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Whoever it was that said that the barbelith could use some speed injected into the pacing....

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23:32 / 14.04.03

I'm too busy playing with the toy to think of anything between MacDonalds outings.

No wonder im fat, too much fast food.

23:33 / 14.04.03

Hee hee hee hee...ve haf vays.

23:34 / 14.04.03

Nah, the routine of the message board is that you're a troll and we moderators keep one eye on you until your amusing:annoying ration reaches a certain critical mass, and then we get off our ponderous backsides and segue into all the crazysexycool "saving" stuff. Not before.

23:36 / 14.04.03

Actually, the impression I get is that Haus is amusing the rest of us just indulging you,C_o_F. He's probably doing it in his sleep, although it's equally likely he's hacked a Speak and Spell specifically for your archetype. I doubt he, or anyone that's taken the time to respond to this thread, has put more than a microsecond's thought into it.

Tryphena Absent

23:40 / 14.04.03

This is far too much fun... I might actually be able to put off the imminent cigarette and late night drive for, oh, half an hour!

23:40 / 14.04.03

Pfft. He had no staying power. Fruits are all the same.

*goes off to play fagalicious games with tiger and (very possibly) beeyooootiful bisexual model girlfriend. Under a tree. In the sun.*

23:51 / 14.04.03

Can't someone go and get him back for Round Two?

23:56 / 14.04.03

And when do we get a picture of Ganesh's tits? I hear they're fantastic.

Tryphena Absent

00:16 / 15.04.03

I'm sure he'll be back, it should be utterly funkadelic as always and yet far too boring for words and I'm sure we'll know him by his fat accusations.

when do we get a picture of Ganesh's tits?
Oh why won't the insane giggling stop?!

00:19 / 15.04.03

im sure its just a contact high from C-O-F being so lit.

00:37 / 15.04.03

You l00sers couldn't handle my t1tz...

Tryphena Absent

00:48 / 15.04.03

And I stick my middle finger up with regards to... being called a looser in W00t-speak.

02:09 / 15.04.03

Anyone for dodgeball? I have fruit loops...

If we all jump together do you think we can trigger a quake?

02:47 / 15.04.03

If we all play Quake do you thing we can make Trigger jump? (trigger being Roy Rogers horse...which is now stuffed and in a museum)

03:03 / 15.04.03

No, Trigger is the morose, incompetant character from 'Only Fools and Horses' that isn't played by Nicholas Lyndhurst and as white men can't jump it seems we're screwed on that plan.

On the other hand, if a fat bear shits in the woods and there is no-one around, does he still make a sound?

Tryphena Absent

03:10 / 15.04.03

Yes because the bear can hear it! I swear if I read the word fat one more time today... ooh there's gonna be trouble! Luckily it's unlikely because it's goodnight time my sugar plum fatski's.

03:48 / 15.04.03

awwww... I didn't get to "do the McGowan", No fair!
I thought you said this was same-old same-old.

08:08 / 15.04.03

But... I don't understand why we can't be respectful and considerate of others and explore new issues and push boundaries?!?

Then again, I always got picked last for dodgeball myself, so...

No star here laces

08:57 / 15.04.03

We should use the clear explanation of "the troll cycle" in this thread to instigate a new troll protocol.

I propose that one member be nominated the "troll-friend" and will play good-cop, agreeing with the troll's statements and praising their eloquence. This could progress to flirting and even public cyber, all in the context of the standard pissing contest with Haus and Jack Fear.

Think of the added amusement!

09:33 / 15.04.03

I think we should apply to the managers of the troll factory for a refund. That one had no teeth whatsoever and virtually no stamina, whining about the weight advantage and retiring from the fight, citing injured dignity, while Haus-impersonating-Haus was still in his corner, warming up. And the promising little cheerleader in the rara skirt, with big fluffy pompoms, b-l-r-nixon, could barely be heard cheering his chum on. I hope ze's going stay around to excoriate the dark heart of global oppression of spoiled West Coast teens that is the Demon 'Lith!

They just don't make trolls like they used to... Now there's a thing I never thought I'd hear myself say, Sax.

Have to say I liked hir neologism: fagalicious. And I feel rather cheated, having lined up potus to take pictures, that little COF's budding flirtation with Ganesh, my Best Girl, never even got to first base. Stormed off in the huff, thus putting an end to all these amusing and extremely heated posts. We could have been poking hir with pointy, intellectual sticks for weeks yet.

ONLY NICE THINGS

10:03 / 15.04.03

Obviously, my beeeee-yootiful bisexual ex-model girlfriend is real, with proper t1tz and everything. My beeee-yooootiful tiger is also real, and although its t1tz are not in the purest sense "proper", doctors are hopeful that the grafts will take. My own t1tz, which is to say Ganesh's t1tz, are mighty indeed, although given that we collectively weigh well over 800 pounds and need a special shower, this is hardly surprising.

10:40 / 15.04.03

Given the obsession with Ganesh's t1tz in this thread, I am intrigued to see there is a new member:

The newest member is 1d10t

Could this be C-o-F back for some more gamage? (Pleeease let it be so.)

10:46 / 15.04.03

Weird. I always pictured Haus as being built like DC's Scarecrow character. But in civilian clothes.

Tryphena Absent

11:54 / 15.04.03

The one with the laces--I propose that one member be nominated the "troll-friend" and will play good-cop

What fun!!!! We could draw straws for it so that someone different gets to do it everytime. This troll definitely needed a nominated friend, his real one hardly cared, where's the loyalty gone? And of course it must be noted that the members 'who think they're so different' might not get a chance because we need them to be bad in order for the cycle to work properly.

12:02 / 15.04.03

I would have said previously, on the mere evidence of my hypermetropic eyes, that Haus had the body (and the arch allure) of a young Oscar Wilde. After this thread, I have an altogether other mental image, much like Amanda Lear walking her panther on the cover of Roxy Music's second album.

Bewilderingly, COF sees him as Ingres' Odalisque or modelling for Jenny Savile. I guess the poor child has body image ishoos, like every other self-respecting teen.

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:03 / 15.04.03

"I've seen a tiger" goes in the Barbe-phrasebook. What immortal hand or eye, eh?

12:14 / 15.04.03

That was pretty good fun, but yeah, no stamina- I'll be the Trollfriend, maybe that'll increase the next one's durability.

It occurs to me I've been here a while and still haven't had a fight with Haus, what's wrong with me? Am I too fat? I've seen a real live tiger you know....

12:36 / 15.04.03

I too would like to nominate myself for the position of troll friend, perhaps a friend would ensure a longer 'debate' thus providing more general amusement. And Anna is right, 'different' members should remain unfriendly as they are far better baiters...

12:41 / 15.04.03

I'm a master baiter, myself.

Pass the tissues? Thanks.

13:11 / 15.04.03

This is really, I mean really, lovely stuff. It warms my heart to see such compassion: people are simply delightful. And so patient...

Yup, there's not much eagerness for conflict 'round these parts.

13:54 / 15.04.03

*sulx*

I thought I got to be their friend... until they begged me to stop. What's going on? grrrrr. I'm swapping sides -

No MOre Mixter Nice Mage...

14:04 / 15.04.03

Jack Fear can be Master Baiter of New Members and you, mixmage, could be Master Baiter of "Different" Members then. The rest of us can just be wankers as usual.

14:07 / 15.04.03

Aw, fuck, I missed all the fun, didn't I?

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:16 / 15.04.03

Don't you worry, Saxy milad; there'll be plenty of fun left over for you, no doubt. Looks like the young master godog is back on the ranch, and maybe he's sickening for a little roister-doister. Who knows?

I feel down a tiger-hole today. Well, it was either a tiger hole or an incredibly portly rabbit.

14:26 / 15.04.03

*Waves to disguised C-o-F* We know you're out there somewhere, *lays little trail of tempting morsels* come and play with us...Sax missed all the fun.

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