/apparently Shahid Afridi has "the firmest handshake in international cricket."/
A bit of trivia...
Afridi is a family name from a certain sort of northwestern pakistanis who are often aggressive, mostly have the strength of six men and supposedly more often than not, not very bright.
Most jokes that go around other parts of pakistan are always about how stupid they are. And amongst homophobic schoolboys, how they even with lovely wives are completely queer and are more interseted in their lovely wives' younger brothers. (Quote, "Oh she's so pretty I can only imagine how beautiful her kid brother is). Afridi is by all accounts the strongest man in cricket and is alien to reasoning, patience which is why he bats the way he bats.
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And in other news Pakistani Selectors just announced their sixteen man squad but only for the first test. The squad favours spinners over pacemen and leaves out Umar Gul and includes Mushtaq Ahmad and strangely enough Arshad Khan (lowsy offspinner who's had plenty of chances over the years but never proved himself worthy of the occasional inclusion).
Pakistan squad Inzamam-ul-Haq (capt), Arshad Khan, Asim Kamal, Danish Kaneria, Hassan Raza, Kamran Akmal (wk), Mohammad Sami, Mohammad Yousuf, Mushtaq Ahmed, Rana Naved-ul-Hasan, Salman Butt, Shabbir Ahmed, Shahid Afridi, Shoaib Akhtar, Shoaib Malik, Younis Khan.
Cricinfo journalists point out obvious problems which I won't repeat here.
For those who dont know some of those names, Hasan Raza is one of those Graeme Hicks of Pakistani cricket who pile on the runs in domestic cricket for years but when given a chance fail poorly on the internationl scene.
I think he was something like fifteen when he first showed up and I feel that he's been around forever but he's still a young lad.
Asim Kamal is supposedly the only "real" test cricketer Pakistan has had since the likes of Zaheer Abbas and Javed Miandad. But only because he tends to be more patient and is more interested in occupying the crease not because of talent or skill. He seems to have talent and promise but he's no Zaheer Abbas or Javed Miandad. I haven't seen him play myself but have heard other talk about him.
Since they're going to test out Shoaib Malik as an opener and Salman Butt is the only specialist opener in the side, those two have their place. Yousuf and Younis are the spine of the batting and obviously have their place. Throw in Inzamam, Kamran Akmal, Kaneria you have seven who are already in the final eleven. That's five batsmen, a keeper and a spinner.
The sixth batsman will either be Hasan Raza or Asim Kamal or Afridi. Afridi may win because he's a pretty reliable backup legspinner who takes wickets. Now they need at least two fast bowlers who are either going to be picked out of Sami, Shabbir, Rana and Akhtar. The sixteen favour spinners over pacemen so I doubt they'll go for three fast bowlers. The last slot is going to be between Mushtaq and Arshad. And it looks as if Mushtaq will make it.
So it's
Shoaib Malik
Salman Butt
Younis Khan
Muhammad Yousuf
Inzamam-ul-Haq
Afridi/Hasan Raza/Asim Kamal
Kamran Akmal
Akhtar/Sami
Shabbir/Naveed
Danish Kaneria
Mushtaq/Arshad/very unlikey but a third fast bowler instead of two?
Not the side I would've picked as I wouldn't consider the english amateurs who can't play spin just because Shane Warne troubles them but as stupid as it sounds who knows it might just work.
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As for the english I'd say ten have already picked themselves because of their Ashes win and I would replace James Anderson over Simon Jones instead of Paul Collingwood. |