The Obviously One Or The Other Game.

pointless and uncalled for

20:54 / 11.08.04

Ridley (I have no clue who Tony is)

hail storm or gum on your shoes?

■

21:19 / 11.08.04

Hail storm. They fun. Gum on shoes? Someone else's flob and slackness.

Lee or Herring?

electricinca

21:47 / 11.08.04

I think I've done this one before elsewhere and I chose Lee but I forget why maybe he bought me a pint once. I think I've met him but that could have been a delusional episode. Oh and Keggers have you really never heard of Tony Scott? He's Ridley's brother and director of Top Gun, Days of Thunder, The Last Boy Scout and one of my favourite films ever True Romance.

Choose the Wayne Wang movie. Smoke or Blue in the Face.

Alex's Grandma

22:10 / 11.08.04

Smoke I suppose, though I've no real plans to ever see either.

On a related note, the complete works of Paul Auster being found under your bed by a potential lover, or the complete works of Paul Raymond ?

sleazenation

08:34 / 12.08.04

The complete works of Paul Auster found under a potential lover's bed.

lethal injection or the electric chair?

08:47 / 12.08.04

electric chair (notably served as a throne in Ethiopia for some time after it was discovered that they had no means to power it as an execution tool)

Preliminary report or final analysis

imaginary mice

10:20 / 12.08.04

Preliminary report. Nothing final please.

Pebbles or sand?

sleazenation

10:54 / 12.08.04

Sand goddamm it - Brighton's pebbles be damned.

Victorian or Elizabethan?

Saveloy

11:11 / 12.08.04

Victorian

Cary Grant or Robert Mitchum?

Axolotl

11:19 / 12.08.04

Cary Grant.

Peppermint or aniseed?

Chiropteran

13:14 / 12.08.04

Aniseed, please. Thank you.

Balance a tack-hammer on your head or Head off your foes with a balanced attack?

("I don't remember telling you to do that...")

pointless and uncalled for

13:25 / 12.08.04

Head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Claymore or Flamberge

16:31 / 12.08.04

claymore.

ghengis or wrath?

Jub

06:02 / 13.08.04

Ghengis Khan is *much* better than the Wrath of Khan.

Rutland or the Blue Anchor.

Alex's Grandma

06:36 / 13.08.04

Is the Blue Anchor a pub ? Or is the whole of Rutland ?

I'd imagine it's hard to get off the train in Rutland without going into rehab, or agriculture, a few weeks later, so, oh I dunno, I'll toss a coin....

Tails it is, The Blue Anchor.

A glorious death, or a compromised victory ?

pointless and uncalled for

12:08 / 13.08.04

compromised victory.
suicide bombers suck.

mastadon or diplodocus?

Spyder Todd 2008

12:28 / 13.08.04

diplodocus, certainly.

ripped in half by a chainsaw OR chained to a rock and having vultures tear your flesh off?

12:34 / 13.08.04

Chained to a rock and vultures as this is ideally the way I would like to be interred.

Sex on the beach or a long hard screw against the wall.

12:38 / 13.08.04

wallfuck.

harvey or arthur?

Saveloy

12:43 / 13.08.04

Arthur (Arthur Mullard is better than no Mullard at all)

Garage or shed?

14:07 / 13.08.04

Invisibility. "Did you actually see my client, the invisible guy over there, kill all those people? And remember you are under oath"

The Invisibles movie or The Watchmen movie?

Alex's Grandma

18:33 / 13.08.04

The Invisibles.

In the bio film of Oasis, Noel Gallagher played by Ron Dixon in Brookside, and Liam played by Steve Coogan as Paul Calf.

Or:

No film at all.

19:10 / 13.08.04

no film at all

Papess

23:23 / 13.08.04

Keggers...erm...You forgot how to play this? Or maybe you just want to play with yourself?

playing this game

or

playing with yourself

01:53 / 14.08.04

Well, as much fun as playing this game is...

Blue Thunder or Airwolf?

02:03 / 14.08.04

Air Wolf..Blue Thunder sounds like a fart joke.

Donkey Kong or potato salad?

02:05 / 14.08.04

That depends. If the potato salad isn't creamy and with lots of eggs, then I'll take Donkey Kong.

(those were TV shows about attack helicopters, btw Keggers)

03:03 / 14.08.04

Shit. I guess the next person needs something to go on. Hmm...

A house of lies or a house on fire?

Bastard Tweed

20:30 / 15.08.04

A house of lies on fire, of course. Burn the mendacious swine in their foetid hive.

So.

Godzilla Marlowe, Private Eye
or
Mecha-Bogart, King of Monster Island?

21:57 / 15.08.04

Oh, that's a tough call, but after some deliberation, I am going to have to say:

Godzilla Marlowe, Private Eye

mostly because of the private eye part. Indeed, Godzilla Marlowe would be worthy of the title "King Dick".

Watching a dog chase its tail or watching a pigeon prune itself?

Spyder Todd 2008

12:25 / 16.08.04

Pruning.

An invasion by saucer-like objects from Mars that have a nasty tendency to shoot green fire stuff at humans that kills them instantly...

OR

Sat on by Rush Limbaugh.

01:26 / 17.08.04

The alien invasion thing. Higher casualty rate in lower amount of time.

Eating cold pasta from a can (ala Chef Boyardee) or eating heated up SPAM?