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Oh dear. : A thread about things that tick you off quite a bit, and might even elicit a frown.

 
  

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Spaniel
17:52 / 13.12.06
Well, each to their own.

Christmas has always been a big deal in my family, and I'm afraid real christmas trees are part of that whole trip. This being the first christmas with my young son, I want everything to be absolutely right. Now, that might seem overly sentimental to some out there in 'lith land, but, well, I've been lucky enough to've had some lovely christmasses in my life, and I want the same annual dose of magic for him.

If that means that I don't replant a tree this year, so be it. I don't drive, I haven't flown in over seven years, I shop as ethically as my budget will allow, I recycle, I don't even use public transport any more than is absolutely necessary, I think the world can afford me one tree.

I've got it sorted now, anyway. Cheers, Harrison.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
18:41 / 13.12.06
I'm a real-tree man myself, Boboss. The city here recycles them, which is cool -- I don't know what they do with them (pulp and paper? Burnin' material for the Great Pyre of Sherbrooke?) but they do pick them up the week after Xmas if you leave them by the curb.
 
 
Olulabelle
19:08 / 13.12.06
What you could do is buy a little rooted tree and keep it in a pot in the garden all the rest of the year. I have a four year old tree that lives happily in the garden and just comes inside for Christmas.

I think it likes it. It's like going on holiday.
 
 
Ticker
19:08 / 13.12.06
I used to collect the boughs my neighbors tossed on the street when setting up their trees and bring them inside to make mini trees. Some of of my pals go through the woods and collect a few boughs for their house that way.

there is something terrible about seeing all the thrown out Xmas trees the week after Xmas lying forlornly waiting for the always late pick up service. Just shriveled corpses of former glory. If people burned them or something it would be less depressing. The tradition is about having a living green, evergreen, in your household during the darkest crappiest part of the year. That's a wonderful thing but the resulting waste is awfully sad.

I think when we have a house I'll prefer to plant one close by as our Xmas tree and go outside to deck it out and clip a few boughs.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
19:11 / 13.12.06
4 days in a small cottage on a clifftop at Dover with my family and no internet access. I'm confused, has my Dad suddenly decided that he wants the family to break up and never speak to one another again?

In other moans, the Fox News version of 'The Daily Show', titled 'Watch This Right Now' is apparently awful. So how come no considerate soul has leaked it on to YouTube or some Torrenty place? Damn you you're letting me down you bunch of tubez!
 
 
Spaniel
19:37 / 13.12.06
When I have a garden of my own I'll be going the Lula route.

And it looks like that little dream will be coming true in the early months of next year. Yay!
 
 
Tsuga
22:50 / 13.12.06
Around here, christmas trees are grown as a crop, just on a long rotation. There's a dude a half mile down the road that has about a hundred put out on his land, just growing them instead of letting his goats on it. Some tree farms are pretty huge. Sustainable? Yeah, kind of. It's not really forestry, not even exactly silviculture, though it technically probably falls in there. They are not cutting forests, except maybe in the first place to put out the monoculture. Not, perhaps, the best use of land; but definitely not the worst, either. I don't personally get cut trees, usually. I love trees. I mean, really. Don't get me started. But, I don't think people should feel too bad about getting a tree. At this point, I think the demand is pretty level and that there are not large new areas being cleared to supply the industrial christian world's insatiable appetite for little pointy trees. A full-grown forest would be ecologically better for the land, but christmas trees are better at carbon sequestration than, say, corn.
In the states, most municipalities that collect trees turn them into mulch, which is excellent use of the debris.
Overall, plastic may be better, it's a small amount of petrochemicals to make and maybe more to transport and it's a one time thing with useless debris.
God. Why am I going on about this?
Happy holidays, everyone!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:20 / 20.12.06
Not only have I changed my ficsuit name recently, there wouldn't be enough characters to change it to "Stoatie's the Bishop Of Southwark. It's what he does". This irks me more than it probably should.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
10:45 / 20.12.06
A spam email arrived in my inbox today from an evangelical Christian organisation. It starts in a what seems on the surface a charitable enough way:

Reach out to orphans like these in Central Asia through the Joy of Christmas program. Christmas Gift Packs are just $15 each.

Each Christmas Gift Pack contains a stuffed animal, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a scripture book in their own language, candies and more.


Hmm, well, OK, I'm not that keen on missionaries of whatever denomination, but that's not too horrendous for this sort of thing, even including the presumed sugar in the sweets. They did include a toothbrush, and toothpaste. So far, so irritating.

The email continues: Our team will visit thousands of orphaned boys and girls in Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, and Tajikistan to tell them the real Christmas story.

Right, the usual sort of thing one might expect. Not that I want it in my email inbox anyhow - or for that matter inflicted on the unsuspecting children these evangelicals no doubt regard as benighted heathens - but the last sentence sounds more than a little ominous:

Most of these kids have never heard about Jesus. But they will. (my emphasis)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:52 / 20.12.06
At cockpoint.
 
 
Twice
02:56 / 01.01.07
I just had a really great New Year evening. I drank vodka and I dancedalot, and afterwards I went to my best friend’s house, which is 200 metres from me.

And then I tried to walk home, half an hour ago, and a man came out from the trees and asked me whether I wanted to fuck him. I said “No, thanks for asking.”

And I had my phone in one hand and my keys in the other, and then he wrapped me up in his arms and started to rub himself against me and I told him to fuck off and pressed the redial button, and while he was wrestling with me I saw “No Connection” as I held my phone behind his head. It wasn’t violent: he even asked me who I was trying to call, as he pawed me. He was very polite. Just persistent.

And then I think he decided not to, and he released me, and told me that we should meet for a drink. I told him “yes, that would be good”, and I walked off and got home.

I’ve spoken to my friend, now, and feel a bit better.
 
 
Triplets
06:00 / 01.01.07
But did he tell you about Jesus?
 
 
matthew.
07:16 / 01.01.07
Shit, that's fucking scary. I kind of wished somebody had asked to fuck me this New Year's. Somebody who wasn't fucking scary, though.
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
09:39 / 01.01.07
I'm assuming he was either drunk or crazy; possibly both. It's a crappy way to welcome the new year, though.
 
 
Twice
10:56 / 01.01.07
I think he was just drunk. I just feel like a complete prat for getting drunk myself and walking home on my own. ‘Specially when someone offered to walk with me. Gah.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:55 / 02.01.07
Ex-champ Hamed stripped of honour. Hmmm, no word of Dame Shirley Porter or Lord Archer being stripped of their honours for their misdeeds. Couldn't possibly be a skin colour issue could it?
 
 
Twice
16:17 / 02.01.07
Apart from its unfortunate ending, NYE resulted in an eyebrow raisingly tempting offer by text, yesterday.

This person claimed to have enjoyed my company, would like more of the same and claimed to have got my number from a friend (who denies it). They forgot give a name.

So I text back and say "that would be nice, in theory, but kindly tell me who you are, first (OMG!!1)". And then...nothing. Oh build me up and pull me down! There was me thinking the year had got off to a flyer.
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:45 / 02.01.07
Don´t worry. I, for example, sometimes need days to call someone back (about ten years ago it was months). Maybe ze is in shock that you actually answered and is now wondering what to do now and going through all the possible answers internally before deciding what to do next.
 
 
Twice
18:29 / 02.01.07
That's heartening. Maybe. So I should control my itchy fingers, right? Right. Tch.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:46 / 02.01.07
It wasn't Jesus, was it?
 
 
Twice
19:08 / 02.01.07
No. I'm pretty bloody sure I didn't actually give him my phone number.

I've got a slightly itchy fist now, too.
 
 
petunia
19:22 / 02.01.07
*snigger*

I've got a slightly itchy fist now

*snigger*

I never knew Jesus was into that kind of thing...

*snigger*
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
19:34 / 02.01.07
You've obviously never got to the sex scenes in the scriptures. Some of the descriptions are enough to make your eyes water!
 
 
petunia
19:36 / 02.01.07
Well i did always wonder about the crown of thorns...
 
 
Princess
19:38 / 02.01.07
God, what I was about to write would have been ridiculously offensive.
However, it's a genius idea for a poem. Blasphemy always works best in poems.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
07:01 / 03.01.07
Blasphemous poems? here you go squire.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:43 / 03.01.07
It's actually pissing me off that I have to wait twenty minutes for CBB to start.

DAMN YOU, GANESH.
 
 
Triplets
18:09 / 03.01.07
He's quite the bummer, to be sure.
 
 
Princess
18:15 / 03.01.07
Is it bad that I was already thinking of that poem?
God it's awful.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
08:39 / 04.01.07
Cocks. I bought the Far Side Off-The-Wall calender 2007 from Amazon only to find it's not one of the big hanging on the wall ones, it's a small desk calender. Why did I not realise this? Because Amazon also sell a Far Side desk calender which is called a desk calender so I didn't buy it. I want a nice big month-to-a-page calender, is that too much to ask?

In other news, I have a completely superfluous Far Side Off-the-Wall calender 2007 going to the first person to buy me a pint of Stella.
 
 
Char Aina
05:06 / 12.01.07
dude, i havent read any of the far side in ages, but i will gladly walk to london on this pseudo-ephedrine buzz and hand-carve you a pint of stella if you can make me decide not to take those Lemsip Legal-Crack capsules earlier tonight.

seriously, what the fuck gives with making shit to get rid of your flu symptoms that also keeps you up eight or nine hours past a sensible bedtime? i'd say six hours, but from the tap-happy buzz in my veins it is clear i am not going to be sleeping for a good few yet. fuck it. let's call it ten.

i mean, what if i had work tomorrow? well, i do, but y'know, what if it was regular work? with a start time at about nine and all that? i'd be going to work half brain dead, jonesing for my next four hourly fix of crack-and-flu, that's what. i'd be on the lemsip trail, hopping from red and yellow cap to red and yellow cap as i fight my way deeper in to a dark and steamy jungle of bad prose and worse poetry.

i'm currently resisting the urge to take all the uppers within reach, and wishing i was boy scout enough to have a big juicy medicine cabinet stocked with hardcore downers.

i wish i was enraged enough for that other thread, but i realy quite enjoy the quiet of morning.
bastards.
 
 
Jub
13:39 / 12.01.07
When you get in my way on the tube, in the street - wherever, and I say "oops, sorry" before you walk in to me - believe it or not, that's something called politeness which keeps the greasy wheels of civilisation turning. The correct response is "sorry", and not - for the love of god - "that's okay".

When did this change? I think it's gone hand in hand when people say "Can I get a..." instead of "May I have a...". I blame the Americans.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:26 / 15.01.07
Other people's relationships with each other are getting on my tits quite a lot at the moment. A fairly promising relationship has just been ended because my friendship with her sister makes it all a bit "weird and awkward". Simultaneously I've become pretty good friends with someone else (platonically) but it seems we shouldn't let the person who introduced us know because she's very possessive of her friends, and would be pissed off to know they were hanging out with each other when she wasn't there.

I know I usually think people should give more of a shit, but there's some stuff I think it would be better if they gave less of a shit about.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:32 / 15.01.07
Or maybe I should just be friends with less people. But that seems stupid somehow.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
17:34 / 15.01.07
I only ever have 10 friends and if I want a new one I have to drop someone. Man, do I hate sending that text.
 
  

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