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The Late Shift 14..The Goods, the Bauds and the Googly.

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
01:28 / 21.05.03
I know the feeling, Maz. Have reached the stage of desperately needing sleep, but probably ought to run another virus scan and defrag on my compy...maybe I should just leave it running overnight...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:30 / 21.05.03
Story on translation here, should you be curious about the coming-to-be of Quomodo Invidiosulus Nomine Grinchus Christi Natalem Abrogaverit.
 
 
Persephone
01:34 / 21.05.03
We have the Wizard of Oz in Latin. And also Hebrew.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:36 / 21.05.03
I want to see pulpy, airport shite translated into Latin. Jackie Collins, say. THEN their evil will be stopped!
 
 
Persephone
01:41 / 21.05.03
*dreamily*

Or Valley of the Dolls. I should have quoted from Valley of the Dolls in the commonplace thread.
 
 
Mazarine
01:43 / 21.05.03
Ooh, story! Thanks, Rothky. I swear, I'm going to have to buy a damned tazer to keep my co-workers away from me on my lunch break so I can do my damned homework. If humans colonize Mars, is the day longer?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:44 / 21.05.03
You're all elitists. Latin's a dead language- deal with it freaks.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
01:44 / 21.05.03
a Gryffindoro quinquaginta pretia adimo, mi Potter, quod verecundia falsa me inritat

I'm sorry, that was awful, wasn't it? Maybe I should have a lie down...
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:47 / 21.05.03
Pig-lattin for the pulps... lliay aketay anhaenttenmay.
 
 
Mazarine
02:01 / 21.05.03
Woog. Springer's on (not in Latin) so I think I'm going to shower then sleep. Love to all.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
02:14 / 21.05.03
But this week, after three stays in rehab, Feldman celebrates 14 months of being clean and sober. As he mends his frayed marriage with actress Vanessa Marcil, 23, and revives his career with two films later this year, Round Trip To Heaven and Meatballs IV, Feldman is guided by a single firm principle: "I don't want to live in hell anymore."

It's the juxtaposition of Feldman not wanting to live in Hell with the information that he is soon to appear in Meatballs IV that breaks the heart.

Meanwhile, can any Americans help me out with this rather piquant expression, deployed in the "Wealth, Power and Race" thread in the Head Shop?

Reducing to the absurd is not a tactic that works very well on me. I know the technique, and see it for what it is. Generaly the step one takes when it fails is to ask me if I stopped beating off with a cheese grater.

My instinct, I confess, was to comment that those long winter evenings at the Algonquin must just fly by, but perhaps I am being unfair. Is this an American figure of speech? There's a bit about cheesegraters in Aristophanes, but it seems unlikely that that's the reference...does he mean people ask him whether he has ceased to beat off using a cheesegrater, or whether he curtailed his beating off with the aid of a cheesegrater? And in either case, how does this follow?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:41 / 21.05.03
We can only hope that one day people will stop outlining what doesn't work with them and start to react like something isn't working with them. Have you considered asking the author of that expression if he understands classical philosophical argument? That taking something to its extremes is in fact a system that can be traced back to Plato's Gorgias? That the author understands this seems as likely as Corey Feldman looking fantabulous on the front of Heat due to his starring role in Meatballs IV. I, for one, will be watching that film (on video in the comfort of my own home). As for beating off with cheesegraters- what a vile expression and terribly phallic. Human society really is quite foul. This gender segregation must be stopped. We should curtail all inadvertent misogyny through the institution of new rules- no more 'beating off' unless specifically applied to the discussion of harmful semantics.

Erm... I think it might be my bedtime.
 
 
—| x |—
02:51 / 21.05.03
So...

That 24 was pretty good. Just like that.

Also, that whole Mad Cow thing had a news spot on almost every commercial break. It's a big ole deal 'round the ranch. I guess those Americans have decided to close their boarders to Alberta beef.

Speaking of Americans, while they are my neighbours, I can't seem to make head nor tails o' that there quote neither, Haus.

Get along little doggies.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:04 / 21.05.03
Nope I dont understand it either...
Just watched 24...loved how it ended. WHo'd have thought the president was a double agent and that Kim Bauer was really of clone of the killer from the first season...what wont they think of next?
 
 
—| x |—
03:23 / 21.05.03
Oh yeah! And then that part where Bauer had slammed that one cronie’s arms in the SUV’s door—practically severing them—and the guy is so dedicated to the president’s cause that he’s still trying to gnaw off Jack’s wounded leg (he’d been shot moments before) and Bauer manages to leap over the hood of the vehicle while the president has his back turned, attending to those—ahem—other matters, and Bauer was so pumped up from all those drugs he had to take that he put his fist right through the back of the president’s head and out his mouth. Man, that was kinda’ cool—especially since it’s all real time: no slomo or nothing just BAM!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
03:34 / 21.05.03
Haus, this one's for you.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:41 / 21.05.03
Yeah but you have to admit it was prety damn cool when Jack had his fist inside Palmers skull and then started to use the prez. like a ventrillaquist dummy. I love the part when he had the president say "You (this portion deleted incase of spoilerage)! You damn dirty apes!!"
Lol! I was on the ground in stiches !
 
 
—| x |—
03:53 / 21.05.03
And then Kim Bauer bursts in ready to do in her dad with that big fucking automatic rifle she's got, and she's all like, trying to fight the clone programming so she's kinda' got this crazy psycho look in her eyes and the tears are pouring out and Bauer's saying through Palmer "I'm your father Kim. Your Father!" So she starts shaking all uncontrollably like, and then Jack pulls the gun that the Prez had tucked into the back of his pants and wastes his own daughter. Oh so tragic!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:02 / 21.05.03
Oh, hang on - I've been thinking of cheesegraters in terms of the boards or truncated pyramids, but there are those ones you use to grind parmesan and other hard cheeses that have the rotating wheel and the receptacle for the cheese. Possibly you could do something with those, if you stuffed the drum part with liver or similar, but I still don't see why that would be a logical thing to stop doing as a result of foiling a reductio ad absurdum...

All rather confusing, really.

Rothk - oh, how lovely. Who is this Meatbee? This cerainly beats the last indie-Transformers crossover, the somewhat lamentable Airhammer...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:00 / 21.05.03
Apparently, they're some kind of Canberra band. Came in in a distracting email this afternoon, and I thought of you immediately. And of the fact that I didn't buy those knockoff Transformers t-shirts at Camden when I had the chance...

In other news, the bank have decided to give me a credit card. Which will neatly take the credit card debt I had, reduce the interest level on it by about five percentage points, and give me an extra bit of cash to play with.

That I must not touch.

Oh no.

No.

Hmm. Anchor? Or sea-serpent? Or compass rose? The mind boggles.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:37 / 21.05.03
Haus - I believe the cheesegrater thing is intended to be analogous to the notorious "Have you stopped [or When did you stop] beating your wife?" question. In other words, supposedly a form of rhetoric that allows the person being addressed no way of answering without condemning themselves.

The fact that there is in fact a very easy way out of the trap set by this fiendishly tricky piece of wordplay - "I have never beaten my wife / masturbated with a cheesegrater" - is very telling. As is the fact that yet again on Barbelith, home of the weird and far-out and subversive (maaaaan), sadomasochism is being presented as Sick and Wrong.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:45 / 21.05.03
Be fair, Flyboy. Only masochism is being portrayed as sick and wrong, and specifically auto-erotic masochism - otherwise the question would presumably be "have you stopped beating off using a cheesegrater and the good graces of a family friend?" - unless cruelty to liver counts as sadism. God, that's not a good mental image to have.

I think he may be struggling with the idea of the eis ton adunaton agoge though...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:36 / 22.05.03
Back from course. Woo.
 
 
gravitybitch
04:51 / 22.05.03
For some reason, the visuals for this:
At the moment, I'm doing the Generic Henchman look. Black t-shirt. Evil glance. Etc.

On Friday morning, though, I'll be able to do a henchman-of-leisure-in-bathrobe, as I'll be at home.


have just lodged in my brain. And they won' go away!


I don't know if it's because I have a distinct deficit of Henchmen in my life, or if I'm sleep deprived. Or suffering from some other form of dprivation...

Anybody else up??
 
 
Potguns
05:11 / 22.05.03
Yup designing websites for fuckkos.

Those henchmen lines hurt my brain. I misread it as book and thought you were making some bizzare roleplay product.

Anyways back to moving little squares around a screen...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
06:09 / 22.05.03
Henchman Bathrobe Day is approaching! Scant hours from now!

You're just lucky I have to go have lunch with people tomorrow. Otherwise it'd be all bathrobe, all the time.

I spose I could always wear it to lunch...
 
 
Potguns
06:16 / 22.05.03
sew your school badge (if you were posh) from days of yore onto it and say its a smoking jacket. Complete look by using a biro as a cigarette holder and growing a tosh.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
07:54 / 22.05.03
You know, I'd rather grow a Burnside. He'd be better in a stoush.

It's already got a crest monogrammed on it. Ahem.

I've got a fez here, too, incidentally, for extra henchpoints.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
18:05 / 22.05.03
Well, I'm here. Lounging.

And it's 5am. I need help.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:48 / 22.05.03
And I am here, to bid you a brief hello before getting sidetracked by obscure Googlege and coming back to find everyone's gone to bed. Again.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:04 / 22.05.03
Hiiiyyyyaaaaa.
 
 
—| x |—
22:18 / 22.05.03
Bon soir, mes amis! Comment ca va? Comment vas-tu? Je suis bien et tres eveille, merci!
 
 
The Strobe
22:29 / 22.05.03
I'm about to go to bed. Had my first exam today, that's 1/4 of them done and me 40% through my degree. Another one tomorrow - unseen, so haven't done much revision, but have read the first seven chapters of Pattern Recognition and vg it is too.

Two more next week which are scarier. But yeah. Slightly buoyed, tired, tickets for Secretary tomorrow and Matrix Reloaded on Saturday.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:32 / 22.05.03
Damn I want to go and see Secretary. I'm expecting a long list of good and bad points from you!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:39 / 22.05.03
Secretary? Ooh, envy envy.
 
  

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