Lateshift...with pie and cake and huggles and tarot and animal fights and ...

00:13 / 14.03.04

HMHB are a band from Liverpool... who sing fucking hilarious songs. They were first famous for "Fuckin' 'Ell! It's Fred Titmus!!!" and "I hate Nerys Hughes".

Many thanks to Haus for burning me copies of a couple of their more recent albums. They rock.

(I think I'm anticipating this being a long night at work... I brought in a 14-CD box set of the Ring Cycle as well.)

Hey there, Baz!

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00:20 / 14.03.04

"Half shark-alligator half-man? It's ok, Icke to da rezcu here......"

"Fuck, is that one over there?"

00:28 / 14.03.04

Greenland, you say?

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00:29 / 14.03.04

Haha look! A reptoid's egged him on his right arm!

00:30 / 14.03.04

Damn. And that's the one he Sieg Heils with as well!

Oh, the shame of it all!

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00:33 / 14.03.04

Yeah, poor soul........

cusm

01:07 / 14.03.04

Baa. My obscure hip-hop referencing is lost upon the masses. Undone by my own cleverness, I am.

01:10 / 14.03.04

Hoist by your own pet toad?

01:34 / 14.03.04

I really have to stop making these shit thread-killing jokes.

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02:03 / 14.03.04

Can i post? I reached the 50 post limit for the first time here today, can i? I guess i'll know when i click.......

Jack Denfeld

03:32 / 14.03.04

So I heard you guys were looking for me cuz i'm so cooooooooool! Anyone left?

03:39 / 14.03.04

Still here.

Jack Denfeld

04:03 / 14.03.04

word up. hows your saturday been?

04:05 / 14.03.04

Oh, I was asleep for most of it... I'm working nights again. Only one more to go after today, though, then Im off for a week. How's yours?

Jack Denfeld

04:08 / 14.03.04

I worked till about 3 then slept the day away, so i feel out of the loop tonight, not sure whats goin on where. Trying to get a part time midnight type deal job, cuz i dont sleep much.

05:06 / 14.03.04

Just had to go and read all the late editions... Christ I'm gonna be in this office for ever...

23:36 / 14.03.04

Boo.

23:37 / 14.03.04

Awright! How ya doin'?

23:39 / 14.03.04

I'm incredibly fed up. Read: hungover. This is unlike me so I didn't want to bring anyone down.

I need to get my enthusiasm back! Unfortunately the only thing I feel like I can listen to right now are songs of the Lost in translation soundtrack.

How are you?

23:45 / 14.03.04

How the hell can you be hungover at 1AM? I mean, I can understand being drunk at this time of night, but hung over?? When did you stop drinking? When did you start?

23:47 / 14.03.04

I'm good- it's my favourite part of the working week- the Sunday night, the last night of the shift, the night when I know that in under six hours I'll be heading for the early-morning pub ready to start a whole week off. Also there's sod all in the papers on a Monday, so work's easy as well. (Which is good, because this week's been a fucking bitch.)

Listen to Half Man Half Biscuit (sorry- I'm on a total HMHB re-discovery trip at the moment).

23:48 / 14.03.04

Ah, hangover's last a whole day at the least for me. I can't remember when I got home, though. It was probbably about 5am, and I didn't get out of bed till around 5.

I get this whole icky weird feeling, and this time it's crossed with a weird nostalgic sad happiness. It's strange!

23:53 / 14.03.04

My hangovers get more like thathe older I get- more like a general malaise and depression than the headaches of yore.

23:55 / 14.03.04

Indeed, I will only "go out" drinking if I have a whole day spare after. It feels like such a waste!

It's not always depressing, sometimes on sunny days I sit on the grass and wonder about life meaningfully. I'm not entirely sure what's worse!

I think this is what comes from having fun with someone you haven't seen for about two years who was once very important to you.

The Wicker Man is on! I've never managed to watch this film... and I feel like once again I will avoid it because I feel like I need to listen to music to keep me going!

23:57 / 14.03.04

No! Watch the Wicker Man! One of my favourite films EVER, and with tons of music in it as well! (At the very least, tape it.)

23:57 / 14.03.04

Oh Suede, the music in the Wicker Man is the bees knees. The soundtrack album is justly famous and supercool. You'd be a fool to deny yourself.

23:58 / 14.03.04

Hmm. Have I missed anything important? I'm rewinding a tape right now, but I expect I'll half watch it now.

23:59 / 14.03.04

What’s happening on screen, right this second? We’ll let you know if you’ve missed anything important.

00:01 / 15.03.04

He just asked them for a dingy!

00:03 / 15.03.04

You've not missed much, depending which cut it is you're watching.

00:03 / 15.03.04

Switch your computer off and watch your television if you know what's good for you.

00:03 / 15.03.04

It's the directors cut, I believe. All I need to know is he's looking for a missing girl, right?

I may be tempted to watch this.

00:04 / 15.03.04

... maybe.

00:05 / 15.03.04

If it's the directors cut, then you've missed a largely pointless scene on the mainland where his colleagues are taking the piss out of his Christianity. And that's about it.