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Ierne
19:18 / 02.05.02
Thanks Jack – I will ask for the above post to be modified accordingly.
 
 
Mazarine
23:13 / 02.05.02
"me? i'm comfortable being obsolete. in fact, i love it. it's my american zen." -Utopia (southward aye we fled)

Quality.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
04:27 / 03.05.02
Ass clown.

I feel that it's not a real conversation unless I use the phrase ass-clown at least once.

-Solitaire Rose
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:29 / 03.05.02
"If I see another gnostic demiurge here I'm going to scream..."

expressionless IS that bagful of bastards.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
18:24 / 04.05.02
"One of the scariest things in life is when you realise that your idea of the ludicrous is actually someone else's idea of reality, and that there's more of them than there are of you. "
Truth shoots from Bill Posters' mouth at 1000 mph.
 
 
Utopia
18:31 / 04.05.02
thanks much, Mazarine! figured it's about time i said something worthwhile...
 
 
Persephone
12:38 / 06.05.02
Blood spurting all over the place if you kick the head wrong. Getting your toes stuck in the squishy eyes.

--Trijhaos

Nice turn of phrase, visceral and naive at the same time.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
22:16 / 07.05.02
Not that I'm bitter. Because I'm poisonously, blackheartedly, completely bitter.

Mazarine Darkbooty giving me a new phrase to use repeatedly.
 
 
Saveloy
09:26 / 08.05.02
"On the positive side, the drums sound FUCKING AMAZING. We spent half a day screwing with mic placement and working on tuning, and they sound really BIG. Which is no help if that's not the sound you want, but then I'd simply respond with, "You fucking wet behind the ears little numpty! Have you ever heard a drum kit before? Fucking big and loud, wasn't it?""

expressionless. The mighty, numpty-smiting fists with which he rules were wrought in the Devil's forge with iron from God's own foundry.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:08 / 08.05.02
Sometimes it seems like being a transhumanist is a lot like being a smurf, only you say meme three times a sentence instead of smurf. And you're not blue.

-Thiazi.
 
 
MJ-12
13:58 / 08.05.02
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

--Jack Fear
 
 
YNH
15:33 / 08.05.02
Isn't that Poe? like, the musician, not the the dead poet....
 
 
deja_vroom
16:11 / 08.05.02
The Knodger's only sadism is in posting, the only masochism is in replying. Isn't this out of Watchmen? I seem to remember this line...
 
 
deja_vroom
16:16 / 08.05.02
and what is an ass clown?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
16:22 / 08.05.02
Haus (insert incarnation of choice) - 'Nesh, Sleaze - you have my digits, yes?

Along with the "dude" reference I'm beginning to wonder about the stability of the Earth's axis.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:41 / 08.05.02
The Knodger's only sadism is in posting, the only masochism is in replying. Isn't this out of Watchmen? I seem to remember this line...

Yeppers. Larry King's Silk Spectre movie. Dude!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
01:08 / 09.05.02
Dude!!!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:28 / 09.05.02
Dude!! - Mordant Carnival.

Duuuude!
 
 
Ierne
14:11 / 09.05.02
I hate Jimmy Buffet and his fans with the heat generated by Lemmy of Motorhead playing Jailbait. – Solitaire Rose

Tha's a lot of fucking heat, bro.
 
 
Ierne
15:42 / 09.05.02
Isn't 'Apathy' just the *perfect* name for a bad grunge/slacker band? – Rizla

There must be something in the virtual water today at Barbelith – there's some funny, funny stuff being posted today.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
19:05 / 09.05.02
"I look like a soft, unmade bed." --Nick
 
 
bitchiekittie
14:39 / 10.05.02
"it would be like comparing shit to shit with bees in it"

fridgemagnet on sam adams beer
 
 
Margin Walker
13:37 / 12.05.02
"I was going to do the IQ thing but I got drunk instead. Story of my life."

--Sax commenting on declining to participate in a waste of time in favor of a more personally satisfying waste of time
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
14:36 / 12.05.02
An ass clown is someone who just can't be taken seriously enough to be called an asshole, but is more than just an ass.
 
 
Ierne
12:47 / 13.05.02
Only a pushy waiter brings the reality check with the coffee, 'Nesh...

Damn fine coffee, mind. – Haus

in response to Ganesh's masterstroke from the Barbe-confessional thread.

Black, no sugar...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:35 / 14.05.02
"No, you great psychic divot on the fairway of the mind..." -Nick
 
 
Margin Walker
07:17 / 31.05.02
Mordant C@rnival: And I want to turn the Houses of Parliament into a nightclub. A perv nightclub.

Okay, a better perv nightclub.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:49 / 02.06.02
"MAYBE IF YOU COULD BE ARSED TO GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE AND SEEK OUT SOME MUSIC THAT HASN'T BEEN DANGLED IN YOUR FUCKING FACE BY CLUELESS MEDIA AND MARKETING PEOPLE, YOU MIGHT FIND SOME OF THIS 'GREAT MUSIC' OF WHICH YOU SPEAK, YOU FUCKING RETROGRESSIVE RETARD!"

- Rizla Year Zero, who I now wish to hoist shoulder-high and carry round cheering.
 
 
grant
16:01 / 05.06.02
Rizla, same thread as previous:

looking at all the boring shite guitar bands covered by the likes of Q and NME these days, it's understandable that people of taste & intelligence are going to think "fuck this shit! I'm going to listen to freaky disco songs about sex!"

 
 
bitchiekittie
17:08 / 06.06.02
my zocher love deepens:

"have made a very lifelike voodoo doll by dint of using a picture of a friend's arse for the head and have left it waiting expectantly in the cat litter tray"
 
 
Persephone
02:04 / 07.06.02
By bitchiekittie:

At 19:10 06.06.2002:
only to wish Id ever written anything worthwhile so I could send it to you, rescue you with my until now hidden brilliance!

At 19:11 06.06.2002:
swoop in and smack them all with the reason-and-decency stick

At 19:11 06.06.2002:
give you one-half of my winning lottery ticket

At 19:12 06.06.2002:
dream up elaborate schemes of redemption and harmless but satisfying revenge!

This should be *illustrated* ...imagine the pictures that would go with this! I love the half-rhyme of "stick" and "ticket," the tonal slide from "brilliance" to "revenge."
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:45 / 08.06.02
Oh sure, everybody loves the *idea* of drag queens chariot-racing, but who is it always that gets stuck in my parents' garage for a month of Sundays wrasslin' with the 3/4" plywood...

-Persephone
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:16 / 10.06.02
I recently destroyed a whole planet (and with it, all its peaceful, seal-like inhabitants) for money.

I love money. Give it. I'll kill you for money unless you give it.

- Runce
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:54 / 12.06.02
It's more relevant for females because they wear the PLUMAGE? What has HAPPENED to this place?

Mister Disco knows how I feel.
 
 
21:24 / 12.06.02
"Fucking flowers"

By Bear.
 
  

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