Ha! the interweb has been tricked into letting me back on.

Unfortunately, it has not been tricked into giving me either that mint julep or that pistol.

Princess

20:33 / 07.01.08

I am only 20.
Pacific, I have beaten you. You have fallen towards decreptitude a significant two years faster than I have.

I am youth and beauty personified. So long as Breefield doesn't see this, I will reign supreme as the undying boy king.

Also, my religion would be tia-maria and cheesewire. I'm not sure what that says about me.

Saint Keggers

20:39 / 07.01.08

Yes, but I believe once you marry Alistair Appleton you start to age a 5 times normal speed. so sorry.

Princess

20:41 / 07.01.08

But I thought rampant sex kept you young?

Shit.

Saint Keggers

20:42 / 07.01.08

You thought that? Wow. You really do love to be wrong!

hehehe

Princess

21:04 / 07.01.08

Wait...
sex doesn't age you does it? That's not what your saying?

Because if you are, then I am afraid. Very afraid. Having sex and being good looking are my two greatest pleasures in life.

I feel I should remind you that I am a naive young thing, and as an elder of the lateshift tribe you should be fostering nice feelings in me. So if this is a wind-up, it is an unethical one.

Saint Keggers

21:17 / 07.01.08

Ethics? Was I supposed to bring those?

No, I don think it ages you.

Mysterious Transfer Student

21:19 / 07.01.08

This is not exactly the most rigorously scientific study Barbelith has ever been involved in, but perhaps I should chip in to say that I live the life of a hikikomori monk and look, at a generous estimate, seven years younger than my true age. I'll be... choke... 35 in two weeks.

Princess and Pacific, please remember to be nice to your seniors at difficult times like these. Send them chocolate, comics and attractive, impressionable young anime fans.

Saint Keggers

21:22 / 07.01.08

sigh. I hate it when Lateshift makes me look up words.

Hikikomori

Princess

21:39 / 07.01.08

Wait. You want me to send Pacific to them?

Haloquin will not be impressed.

Saint Keggers

21:45 / 07.01.08

and Halogen will not be delighted!

Essential Dazzler

23:08 / 07.01.08

Would it be cheaper to post myself to Newport or just drive there?

Saint Keggers

23:48 / 07.01.08

I think it would depend on where you are, what type of car you drive and how small of a box can you squeeze into.
And when it comes to the post, remember, airholes are your friend.

This Sunday

00:38 / 08.01.08

I think it would depend more on which Newport is being considered. Intercontinental driving can be complicatedly expensive. You're either looking for an icy land bridge deal, or driving circles around a ship or airplane for a great deal of time.

But, yes, airholes. And some rations in case you get hungry.

Liger Null

01:15 / 08.01.08

But if you're driving to get a pack of Newports, the gas station down the street sells them.

And you will need ID.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

04:42 / 08.01.08

Shit. I just wrote 1900 words.

Liger Null

01:07 / 09.01.08

Is it Nanowrimo again already?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

01:31 / 09.01.08

Nah, I'm just firing up my creative powers again.

Liger Null

01:39 / 09.01.08

Yay! Congratulations on that. Gould you pass on any tips to those of us trying to do the same thing?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

01:54 / 09.01.08

Leave the house if you're having trouble being distracted by things. Last night, I went to a coffeehouse with my friend and took the laptop -- a change of scenery coupled with the speed I type (rather than more slowly handwriting) and lack of wifi internet access made me churn out 2000 words.

Tonight, I've cleaned the apartment and I have salmon steaming. I'm going to churn out 250 words while I wait to eat.

Liger Null

02:00 / 09.01.08

Thanks! I do find that I can focus more on my drawing when I take the sketchbook out and about.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:02 / 09.01.08

It's easy to hide behind home life routines.

172 words in the last ten minutes, I think I'll be fine.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:03 / 09.01.08

...aaaand the broccoli's just gone in, so I have ten more minutes.

Saint Keggers

02:26 / 09.01.08

Has everyone gone?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:33 / 09.01.08

Just finishing up dinner, watching the Royal Tennenbaums, and about to do more writing. How are you?

Saint Keggers

02:40 / 09.01.08

Pretty good. Just relaxing with a glass of Pinot Noir and trying to design a tarot card. Ace of Cups

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

02:51 / 09.01.08

Sweet.

I could do with some wine, but I still have about a week before I'm finished with my antibiotics.

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