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The Obviously One Or The Other Game.

  
  

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Shrug
17:34 / 04.08.04
Funk.

Paranoia or agoraphobia?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:12 / 04.08.04
Agoraphobia. At least you feel safe once you've locked the door.

the corporate salt mines, or the other kind ?
 
 
the cat's iao
01:22 / 05.08.04
The other kind--I'm not much of a company man.

All the money you want & the removal of cheese and pies from existence or whatever money ya' got but cheese and pies stay?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
01:36 / 05.08.04
what use all the money in the world, without cheese and pies?

...

King for seven years followed by ritual death or a lifetime of Slavery?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
08:19 / 05.08.04
Lifetime of slavery, you can rebel when you're king. (Plus the prospects are looking up in seven years.

Being a notch on the bedpost or having notches on the bedpost.
 
 
Char Aina
12:01 / 05.08.04
having notches, for sure.

marketing yor own urine as a revitalising tonic, or submitting yourself for mediacal testing?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:11 / 05.08.04
marketing urine

That way everyone takes the piss and we all go home happy

when push comes to shove or when the cows come home
 
 
Whale... Whale... Fish!
12:12 / 05.08.04
Marketing my urine. Less risks, more fun.

Chewing off your own arm or avidly watching Big Brother?
 
 
Madman in the ruins.
17:52 / 05.08.04
Watching BB

Mobile phone whith MP3plaver

Or

Mobile Phone with Java Games?
 
 
the cat's iao
00:41 / 06.08.04
I'll wait until the cows come home before I give a toss about owning a phone that's everywhere I go.

Punk rock or a kick in the privates?
 
 
Char Aina
02:19 / 06.08.04
isnt it meant to be opposites?

punk rock.


the pope in 1940 or ayatolla khomeni in the eighties?
 
 
Lord Morgue
07:47 / 06.08.04
The Ayatollah of-a Rock-and-Rollah!
Khomeni he don't like it
Rock the cazbah!

Does it rub the lotion on its body, or does it get the hose?
 
 
Benny the Ball
21:52 / 06.08.04
It rubs the lotion on it's body (give me back maahhh dooooggggg)

Salt AND Pepper or Spinderella
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
22:54 / 06.08.04
Salt & Pepper, purely due to their amazing appearances in the Soulwax mixes.

Fish tank or ant farm?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
22:56 / 06.08.04
(even though Spinderella was an integral part of the Salt and Peppa combo, like)
 
 
the cat's iao
23:43 / 06.08.04
Fish tank. Glub-glub.

Smurfs or The Gummi Bears?
 
 
Char Aina
02:25 / 07.08.04
smurfs.
just.


having sex with all four memebers of 'the corrs', or not having sex with all four members of 'the corrs'?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
12:57 / 07.08.04
That's a good question.

I'm going to say not, because it seems like the alternative would probably lead to a long spell in hospital, one way or the other.

Shane Ritchie or leprosy ?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
13:01 / 07.08.04
leprosy.

Hot and sunny or lightning storm?
 
 
electricinca
16:23 / 07.08.04
Lightning storms. I love stormy weather and the humid hot days we've had lately are pissing me off.


Working 14 hour days at a shit hourly rate of pay

or

making yourself unemployed in the hope of something better turning up before your savings run out.
 
 
Char Aina
16:45 / 07.08.04
making yourself unemployed.

(if this is a real question too, i would suggest that on the day you are released you should go rond all the agencies offering temp work in an office. the difference between that and punishing 14hr days is massive, and it will give you time for that something to turn up. plus you get to use the internet.)


bruce dickinson the fencing champ

or

dave lee roth the karate expert
 
 
Madman in the ruins.
18:16 / 07.08.04
Dikko defiently. Not hairpiece wearing-got busted buying 10 dollars worth of weed-Dave


So

Frankie Goes to Hollywood

or Duran Duran
 
 
Char Aina
18:30 / 07.08.04
frankie, especially that time on TheTube before they were famous.

wrist mounted crossbow
or
wrist mounted radio
?
 
 
Madman in the ruins.
21:12 / 07.08.04
To be socially aceptable i'm going for Radio (But a crossbow would be better)

OK

Drinking a few beers to let one nice and relaxed.

or

Drinking a few bottles of red wine and going on a bender of epic proportions?



(I'm a bit pisshed BTW. I think I could do less damage with a gun than I do on the Internet when i'm pisshed)
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:05 / 08.08.04
Dude, how can you ask ? The latter, of course.

In the forthcoming movie to do with The Magic Roundabout, who should play Dougal ?

Paul Weller or That Horrible Clot What Was In Take That, The Clown.
 
 
Lord Morgue
09:52 / 09.08.04
Paul Weller! Geeeezer! Oi! Paul Weller!

Alright, you wake up, and someone is going down on you like a circus seal. If you had your druthers, would it be:

Jay, or

Silent Bob?
 
 
luke hugh
21:39 / 09.08.04
Jay (from Clerks)




So in the province of Nova Scotia we have no sunday shopping. It is kind of bullshit but I enjoy the whole release from consumerism and your need to spend money.

Yes or no to this olde time ritual of the sabbath
 
 
Unicornius
00:57 / 10.08.04
Obviously YES! to the Sabbath

Now to continue with it:

Black Sabbath without OZZY

or

Iron Maiden with Paul Dianno
(He was the first singer in the band)
 
 
the cat's iao
01:00 / 10.08.04
Yes if it was done for a break from the consumer frenzy, and no if it is in the name of someone's god.

Sweater or hoodie?
 
 
the cat's iao
01:02 / 10.08.04
Ah fuck. Slow on the draw. Black Sabbath without, I guess. Same question stands...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:10 / 10.08.04
sweater

bold or Italics?
 
 
the cat's iao
03:46 / 10.08.04
Ebonics!

Dat sheeit iz tight or dat sheeit wacks?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
06:15 / 11.08.04
Dat sheeit's wack, fool! What kinda shit you be smokin you think dat shit ain't wack?


Getting a bad case of the hiccups every time you shave or never shaving?
 
 
Whale... Whale... Fish!
10:02 / 11.08.04
Shaving and hiccups could be a bad combination.
I'd never shave, unless...
An electric razor would be the safest option i think.
So shaving provided an electric razor was available if not then no shaving.

On a completely different subject...

Ducks...

or...

Geese?

(I want to know more about the shaving/hiccups thing now)
 
 
Char Aina
13:11 / 11.08.04
ducks.

pulling off each of your fingernails one by one, or pulling of each of your toenails one by one?
 
  

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