BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


Late Shift- Postcards from a comfortable distance from the edge.

 
  

Page: 12345(6)789

 
 
Saint Keggers
21:18 / 10.02.04
Yeah I usually pop 4-6 500mg tablets in the morning. Vitamin C..its good for you. Except the singer. Not good at all.
 
 
Papess
21:26 / 10.02.04
Bed Head, your sister - if you pardon me- is a nonce.

Check here for some info on the beneficial consumption of oranages and vitamin C.

yeesh! Ignorance is obviously NOT bliss.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:29 / 10.02.04
Um... May? Does "nonce" mean the same thing over there that it does over here?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:33 / 10.02.04
What does it mean over there?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:37 / 10.02.04
I believe the technical term is "kiddie fiddler".
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:38 / 10.02.04
Here. as far as I know, it just means an idiot
 
 
gingerbop
21:38 / 10.02.04
Deva: Im glad I dont have to face your work person. Because I'd probably have to give her a good slap round the face.

Im cultivating penicillin under my computer desk if anyone's interested. It started off life as a pot noodle, was eaten, was binned, was forgotten about, I remembered it yesterday, and there was a big "EEEWWWWW" thing, so I didnt want to move it, but now im just curious to see what it'll look like in a few weeks time. Because my mum never comes in this room. I can smell a kinda fresh coffee smell, and although its far too nice for it to be coming off of a mouldy pot-noodle remains, the only coffee there's been was instant in the kitchen downstairs and across the house from here. Strange.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:41 / 10.02.04
That's weird, cos if you grow it on cold coffee, it doesn't smell of coffee at all. (Maybe it smells of Pot Noodle? I'll have to try it again.)
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:45 / 10.02.04
Gb: There is no such thing as instant coffee!! No matter what they try to con you with... That aint coffee! Its just pure crap.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:47 / 10.02.04
Well, Pot Noodles are barely noodles!
 
 
gingerbop
21:49 / 10.02.04
I am very much a non-coffee drinker, but shall take your word for it. I've only had one cup of instant ever, and needed about 6 sugars with it. I've have a couple real coffees, and they're always so dissapointing. The smell is so promising, but gah! I still need 6 sugars. I dont even take any in my tea.

Oh, and I thought 'nonse' just meant an idiot too. Christ I must have inadvertently accused sooo many people of kiddiefiddling. Whoops.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:50 / 10.02.04
Pot should not be wasted on making noodles, I will agree with that.
 
 
Bed Head
21:50 / 10.02.04
And they don’t have much pot in them either.

Oh, May, bless you for finding that link for me. Thing is, I know oranges are full of juicy goodness, I just couldn’t explain why when directly challenged. Maybe I’ll try again. Maybe I just won’t bother. I like oranges.
 
 
Bed Head
21:51 / 10.02.04
Gah, beaten to the punch by Keggers. I thought you were supposed to be ill.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:54 / 10.02.04
Oh but I am. Had I not been it I would have posted the punch before the set up was posted. IM THAT DAMN GOOD!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:01 / 10.02.04
Why try to convince her, Bed Head? Keep the arcane orangey knowledge a secret, and that's more yummy citrus fruits for YOU!
 
 
Bed Head
22:03 / 10.02.04
Just, y’know, trying to be nice. More fool me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:06 / 10.02.04
pah! Nice, schmice. HOARD those oranges! Hoard them, I say!
 
 
Olulabelle
22:07 / 10.02.04
Sometimes nice is not the way forward. Even if you think it should be.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:10 / 10.02.04
Its all fine and good to hoard the oranges...until someone hoards the coconuts, then somebody hoards the watermellons...where do you go from there? Where??? Think of the children! Wont somebody think og the children!
 
 
Bomb The Past
22:12 / 10.02.04
Deva - do you work at Leeds Met or Uni of Leeds? If it's the later, I might have a look out for something you're teaching next year as an elective.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:13 / 10.02.04
Then you can set up a post-capitalist barter system whereby if you fancy, for example, some watermelon, you go to (say) me, who's been hoarding them, and offer to swapsie some for some oranges. Then I cunningly steal youroranges, and establish an orange/watermelon monopoly, gradually extending my dominion until I RULE THE WORLD!!!

ahem.
 
 
Bed Head
22:58 / 10.02.04
But she’s my sister-in-law! Wife to my brother! Mother of my adorable niece! Family! If I can’t share oranges with own family, who can I share oranges with, huh?

Of course, as far as she’s concerned, I’m just the weird bloke her husband happens to be related to, whose insane theories about oranges are spooky hoodoo. And I need a haircut, too.

Rather fancy some watermelon now, thanks to you Stoatie. Will you take an IOU? Will your dominion over this planet offer me credit?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:05 / 10.02.04
Only if you help me lead a covert assault on Keggers' dissident coconut stash.
 
 
Bed Head
23:17 / 10.02.04
Shhh! He doesn’t suspect a thing. His flying monkey guards don’t stand a bally chance!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:19 / 10.02.04
And the badgers are in a state of readiness.
 
 
Bed Head
23:25 / 10.02.04
Still awaiting Lance corporal Haus to arrive sir, with his bag of demon combat-shrews. Do we dare delay the attack?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:27 / 10.02.04
Yes... it might give me time to think up a joke about a Banana Republic, or some other such fruit/politics-related combo)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:49 / 10.02.04
Badgers you say?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:57 / 10.02.04
shhhh!!!! yes, badgers!
 
 
Bed Head
00:03 / 11.02.04
and turn that funky music down! We’ll switch the music on about a mile out, as we come out of the rising sun. Care to pick a CD, suede? It has to ‘scare the shit’ out of them. It’s traditional.
 
 
gingerbop
00:04 / 11.02.04
Uh... Im scared. Furry animals and fruits? I dont understand. I best get some sleep before sez interview sur la morningness. I havent prepared anything. Thought I should, but then lith seemed a better option.

Just got the guts to smell the pot noodle directly, and I think it is that. If it is, it should get stronger every day, and will either knock me out, or mum will finally brave the male- and slightly-nearer-male-than-her-dominated room. Cause sure as hell neither dad or me will change the bin.

Night all. xx
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:22 / 11.02.04
Pick a scary CD you say? I don't listen to scary music!

Can we just put My Bloody Valentine on really loud? Surely that distorted guitar sludge will be all we need.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:32 / 11.02.04
Yes, we can snea-

sorry- yes, we can sneak in behind a barrage of Kevin Shields' pink noise, grab the cocnuts, and scarper!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:34 / 11.02.04
I'd actually prefer Elastica, how I feel right now though. IS that alright?
 
  

Page: 12345(6)789

 
  
Add Your Reply