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Questions and Answers - Part 3

 
  

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Olulabelle
09:25 / 04.05.07
I can text myself but I can also reply. Do you just not have an option to reply?

Of course it could be a friend using your phone to trick you. Is that possible? Could someone have used your phone?
 
 
paw
10:13 / 04.05.07
i want to send a picture and text message on to my friends but i'm having problems with my email allowing me to paste images into the body of the text.

1. What email programs will allow me to do this?

2. When someone attempts to send the message on they will only get the text when they press the reply button. How do i attach the images so that my email can be sent to everyone? Also these pictures are placed in postions throughout the rather long text. How do i set it up that these images will appear in the right places in the body of the email?

Thanks!
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
10:36 / 04.05.07
I did go through a list of ideas before I settled on "spam":

1. could be a local friend playing an awesome trick on me. However, when I tried to send myself a text message, it didn't go anywhere. also, I've only been in NYC a few months and none of my friends here seem cool enough/close enough to do that. you never know, though.

2. could be some kind of accident. like one of my friends sends me a text while I'm in the subway, it can't get to me and gets forwarded through my voicemail, thereby coming from "me" (to get my voicemail I call my own number, and that number's listed in my book as Me.) However, no one here or IRL has ever had that happen so it doesn't seem to be likely either. Also, I've asked about five of my friends, and no one tried to send me such a text.

3. some kind of major screwup from the phone company that simultaneously sent me a text meant for someone else AND messed up the return number so that it appeared to be Me.

4. weird, non-useful spam.

5. strange cosmic mystical experience because my subconcious/future self/the universe is trying to talk to me and sent me a weird text to initiate it. usually (in my experience) those kinds of messages don't stick around in your inbox to be shown to strangers, but who knows?

6. ? maybe an attempt by nearby jerks to hijack my phone number or something? I should probably actually open my next bill and make sure I didn't just call Guam for three days.

somehow, it didn't occur to me to try asking my phone company...huh. maybe I should.
 
 
petunia
16:46 / 04.05.07
Phone was in bag, with shopping.

Bag strap got bored, let go.

Soya milk escaped, made love to phone.

Phone will no longer talk to me.

What is the cure for this ill?!
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
16:49 / 04.05.07
Pants, if the phone asks you "WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?" the proper answer is "NO."
 
 
ibis the being
23:02 / 04.05.07
Well, I was really time-crunched on getting a bike so I went ahead. In the end the seller's 2,000 positive reviews tipped the balance for me. If I got scammed I'll be able to let you know in about a week!

(self-quoting from above). If anyone was following along, I got the bike today. It looks cool. Too bad it has no instructions and I can't figure out the crucial mid-bike fold. I called the company and was told that they don't get any instructions from the manufacturer... instead of instructions what I apparently need is "a gentleman to help [me]." FROWN! FROWNY FACE!
 
 
This Sunday
23:08 / 04.05.07
trampetunia, is there a warranty on the phone? Cash that sucker in, if so. Otherwise, if you take all power-making stuffs from the phone, you can probably wash it out with water, let it dry real good, put back together, and then replace battery, and see if it works. They used to make a quick-drying electronics cleaning fluid, but I don't remember what it was called. But I've done water on an old military sat-phone, and a variety of VCRs, Playstations, and PCs without problems, so I'm assuming the cell would be the same. If it's the milk that's causing a problem and not the fall.
 
 
This Sunday
23:18 / 04.05.07
instead of instructions what I apparently need is "a gentleman to help [me]."

Is it wrong of me to think that if we made this sort of service-dismissal a hanging offense we'd live in a finer world after about two generations?

It's not that any one of us know at least one person (including their self) who gets this, every day of our lives. It's not that it's sexist, bigoted, or otherwise full of specious presumptuous judgements. It's that you know there's somebody accessible to the company who knows how to do it and it wouldn't hurt them to back the customers for five minutes and just put you on with someone who knows how. Or, if it's in person, see if there's someone in the shop who knows how.

If it makes you feel better, ibis, I once had a landlady want me to wait two weeks for a replacement toilet, where the nearest public was some miles away. When I suggested she pay for it and I'd do the replacement, she scoffed. Actually, she made a joke about how she didn't think offering big wompum was going to help and then reminded me that I'm short.

She did pay for it, though, and it did go in and work just fine. So, there's a happy ending.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:41 / 04.05.07
Ibis, that is so brainstranglingly stupid I want to pour cod-liver oil into this person's central heating ducts and fill his telephone with out-of-code seafood. What a prat. Reminds me of a doctor I once had; one time I'd loused up my knee by falling on it, and was informed that if I was a boy, he'd tell me to get out on my bicycle to improve it. Wanker.
 
 
ibis the being
00:06 / 05.05.07
Well, I think he's just stating the facts as far as not having any instructions... my impression is they're just a middle man/shipper between the factory and the buyer, and this is how they come out of the factory. It's not exactly high quality, fancy packaging kind of merch.

But yeah, need a man my ass. I work a blue collar job and am pretty handy... I am the designated thing-assembler in my house.
 
 
This Sunday
00:17 / 05.05.07
I'm sure they could pass you on to, or at least give you the contact info for, whomever it is it would do you some good to speak with. It might take them five minutes, but still.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
11:56 / 07.05.07
How much are diamonds? Are they valued by size? Is size carrots? Are 10 lil diamonds worth the same as 1 diamond as big as all 10 lil diamonds combined? Do they have legitimate worth or is it all a scam as far as their rarity?
 
 
Rachel Evil McCall
12:33 / 07.05.07
How much are diamonds? Are they valued by size? Is size carrots? Are 10 lil diamonds worth the same as 1 diamond as big as all 10 lil diamonds combined? Do they have legitimate worth or is it all a scam as far as their rarity?

A carat is the size, yes. Equalling 200 milligrams. Size is a factor in the value of diamonds, but not the only one. Color is another factor. More colorless diamonds are more valuable than more yellowy ones. Clarity is another big one (More flaws = less value). The type of cut is also a factor, with round and princess cuts being more valued. I'm not as clear on what that one means.

From what I can find online, if cut, clarity, and color are equal, then yes ten .5 carat diamonds will be worth roughly the same as one 5 carat diamond.

As far as legitimate worth goes, beats me.

My sources:
http://www.diamondhelpers.com/ask/0030-readrapaport.shtml
http://www.vaughns-1-pagers.com/science/diamond-chart.htm
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
13:58 / 07.05.07
In an episode of Life on Mars, there was a minor plot point that had to do with people wearing steel thingies on their shoeheels to keep them from wearing down. I wear construction boots almost exclusively, but the heels are always the first things to go.

Do they still make these still heel-protector thingies? And why did they fall out of vogue -- are they bad for your gait or something?
 
 
grant
13:59 / 07.05.07
Larger diamonds are comparatively rarer, though, so I think the price goes up once you get beyond a certain size.

Ibis: But yeah, need a man my ass.

No, no, no -- not a gentleman. A gentleman's gentleman! Obviously, the company was suggesting that you consult with the head of your household staff, or, failing that, your personal valet, who must be presumed to be familiar with the workings of common domestic items, such as folding bicycles.
 
 
MattShepherd: I WEDDED KALI!
14:16 / 07.05.07
I recall when Agustus Mannering-Phipps got himself into a spot of bother over his folding bicycle. Fortunately Jeeves was on hand and was able to extract him from his rather singular predicament before he came a cropper within the winsome gaze of Lucia Danby. A rum contraption, that!
 
 
Kirin? Who the heck?
14:23 / 07.05.07
Re. the mysterious text message from a while back, it is certainly possible to make a message appear as if sent from a different number. See Wikipedia’s page on SMS spoofing.

Orange in the UK send you texts to let you know of missed calls, and they appear to be sent by the person who you missed. It’s a bit odd the first time you see it.
 
 
*
14:53 / 07.05.07
is it all a scam as far as their rarity

It's mostly a scam. Diamonds have a legitimate worth in that they are pretty, relatively uncommon and difficult to mine (although high-quality emeralds are rarer), and very durable. But their prices are inflated by marketing and by the overlords of the diamond industry, who have tight controls on supply.

If you are interested in buying diamonds, please buy only conflict-free diamonds. Buying conflict diamonds helps to fuel violence in Africa. Here are two sources for conflict-free jewelry, also with recycled precious metals: Brilliant Earth and Leber Jewelers.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:26 / 07.05.07
A carat is the size, yes.

Actually, a carat is the weight of the diamond and the size of a diamond is usually judged by it's weight in carats. 1 carat is the same as 0.2 grams and there are 100 points to each carat.

If you have a bigger diamond this will always have more value than several little ones, because of the purchasing power that diamond has. If it has been expertly cut, that will also affect its price.

In 2002 68 countries signed up to something called the Kimberley Process, a UN resolution which regulates all rough diamonds. At least in the UK reputable gem sellers should be able to show a Kimberley certificate. I make and design jewellery and I belive the Kimberley process is a step in the right direction, although a lot more could be done. In the UK we also have the Council for Responsible jewellery which is a not for profit organisation concerned with responsible jewellery practices. I can't tell you about America, because I don't work in the industry there, but luckily Id Entity is there for you and his links look good and helpful. Remember that America as signed up to the Kimberley process, so good jewellers should have a certificate.

And about diamonds, lots of it is about the 'feel' of the gem. If you like it; like the feel of it and the look of it then that should be the one for you. Some people say you can feel the right diamond calling you. Personally, I'd prefer a beautifully cut small diamond to a chainstore larger one, but then personally I also think that diamonds are not all that. I prefer tourmaline.

Some other lovely gems to consider and infomation about them here.


Matt, those little things on your shoes are called Blakeys Heel Protectors and you can still buy them, at least on ebay. They make your heels click and allegedly you wear your shoes down more slowly. They were fashionable in the 80's. I always used to lose mine.
 
 
Olulabelle
21:04 / 07.05.07
My keyboard's gone freaky. It's swapped the " sign above the 2 key for the @ symbol. It was fine, now it's not. I have no idea what I pressed, but when I press the '@ symbol I get the ".

Oh ffs. Now it's alright again! It has changed back as I type this post! How can that be?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:08 / 07.05.07
Sounds like it's swapped to being a US one- they have all the symbols in weeeeiiiiirrrrrrd places. Or maybe somewhere else.

No idea why it would do that of its own accord, though. Unless it's become self-aware, in which case we need a tactical nuclear strike on the UK RIGHT NOW!!!

It'd be for the good of humanity.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:11 / 07.05.07
It sounds like your keyboard settings have switched from US to UK - occasionally this does randomly happen, in the same way that Word "magically" swtiches from Insert to Overwrite, or from the US English to UK English dictionaries. You have probably done something so subtle and complex that it would be impossible to determine its exact nature.

So, if it happens again, i think the best thing to do is offer up a silent curse to Microsoft, go to the Control Panel, go to Keyboards and reset the layout.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:15 / 07.05.07
Could we have just a tiny nuclear strike?

Just a little one?

It'd look reeeeal pretty...



(sorry. Been arguing with "gays make AIDS" wankers on Digital Spy, and am losing what little faith in humanity I ever had).
 
 
Rachel Evil McCall
01:57 / 08.05.07
Actually, a carat is the weight of the diamond and the size of a diamond is usually judged by it's weight in carats. 1 carat is the same as 0.2 grams and there are 100 points to each carat.

I didn't want to say "weight", as it was in grams, not newtons. I was always told grams are a measurement of mass, not weight...
 
 
*
02:06 / 08.05.07
Olulabelle, there might be a keystroke combination you're accidentally hitting that changes the keyboard layout. Check your keyboard control panel or system preferences.
 
 
Olulabelle
08:43 / 08.05.07
I didn't want to say "weight", as it was in grams, not newtons. I was always told grams are a measurement of mass, not weight...

I have no idea about that because I'm not at all scientific, I was just saying that in the jewellery industry diamonds are judged by their weight in carats so for the unscientific that's the best way to think about it.

But what is a Newton? And how can grams be mass? My cake recipes call for grams of things; is that not to do with weight? Science is very confusing, it's no wonder I'm crap at it.

Re: my keyboard. It clearly was some minute arrangement of keystrokes. I have tried to repeat it in the interests of experimentation, but I find myself quite unable to reproduce the problem.
 
 
Tsuga
08:58 / 08.05.07
I think "newtons" are measurements of dynamic weight?
Well, force, says Wikipedia, same thing, right?
A newton is the amount of force required to accelerate a body with a mass of one kilogram at a rate of one meter per second squared.
Most carabiners, for example, have safety ratings stamped on in Kilonewtons.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:30 / 08.05.07
Well, in most situations weight and mass are used to mean the same thing - the amount of matter in an object. So, you can say using this meaning that something weighs x kilograms or has a mass of x kilograms.

A kilogram, rather wonderfully, is defined as the measurement of mass equivalent to the mass of the international prototype of the kilogram, which is a cylinder of a platinum alloy kept in Paris. Before that was made, it was defined as the mass of a litre of pure water at standard atmospheric pressure and at a temperature of 3.98 degrees celsius. This was, as you might expect, a bugger to measure.

So, that's weight-as-synonym-for-mass. You can describe a diamond with a molecular mass of, say, one thousandth of the mass of that platinum-alloy cylinder as having a mass of one gram, or a weight of one gram, or as being a five-carat diamond.

However, weight also has a specific meaning, which is force, as Tsuga says. This is measured in Newtons, a newton being the SI measurement of force, and defined as the force required, as Tsuga says, to move an object with a mass of one kilogram forwards at an accelerating rate of one meter per second per second. So, if you have an object with a mass of one kilogram on the floor, the action of gravity on the mass would accelerate it at a rate of (not quite) one meter per second per second, were it not for things like the floor getting in the way.

A way to think about this is freefall. Using the rough rule-of-thumb 1 Newton = the force of earth's gravity on 100g of mass at sea level, imagine an object with a mass of 80 kilograms - say, a human - suddenly appearing some distance above the ground. The force of gravity would pull that body downwards at all-other-factors-excluded constant acceleration (but then affected by drag, increasing air pressure, differential gravity pull and so on), so the body increases in velocity until it reaches terminal velocity - that is, the point at which drag factors such as wind resistance have increased to equal the downward pull of gravity, and downward velocity stops increasing - the downward force is still about the same, but the drag force has increased to match it. Tsuga's carabiners show the ability of the carabiner's tensile strength to resist the downward pull of gravity on the mass of one's body - in effect, they are doing the same job (resisting downwards acceleration caused by gravity's action on the weight of our bodies) that the floor does when we are not hanging from anything.

So, weight has two meanings - one being a measure of mass and one being a measure of force.

In fact, there's a relatable example from archery, with which I believe you may be familiar, Olulabelle. A bow might weigh twenty pounds, in the sense that you would need to be able to lift twenty pounds to lift it off the ground. So, if you asked "what is the weight of that bow", the answer "twenty pounds" would be quite correct. However, the question might be asking about how much force needs to be applied to the bowstring to pull it back fully. If the bowstring needed fifty pounds of force to pull it back and hold it against the elasticity (that is, the force of the bow trying to pull it back to its normal shape), it would be said to have a fifty pound draw weight (or pull), as I understand it. So, two different meanings of "weight", one traditional and one scientific.
 
 
Red Concrete
09:30 / 08.05.07
I didn't want to say "weight", as it was in grams, not newtons. I was always told grams are a measurement of mass, not weight...

Wow, a pedant after my own heart! A Newton is around 100 grams. Unless you're on another planet, in which case it will be a different amount of grams. It's the planet-independent measure of weight, if you like.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:38 / 08.05.07
As we can see, it's very easy to get the two definitions of "weight" confused.
 
 
Red Concrete
10:41 / 08.05.07
Indeed. In fact I'm confused re-reading my post.

One Newton is the same "weight" on any planet. If you take one Newton of sugar on Earth, it of course will be a different amount of sugar than one newton of sugar on the moon. One gram of a substance will have the same mass anywhere, but will feel like a different weight depending on your local gravity.

Either way, we're probably safe using grams for diamond carats, until they start mining the asteroid fields.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:10 / 08.05.07
I think you're using "newton" - a term to measure force - as if it were a unit of mass. Rather, the force acting upon a mass of sugar is measured in newtons. On Earth, 100 grams of sugar (102 grams, actually) would exert a downward force of one newton through the effect of gravity. The force I would exert in holding 102 grams of sugar above the ground would also be, excluding other factors, one newton, but it wouldn't be weight.

So, you don't have "a newton of sugar", but "a 102g mass of sugar with a weight on Earth of one newton". The force (weight) is calculated as the product of mass and acceleration, with acceleration at a fairly constant 9.8 metres per second per second on Earth.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:29 / 08.05.07
Oh, and more complexity:

One gram of a substance will have the same mass anywhere, but will feel like a different weight depending on your local gravity.

How heavy something feels is actually not weight but apparent weight - which is not the perception of the downward force of gravity but of the upward force acting on gravity - the hand holding up the sugar, the floor holding up the person. It's the absence of apparent weight that creates the sensation of weightlessness when there is nothing pushing back - or more usually the sensation of near-weightlessness when there is not much pushing back - for example if you are in a plane that is diving on a flightpath designed to simulate the conditions of a free-falling object without air friction.
 
 
Red Concrete
12:16 / 08.05.07
Well, no I said If you take one Newton of sugar on Earth, it of course will be a different amount[mass] of sugar than one newton of sugar on the moon. But you're right, I was taking a cue from the thread abstract, and trying to (hopefully not over-)simplify it by substituting "weight" for "downward force" (or apparent weight).

I still think that it's a good way of explaining the meaning of the Newton: as a planet-independent measure of "apparent weight", because it is closer to most people's idea of weight than "mass" as measured in grams; 100 grams of sugar on Earth still weighs 100 grams on the moon, but will feel very different.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:47 / 08.05.07
100 grams of sugar on Earth still weighs 100 grams on the moon, but will feel very different.

But that's exactly it. 100 grams of sugar has a mass of 100 grams on the Earth, and has a mass of 100 grams on the moon. It will have a weight, in the sense of the force produced by gravity, of around one Newton on Earth and one sixth of a newton on the Moon, because the acceleration of gravity on the moon is one sixth as great, and therefore mass times acceleration will produce a number one sixth as large - and the product of mass and acceleration is the force which would be measurable in newtons. The apparent weight would be the same as the actual weight, because you are in a consistent gravitational environment. It feels lighter because it is lighter - that is, it is exerting less force, and so has less weight, measurable in newtons.

You can use "weight" as a synonym for "mass where acceleration is or is very nearly 10 meters per second per second", or you can use it as a rough expression of how the downward force of an object of a certain mass would feel comparative to a baseline gravitational force, which is roughly what you are doing here - that is, that a 100g mass on the moon would require a force to hold it up equivalent to the force required to hold up a 16.6bar gram mass on Earth. What I'm saying is that you can't have a newton of sugar, for the same reason you can't have a pint of heat; you can have a pint of water at 70 degrees celsius, and you can have a mass of sugar which has a weight of one newton.

The confusion arises, primarily, I think because when you put something on a scale that scale is calibrated to do the maths for you - it responds to the downward force of the object by sinking until it meets a matching level of resistance, and the needle or other measuring device is angled against a scale to show, in this case, force divided by acceleration - that is, mass.
 
  

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