1) Is Snape truly eeeeevil or a double-agent? Did Dumbledore ask him to kill him so that his cover would not be broken?
That was a secondary benefit. All wizards are evil, of course, but Snape is confusingly evil, which can only lead to sadness in the end.
2) Will Dumbledore show up as a ghost to advise Harry a la 'Force ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi'?
The former Hogwarts headmasters all reside in portraits in the Head's Office, with connections to elsewhere.
This is an integral part of Dumbledore's dire plot, and the reason why he felt he had to die. Or "die," more like.
This is also why God hates wizards, which is why we so-called "Muggles" must burn and destroy them on sight, as we've done for generations. They are profoundly unnatural and an affront to morality and the laws of nature. We don't suffer witches to live precisely because they often don't die properly.
This is also why Rowling so deftly avoids any mention of religion.
3) Who does Harry end up with, romantically -- if anyone?
A Burmese python named Cymbelline. He can still hear Luna Lovegood deep inside her, begging to be cut free.
4) Does Harry die?
Not permanently. Philosopher's stone possibly comes back.
5) Does Voldemort finally die?
Not really, no. Banished into outer darkness, maybe. I think a Darth Vader-style "He really needed wuz LUV" moment isn't out of the question. Also, of course, he already stands as proof that wizards do not die properly, and so must be "cleansed."
6) Does Harry ever say to Snape 'you know, I have to admit that I saw the visions in the pensieve and my dad was kind of a real jerk to you, so I'd like to apologize on his behalf for his relentless bullying.'?
Yes, but possibly only after or while killing him.
After they make passionate love.
7) Does Hermione get together with Ron?
Yes.
But chastely.
Then one dies.
Or "dies."
8) If Harry lives, how many years will go by 'til J.K. Rowling goes the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle route and writes another H.P. book?
I can't seem to find Paddy Powers' odds on that, which frustrates me. I'd guess 4 years of hemming and hawing, possibly with another book or two that don't do as well. Then a mysterious cameo by a man with a strange scar on his forehead.... |