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Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:43 / 19.06.02
I still think public figures should speak their mind. Everyone should. Maybe eventually there'll be some sort of precident for giving a fuck.

- Pin.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:06 / 20.06.02
-on a side note, I had the opportunity to use the barbquote "why is it strap-on week in my life?" (which it was)..This was followed by friends spewing forth their mouthfull of my birthday cake out of their noses in laughter. I only wish that I had wished for that.
 
 
Ariadne
07:53 / 20.06.02
Rothkoid, after painful joke:

*boom tish*

Thanks, I'm here all week. Try the veal...

Well, it made me laugh. Tea-sprayingly so.
 
 
Bill Posters
17:25 / 25.06.02
one time we accidentally blew up some muppets

- Nick

(I have no idea whether it was meant to be funny but it's reduced me to a hysterical mess anyway.)
 
 
gridley
15:19 / 26.06.02
Logos:

"The picture that I'm talking about looks a lot like the album cover above, if you turned Billy into a teenage girl, drowned him, and removed his eyelids."
 
 
The Apple-Picker
22:48 / 26.06.02
ZoCher:
needle dick?

is penile girth the measure of literary worth over there?
 
 
Baz Auckland
18:15 / 28.06.02
From Sax regarding Pirates and those other guys:

So it's like a fiction suit for your fiction suit, which enables you to be pedantic, be offensive and get things wrong without any danger of really committing those barbe-sins?

I just love the word 'barbe-sins'.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
08:22 / 01.07.02
"so i killed him with my fist and then i felt good and then i had a wank and then i wrote a fanzine about it i am the real punk"
-expressionless adopts a form and runs with it.
 
 
A
13:17 / 01.07.02
"You have a cold, dark, loveless soul!

(maybe you could sell it to a goth..)"

Rizla Year Zero stands up for the Beach Boys.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
23:26 / 02.07.02
count adam:

"...Aiming for Black Sabbath and hitting Teenage Fanclub?

"...isn't that like aiming for the ceiling and hitting the moon?"

Just because.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:22 / 03.07.02
Kit-Cat Club in the Policy:

this constant underbubble of worry...

Praise for this apt neologism, having underbubbled a lot of late.
 
 
Sax
08:00 / 05.07.02
Ganesh on those dodgy recruitment ads for the cops: "They might as well film a Police officer musing on how difficult it must be to organise Live Aid or live with Paula Yates..."

I was so impressed I've just punted that one round the office as one of my own. And I might even write my weekly column around it next week.
 
 
Baz Auckland
16:46 / 07.07.02
I just nearly died laughing when I read this.

(regarding McCarthy) "I always liked those songs he did with Lenin..." - Chairman Maominstoat
 
 
Bill Posters
16:51 / 11.07.02
Gibreel's recent: You can't have an orgasm outside history is going on a 't'shirt at the earliest available opportunity.
 
 
Abigail Blue
17:13 / 11.07.02
Who cares? It doesn't matter if they fucking cast John Candy's corpse as Nightcrawler...

-impulsivelad. I literally wept with laughter, and tried to explain to my coworkers what was so funny, which didn't work at all...
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:09 / 12.07.02
haus: "I can certainly oversnark. It was wrong of me to drive through three states wearing your head as a hat. I'm sorry"

not willing to get into this argument, but out of all the funny things said in that thread, this made me laugh out loud
 
 
Cavatina
13:25 / 12.07.02
"I am struggling to believe that anybody fails to realise that putting things in suit pockets ruins the line." Haus


I thought the response by this be mutiny, mr y, was a gem:

You wouldn't believe how many people do it. Some people even put mobile phones in the external pockets.



Bastards.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:10 / 15.07.02
"Simple fact - Knodge sent Tom unsolicited mail. To his house. Where his wife sleeps. Where his children play with their toys."

-Haus turns Tom Coates into Tom Corleone.
 
 
Baz Auckland
20:54 / 24.07.02

Gridley in the HIV Muppet Forum: "And furthermore, anyone who looks at a muppet and says to themself, "Not only I can tell that muppet has sex, but I'm damn sure it has gay sex!" has some serious issues to work out."
 
 
gridley
18:18 / 25.07.02
Bizunth (speaking on the subject of computer troubles):

"I attempted to shout commands into the mouse. Then I tried to climb through the screen and touch the pretty ladies."
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:31 / 06.08.02
Johnny O
Went to a goth club on Friday night (I was looking for drugs! I swear!)

Suuuuuuure you were.
 
 
Persephone
16:35 / 08.08.02
*can't stop laughing at Puppyrunce*

From all at WERTRE TEAM bungalows:

"Get well soon, SFD! You are our Mum!"

You hear that SFD? They think yr their Mum - you've gotta get well!
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
17:16 / 08.08.02
The Return Of Rothkoid
Sweet detachable Christ.

The thing is I can hear him say that...
 
 
Sax
12:19 / 15.08.02
Mordant on the influx of new members:

Were they all pressed up against the doors like twelve-year-old-girls at a Claire's Accessories sale?

Mint.
 
 
aus
13:14 / 15.08.02
Well, I don't know about the rest of you but I'm off to a Claire's Accessories sale...

Mmmmmmm crowds of 12 year old g....


Wait a minute. *slaps own face*
My daughter is almost 14! Damn.

Excuse me a minute while I reload my shotgun.
 
 
gravitybitch
14:47 / 15.08.02
Her Lachrymose Fromagerie, Gwyneth Paltrow -- Ganesh

It's not often that I shriek while reading, but that choice bit did it...

The visuals are perfect, whether you go for the cheesy weeper or the weepy cheese. Of course, I'm also not very fond of Gwynnie...
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
15:03 / 15.08.02
b-b-b-but she's Margot Tenenbaum!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:09 / 15.08.02
Sure has a way with words, the Elephant Boy.

As has Jade, Emperor of Brazil: I've been posting like a bagful of morbidly obese manatees all day in li'l dove's 'Allo 'Allo! thread. Marvellous imagery. Mmmmm, manatees...
 
 
Jack Fear
16:04 / 15.08.02
"blah blah fishcakes"

The Haus.

Has already crept its way into my own personal lexicon, and I've spotted it elsewhere as well.
 
 
Seth
23:57 / 15.08.02
Originally posted by Jack Fear:
Dave Sim? Not a bad man, no. Not evil per se.

Just crazy, is all. Crazy as a shit-house rat.

Truly you have a way with swearing, you fun bollock.
 
 
_pin
00:10 / 16.08.02
exp: "you fun bollock"
 
 
the Fool
00:16 / 16.08.02
Ganesh on the excitement of new members;

"Cumstain in my panties and jizz in my wig..."
 
 
gridley
13:11 / 16.08.02
expressionless: "It'll be like Superman vs Clark Kent in Superman III all over again (otherwise known as The Greatest Scene In Cinema History)."

Indeed!
 
 
Ganesh
14:34 / 16.08.02
Fool: now's when I have to come clean and admit that quote's lifted from 'Megacolon', the secret track on the Fischerspooner album...
 
 
Seth
22:55 / 17.08.02
Originally posted by Pin:
Blah blah fishcakes. There's nothing to add to any of this. Except ignore all that crap about "affording it"- see that mother over there? The one who gave birth to you, raised you, fed you from a breast the size of yr head and gave up her dreams of becoming an international olympic swimmer so she could afford the ULTRAMEGAUBERTRON Transformers toy which you chewed the hinges off of and swallowed the three yellow plastic missles, their shoulder-mounted launcher and the shoulder it was mounted to, all within three hours? Thought there was nothing else she could do for you? WRONG! She has a liver that people will pay good monies for! Go sell said liver for said good monies and buy the box set of this! Then buy another for me!

Pin trying to persude the universe to buy the Prisoner boxed set.
 
  

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