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Sax

18:53 / 12.10.01

Unlike you Sax, I never sold out.
Whats'a matter dude? Afraid to give an honest answer to honest questions?

Dude, you cannot be sirius. Notice how I edited his quote there? Tool of the fucking state, I am.

BMF

04:00 / 13.10.01

"STOP ANAL FIST-FUCKING PLANET EARTH!"

The Jade Emperor

Gus

05:29 / 13.10.01

Used succesfully in conversation:

"I've had better weeks, but then I've also had weeks that could stomp on this one's neck until it snapped and then fuck the corpse"
-Haus

"Biology is neither destiny nor a valid excuse"
-Jack Fear [in response to "it ain't natural"-type comments]

"I don't give a rat's left butt-cheek"
and
"I wouldn't trust him as far as I can spit a dead rat"
-(Not sure, perhaps Kali?)

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish on the beach (but, um, they're all dead)."
-Ganesh

Still trying to find somewhere to work in:

"I am an empty beer bottle with the label peeled off, and I am drunk on my own contents."
-Tiger's mouth lurks

Jack The Bodiless

12:09 / 13.10.01

Originally posted by Roth "I don't need no steenkin' search engine - I am a fuckin' search engine" Koid... quote:This place is, functionally, an elephant dancing the Charleston on top of the Chrysler Building; tricky, impressive, and prone to the occasional messy fuck-up...

Pin

17:50 / 13.10.01

"That's nice, now I will pay attention to my breathing." - doubting thomas

"All we ever talk about is you and Quincy" - Ellis, offboard, on why any attempt to have an affir with my girlfriend is destined to fail.

And just about anything ever said ever by autopiolet disengaged. Eminently quoteable bastard...

Jack Fear

19:45 / 13.10.01

"I wouldn't trust him as far as I can spit a dead rat" - (Not sure, perhaps Kali?)

I've been known to say that, but it is in itself a quote from the Hitchhiker's Guide.

Mordant Carnival

18:54 / 15.10.01

Right. Just to save time later. We are not, repeat not, getting sex tips from Robert Heinlein.

From the Female Ejaculation thread. Just in case you were wondering.

sleazenation

10:07 / 16.10.01

Of course a lot of this depends how you define 'the 70s'. For me, they ran from about '68-'77 in music and cultural terms.

I just love this alternative view of what constitutes the 1970's.

The Return Of Rothkoid

14:03 / 18.10.01

The board feeds on memetic material given to it by the regular posters. It excretes waste in the form of posts by Laila and Chrome.

Mister Snee on whether the board is alive or not.

Cherry Bomb

16:41 / 19.10.01

I just don't see why the snooker can't start forty-five minutes later so that us pallid, morbidly obese, asthmatic non-sport-fan losers don't have to haul our truck-sized arses down to Blockbuster for our Alison Hannigan fix.

A funny one, that Mordant Carnival...

Cat Chant

07:21 / 26.10.01

quote: one of the potential 'side effects' is your cock suddenly dropping off.

Crunchy Whoever It Is At The Moment, in the genderspace thread.

Regrettable Juvenilia

07:21 / 26.10.01

quote:Originally posted by Deva:
I think her books would be fantastic if someone else had written them.

Deva shoots down Poppy Z. Brite - but how true is this of *so* many authors?

Saveloy

10:35 / 26.10.01

I misread that as "I think her books would be great if SOMEONE had written them," which is - possibly - even better. Thank you, sleep deprivation.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

07:26 / 02.11.01

Whisky:

"But I don't mind being naked and stupid!"

Honestly. She says these things. And she's not either.

Jack The Bodiless

17:50 / 03.11.01

What, never?!

Posted by the rather erudicious Bill Posters, concerning the exceedingly erudicious Haus Of (Thomas) Payne:

quote:But I am surely being a snob. I'm sure there will be lots of men in white suits smoking cigarettes from silver cases while quoting Heraclitus in the original G(r)eek who too will have popped along to the game in between reading Hegel and My Gender Workbook, and that Haus will find a comfortable niche amongst such like-minded folk. I was wrong to stereotype all football fans as skinheaded Nazi thugs rather than treating them as individuals, all unique and wonderful in their own unique and wonderful ways, and for this I apologise.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

18:29 / 03.11.01

quote: Perhaps Jack could start a quickfire comics review site, based on glancing at the covers in the shops...
New X-Men #118

JF: Wank.

Ultimate X-Men #11

JF: Fanboy wank.

Amazing Spiderman #35

JF: Trademark-servicing filth.

FF 1234 #4

JF: Spandex filth.

flyboy rocks

Bill Posters

12:44 / 04.11.01

For me, Kooky seems to have provided the most memorable lines, both IRL.

Man trying to listen to the concert: "D'you guys mind keeping it down, I'm trying to listen to the music?"
Kooky: "Look, if they weren't playing so loud we wouldn't have to shout, would we?"

From an IRL Mayday demo, just seconds after being chased down Oxford Street by riot cops:

Kooky: "God, this is turning into such a bad hair day."

We're The Great Old Ones Now

17:17 / 06.11.01

BirdOfDoom: "You are my island of sanity in a mad mad world."

(Me: "You're fucked.")

Oh dear me yes.

shouldn't that be "that's the bunny", whisky?

Whisky Priestess

10:00 / 10.11.01

Dammit, someone's been spreading the secret password!

Oh, and Jonny Suede:

"I'd be in rehab if I weren't so poor." There's a man who tells it like it is.

The Puck

22:14 / 12.11.01

Mordant Carnival for the whole goth name thing

now thats funny

smike

11:54 / 22.11.01

Thought I'd revive this interesting thread with a quote from Gypsy Christ in the mundane questions topic which made me chortle:

9. Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment?
No not really. Nobody loves me and other people scare me

Aw.

YNH

14:37 / 24.11.01

quote:No! You don't appologise! I appologise! Stop that! Please? I'm very sorry and will remember to not take stress at real people out on fake people like your much-lovelier-then-my-real-people, um... people

-Pin

Pin

19:29 / 24.11.01

quote:Rizla:
Oh yeah, and avoid August Derleth's stories at all costs - they are to Lovecraft what Bush are to Nirvana.

I've said it before, but it doesn't get more like Rizla then that, does it?

[ 24-11-2001: Message edited by: Pin ]

ephemerat

08:55 / 28.11.01

Nick (again), for making me upset the solemnly educational calm of Southampton City Library with my horrific braying laughter:

quote:Chaosbear: What exactly does cock taste like?

Nick: Chicken.

Jack The Bodiless

10:36 / 02.12.01

Ellis - the People's Champion - for this wee gem:

quote:I swear dialectic is the lowest form of argument...

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

17:45 / 02.12.01

quote:My mom and I used to play "Who's the dominant female?" game back when we lived together.

Where I come from, we call that the "Alpha Bitch" game. It's great fun to watch.

Pin

19:26 / 02.12.01

Flyboy: "I think it's worth noting what Pin said... "

Never a truer word, my friends. Never a truer word...

lolita nation

14:05 / 03.12.01

autopilot disengaged (off site) "kicky bestrides the internet like a gleaming data rainbow!"

Pin

18:16 / 04.12.01

Exp: "All the swearing and misspelling would give you right away"

On why you'd know it was me if I changed my name...

mondo a-go-go

07:23 / 06.12.01

Deva: I suspect walls of being heteronormative as well.

sleazenation: if walls are hetronormative what are sponges?

aaaand we're back to this again, ain't we?

Jack The Bodiless

15:22 / 06.12.01

That's an entire thread. La Kookina just barbequoted my entire thread. <headrush>

Bill Posters

15:47 / 06.12.01

Ellis (IRL): "I got this tatoo because I thought it would make me more interesting. It obviously hasn't."

Awwwww bless!

Jack The Bodiless

19:09 / 11.12.01

Bill Posters (paraphrased because the thread's fucked)

quote:'Haus', trying to make up my mind - are you a cyber-identity, or a cyber-id/entity?

As Oscar Wilde famously never said... "Have a quick slash, and all becomes clear..."

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