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The World Cup: J'accuse!

 
  

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Ganesh
11:53 / 12.05.06
Take me out toni-i-ight. I want to see beagles which have stopped being ali-ive...
 
 
Mistoffelees
11:58 / 12.05.06
Sparkly wig? I´ll give you a sparkly wig.


Plus, sparkly England mask
 
 
Mono
12:00 / 12.05.06
that was from the POV of a puppy by the way. not the sparkly england stuff. the pissing stuff. yeah.
 
 
Mono
12:02 / 12.05.06
or maybe:

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from slaying all the dogs or mice you want to...
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:36 / 12.05.06
Alsation in my bed, I know, I know, it's serious.
 
 
Sniv
13:23 / 12.05.06
Looks like it'll be a fabulous Vendetta...

Seriously though, that mask scares the crap outta me. Can you imagine, a bunch of red-faced, chanting, Georges-cross wearing spangly motherfuckers? AHHHH!!
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:25 / 12.05.06
Like horribly patriotic autons (to move this thread back round to the important subject of Doctor Who).
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
14:03 / 12.05.06
I think a new Dan Brown novel about the Sparkly Templars is due out soon.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
20:43 / 12.05.06
I doubt your commitment to Sparkly England!

Actually, I doubt my own commitment to Sparkly England, and with good reason...

I am very glad that Arsenal have left Highbury. Years of having to avoid the tube station on a Saturday will do that (I was not bullied by football fans per se for what it's worth) and yet more of Tuesday nights with the whole road double-parked. Hence, my antipathy to the oncoming World Cup is growing daily, and is likely only to be surpassed by dread provoked by the thought of the 2012 Olympics, by which time I hope to be living somewhere other than London.

Having said that, actually playing football voluntarily in the park last year was rather fun - as something to be involved in, not to watch and then have analysed at great length down the pub afterwards.
 
 
Evil Scientist
21:30 / 12.05.06
I managed to infuriate an entire pub by suggesting the US was the team to watch this year.

(It's true though).
 
 
The Falcon
22:56 / 12.05.06
I think that's total shite, but it'd be better discussed here. Where I'll happily tell you why the pub was right and you - wrong.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:15 / 12.05.06
But I know my luck too well
Yes, I know my luck too well
And I'll probably never see Rooney again
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:09 / 13.05.06
I think that's total shite, but it'd be better discussed here. Where I'll happily tell you why the pub was right and you - wrong.

No need. I know absolutely nothing about the strengths and quality of any of the World Cup teams. Hence my presence here. I fought my pub based purely on third hand heresay and used entirely fanciful statements to back up my position.

That'll learn them.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:42 / 13.05.06
I fought my pub based purely on third hand heresay and used entirely fanciful statements to back up my position.

That'll learn them.


Spoken like a true 'lither, Evil. You do us proud.
 
 
The Falcon
16:32 / 13.05.06
Learn me, too, I spose.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:44 / 13.05.06
Not only was everybody watching the footie on the big screen in the bear bar we popped into this afternoon after some aggressive shopping but there was a giant electronic countdown to the World Cup illuminated behind the bar. This is not right.

Sometimes I feel like Michael York, stopping for a quiet drink in a little German village, listening to some gentle folksongs.
 
 
Dead Megatron
20:15 / 13.05.06
I have to control my self not to post in here.

(Damn it, Megatron, this thread is for people who do not like the Cup, there's a thread in Games for you. Gaaaaahhh!)

btw, it's 27 days to World Cup. Or close.
 
 
sleazenation
23:09 / 13.05.06
On the plus side, the rest of london outside of pubs was gloriously empty for the extent of the extended cup final...
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
23:14 / 13.05.06
I am very glad that Arsenal have left Highbury. Years of having to avoid the tube station on a Saturday will do that [...] and yet more of Tuesday nights with the whole road double-parked.

On the subject of the second-order frustrations posed by football, I want to say that living in south Wales and working in central Cardiff are extremely not fun things on days, like today, when many many thousands of fully unnecessary interlopers come to town, fill the absurd Millenium Stadium for two hours, and then both make using public transport untenable and cram every pub full with their loud, honking nonsense.

Football is fine and neutral in and of itself; as Ganesh said earlier, most adults should really have got over their picked-last-for-the-team-originating antipathies by now. It's the all-pervasiveness, not merely culturally, but environmentally, that annoys.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:19 / 13.05.06
If we renamed this thread "Football haterz safe space", do you reckon we could reclaim it? Or is it lost, like a lost lost thing?
 
 
Lama glama
00:06 / 14.05.06
Is football the one with the oval ball or the round one?


I suppose I can forgive the beautiful game its transgressions, simply because it'll distract my co-workers for most of the summer, allowing me to avoid doing anything remotely useful.

Other than that though, chalk me up as another person who hates the game for some irrational and not entirely logical reason. Insane troll logic all the way!
 
 
Triplets
01:21 / 14.05.06
England better score enough scrums over par.
 
 
sleazenation
08:06 / 14.05.06
I've spent some time living close to the ground of a Premier league football club, and while that is something few can claim, i'd swap the football club in a heartbeat for a bank, of which there are none in the immediate area...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:19 / 14.05.06
I hate it the way some people hate, say, opera. Nothing to do with school (I also hate cricket and I seem to remember I rather enjoyed playing that when I was a kid)- I was rubbish at geography, too, but maps don't piss me off.
 
 
Lama glama
09:26 / 14.05.06
i'd swap the football club in a heartbeat for a bank, of which there are none in the immediate area..

Such is the WILL of Von Mises, one would imagine.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:12 / 14.05.06
'I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart
It was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said;
'If you're Wayne Rooney
Then what are you doing being injured tonight?
And if you're so clever
Why are you letting the side down, tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Why are you in hospital tonight?
If you're so terribly good-looking
Why are you betraying your country?
I know ...

Because this world cup is just like the other ones ...

Etc.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:15 / 14.05.06
I fucking hate Geography, Stoatie. Topography sucks. Hills are bastards and lakes are just lazy. Peninsulas just take the piss.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:32 / 14.05.06
Don't like much about history,
don't like much biology.
Don't like much about a science book,
don't like much about the french I took.
But I do know that I love Rooo
and I know that if he loved me, too,
what a wonderful world this would be.
 
 
astrojax69
22:37 / 14.05.06
xoc - but isthmuses rock!

ggm - i'm gone tell steven you a low down double crosser no good...

everyone elese - what's a world cup? s'at what the earth drinks from??
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:43 / 15.05.06
I want to say that living in south Wales and working in central Cardiff are extremely not fun things on days, like today, when many many thousands of fully unnecessary interlopers come to town

Have you considered erecting some kind of massive 'security wall', complete with barbed wire at the top, armed guards in checkpoints at the gates, and snipers in towers at regular intervals around the perimeter of Cardiff and/or the wider locale? That would be a good way of keeping the "interlopers" out.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:47 / 15.05.06
Have you considered erecting some kind of massive 'security wall', complete with barbed wire at the top, armed guards in checkpoints at the gates, and snipers in towers at regular intervals around the perimeter of Cardiff and/or the wider locale? That would be a good way of keeping the "interlopers" out.

A very good idea!





 
 
imaginary mice
18:06 / 15.05.06
I am very glad that Arsenal have left Highbury.

I used to live near the Arsenal stadium. I can remember having to struggle through a sea of bright red football shirts every Sunday afternoon on the way to the library (for internet access) or Camden (Chinese noodles for a pound after 5pm). Red is not a nice colour after a night out, it’s really rather painful. Southampton is even worse – red and white stripes (though at least I’ve now got internet access at home and can afford proper food).

Next time I decide to move I will definitely research the local team’s colours beforehand.
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
21:21 / 16.05.06
That would be a good way of keeping the "interlopers" out.

Perhaps I should have been clearer: I am not native to Wales, having moved here four years ago, first for love, second for work. Any (nascent and admittedly probably imaginary on my part) gibes about Cambrian insularity are misplaced. It is sometimes, however hard not to feel, as you struggle home on a working day through a truly vast crowd of visitors who seem only to wish to treat your adopted home as a kind of spittoon, that maybe we would have been better off with a nuclear fuel reprocessing plant as the city's architectural showpiece.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:29 / 17.05.06
Well, I would entirely agree that people who think football fans are more scary and unpleasant than radioactive waste deserve to live in close proximity to radioactive waste. Wahey, consensus!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
08:44 / 06.06.06
Right. Finding not one but two emails in my inbox this morning from an online electronics retailer who I have used quite successfully to order many non-football-related items:

Treat yourself to a new LCD Television and watch the World Cup in style.
...and enjoy a whopping £50 discount thanks to the voucher that's on your account now!

...

That's it - No catch! With the World Cup just around the corner, there's never been a better time to treat yourself to a gorgeous new TV. Place your order today and take delivery in time for the first match!**


There is no mention anywhere in the email of using a television for any purpose other than watching football.
 
  

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