The Late Shift 14..The Goods, the Bauds and the Googly.

Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes

23:22 / 24.05.03

George Clooney is the love child of Jay Leno and Sam the Eagle

And now, so may things make sense. It might be a painful and confusing sense, the sort of sense that things make in a terrible nightmare, but sense nonetheless.

Tryphena Absent

23:28 / 24.05.03

And I am going home to eat chips and watch Big Brother Live or Donnie Darko... again. Goodnight my darlings.

23:36 / 24.05.03

Here’s a big hug to you Anna and to you Mordant. I love you both very much. Soppy bastard that I am.

23:44 / 24.05.03

And now, so may things make sense. It might be a painful and confusing sense, the sort of sense that things make in a terrible nightmare, but sense nonetheless.

Apparently, that's the only kind of sense I make on any sort of regular basis. How goes, Mordant?

The Return Of Rothkoid

00:05 / 25.05.03

W00t!

Gin is good. Oho yes.

00:19 / 25.05.03

Said hug has infected you with the Snot Gremlins, panarchy. Evil little green monsters will live in yr sinuses, pumping out yellow gunk forevermore. Haregh.

Mazarine: Apart fromthe imminent demise of one of my role models, cool. You?

00:59 / 25.05.03

*Clears throat*

*Twiddles thumbs*

*Gets up and taps the side of the guppy tank*

Well, this is nice then, isn't it?

01:00 / 25.05.03

I had this weird ida of going to a hotel room and finding that instead of putting mints on your pillow they put mince..as in mincemeat. Odd.

I also want to make 'Barbarella'...the Musical.

01:05 / 25.05.03

I've got your thread!
I've got your thread!
Ev'rybody knows
I've got your thread!

Was it, like, minced beef? Or mince pie mince? Either way,

I've got your thread!
I've got your thread!
Ev'rybody knows
I've got your thread!

01:08 / 25.05.03

Still got yr thread.

01:10 / 25.05.03

Thread still mine. Think I might re-paint it.
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01:13 / 25.05.03

What this thread needs is some nice crochet antimacassars.

01:14 / 25.05.03

And wood-chip paper. And chintz. Never goes out of style.

01:16 / 25.05.03

Maybe I should re-paint everything in turquoise.

01:19 / 25.05.03

And a big airbrushed Ferrari poster.

Spatula Clarke

01:20 / 25.05.03

Hmm. Nice thread.

Think I'll take it.

01:22 / 25.05.03

-Hurries in and takes away the paintbrush-

Good lord, I wander off for a moment and suddenly it's redecoration. It's ludicrous enough in here without adding paint fumes to the mix!

Spatula Clarke

01:24 / 25.05.03

I grow tired of this thread.

01:28 / 25.05.03

Cover the thread in macrame!!

01:53 / 25.05.03

-Sighs, and gives back the paintbrush.-
Fine, fine, I've been outvoted. Go nuts.

-makes with the crocheting.-

01:59 / 25.05.03

What are you crocheting? 'cause if its doilies....

02:03 / 25.05.03

I'm afraid I'm only really qualified to crochet your basic parallelograms, which, if I'm lucky, turn out to be rectangles.

02:08 / 25.05.03

You could always make fishnet.

02:10 / 25.05.03

I'm really starting to hate that kid from the PopTarts commercials. Baaaaaam! indeed.

02:23 / 25.05.03

A rectangle is a parallelogram, silly. It just happens to have angles that are all 90 degrees.

02:25 / 25.05.03

I know, but usually my crocheting tends towards the angles greater than or less than the ninety.

Which poptart commercial? I kinda like the one with the angry monkies riding the stampeding goats...

Ganesh

02:29 / 25.05.03

Just back from another fun-packed evening at The Hoist, in which we got gussied up in assorted leather and rubber, behaved disgracefully then staggered (five minutes) home across Vauxhall Gardens. Spent a good half hour (not so) surreptitiously checking out a muscle-bound guy in 'leather pirate' garb whose rather sexy hirsuitness reminded us both of the lovely Lurid...

02:41 / 25.05.03

Its the one where a car full of girls pull up net to a car full of boys at the red light and look at each other, put on the music and their supped-up car starts to bounce up and down...they then give the boys a "let see you do better" look and the driver of the boys car flicks on the radio and looks to the Poptart on the passagens seat. The Poptart then starts jumping up and down and the car ends up being bounced with the poptart.... The boy then looks over at the girls and yells "Baaaaaam!" and takes off...
I hates that kid....hates him forever!

02:44 / 25.05.03

Filthy degenerate! As if I would be making time with anyone even remotely piratey. Pah.

Ganesh

02:46 / 25.05.03

I dunno, Mordant. Black says 'ninja' but hair and beard say 'pirate'...

02:54 / 25.05.03

Goats and monkeys are definitely better. Is it monkeys or monkies?