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THE LATE SHIFT PART 54,603: ARE YOU FUCKING READY?

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:47 / 26.09.05

No, I'm afraid not. My intelligence is poor, but my shiv is sharp! SHARP LIKE ONE MOTHERFUCKER!

22:48 / 26.09.05

Ahem.

Yeah, I'm much the same way with Dylan, which is part of why I was enjoying it so much.

22:49 / 26.09.05

How sharp is one unit of Motherfucker, on average?

22:50 / 26.09.05

Oh, and did you get the PM? Going to start that thread?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:52 / 26.09.05

I think a big part of it is I really didn't understand what it was actually like back then, so stuff makes a lot more sense now.

And one unit of motherfucker is sharp like splintered glass. Like my shiv. Oh yeah. Don't be analysing my violence talk! It's off the cuff, it's unpredictable, you don't know what's gonna happen! I've got moves.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:52 / 26.09.05

(I might do that... one day.... la la la*)

*This means lazy!

22:57 / 26.09.05

hey all. I'm fighting off a cold. Avast ye, sore throat! En garde, swollen sinuses!

22:57 / 26.09.05

From Wikipedia:

The character Richard B. Riddick in the films Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick coined the term "shiv-happy".

Most recently, the shiv has popped up in the next-generation video game "The Suffering," which takes place inside a prison over-run with demons. It is the first weapon you find, and fairly effective if you run out of ammo.

I love that!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

22:58 / 26.09.05

Vin Diesel invents shiv! Who woulda thunk, huh?

Ew. I wrote "woulda thunk", and I feel sickened.

23:00 / 26.09.05

Vin would no doubt be pleased, though.

Did you pronounce it in the required gravelly baritone?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:02 / 26.09.05

And to answer something completely unrelated, but because I feel like it, that page I posted on the first page is just the one page. Standalone. What we in the industry call a "one pager", although I don't think that's actually true, and I'm not actually in this so-called industry.

Although sometimes on websites I've seen myself referred to as "Brit cartoonist", or even just "cartoonist" and I think "Hey, that's me that is! Alright!"

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:03 / 26.09.05

I say everything in a gravelly baritone, you'd be surprised.

23:07 / 26.09.05

Ah, wondered about that. Not that I thought it needed to be longer, but I just wondered. Composing a Suedependium?

Did somebody sayshiv-happy?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:10 / 26.09.05

Suedependium. I like it. I am, slowly, doing something like that. Just really slowly, ok?

Ah, shivs. A classic implement. If I ever go out in a blaze of glory, that's how I'm going.

I'm off now for a bit of this...

23:15 / 26.09.05

What about those episodes of Matlock where he gets set up and put on death-row. I recall him conering some big tattoed guy in the showers and saying "you ever been shived by a old man, man? We take two things seriously back in Mayberry: Our shivin', our fishin' and Aunt Bea's pies."

23:17 / 26.09.05

I'm afraid that over and above knowing vaguely what that is, you've lost me. Telly and me don't get on so well except when Doctor Who makes it all better.

23:18 / 26.09.05

Comment applies equally to the K-meister and Daddy S.

00:29 / 28.09.05

Comment êtes-vous ?

01:06 / 28.09.05

Hello? Hello? Anybody out there?

[silence. a cricket chirps. a dog barks nearby. a train whistles mournfully in the distance. silence.]

Sigh.

01:23 / 28.09.05

Still there, alas?

I shouldn't be, but some drawings have a gun to my head and they demand that I work on them.

01:31 / 28.09.05

I promise I won't be as unintelligible as I clearly was last night.

(Jesus, whiskey and internet is a truly dangerous cocktail).

The Return Of Rothkoid

01:48 / 28.09.05

I'm around. Wanting to kill ad staff, but am around.

01:53 / 28.09.05

Hey, Rothkoid.

What have you got against ad staff?

The Return Of Rothkoid

01:58 / 28.09.05

My ad staff? Oh, the fact that they're FUCKING USELESS.

Or, rather, HE is FUCKING USELESS.

Basically.

02:07 / 28.09.05

ayeet.

erra rave-on on on friday you should attend, mr M.
so should you all, i guess, but we cant have everything now, can we?
i'll take a picture.
for the kids.

hows the landscape looking to everyone else this week?

02:10 / 28.09.05

Throw the book at him, R.
THROW THE FUCKIN' BOOK AT HIM!!!!!

'Ello Toksik.
Rave you say? Where? Who? (What? and Why?, but not When? 'cause you already just said).

The Return Of Rothkoid

02:17 / 28.09.05

Rest of the week? Not a lot, until Saturday. Then, it's a Turbojugend BBQ - which will consist basically of beer and Turbonegro records - and then the NRL final on Sunday. Which I'm not going to, but I'm sure I'll observe in some form with amusing commentary.

Throwing the book? I'm thinking about it. Certainly, the foot-in-arse solution is coming to a head. Prepare to wear flaming Chuck Taylors, you fucknose!

02:34 / 28.09.05

dude!
turbojugend barbeque!
sweet.

a man should look here, if his will be that he shall dance the dance of his understanding.

02:49 / 28.09.05

What's up?

02:59 / 28.09.05

not a lot.
some skiving and some general shooting of the shit, and the recent purchase of a book and a game.
good book, alright game.
how's you?

03:08 / 28.09.05

I'm chillin'. I'm at the laundromat that my friend works at. I'm trying to do homework, which is sort of unlikely because the music's really loud and there's a lot going on and everyone around me is drinking because it's Greg's birthday. *sigh* Ok, I guess they'd be drinking if it weren't Greg's birthday, but not usually at the laundromat.

The Return Of Rothkoid

03:24 / 28.09.05

Well, I've just read a story about how Japanese scientists have managed to film a GIANT FUCKING SQUID in its natural environment. Size of a bus, apparently.

That's cool. And somewhat freaky.

03:31 / 28.09.05

cool.

I just found out that a guy I know has the same rather unusual fetish that I have. I've never met anyone else with the fetish IRL. Wow. He brought it up. Sort of. Wow. I don't want to say what it is. It's too strange. I'm not out. I know I said part of what I'm into in another thread a while back, but that's only part of it, and that part is more, uh, common. Wow.

Sorry.

03:39 / 28.09.05

and by "not out" I mean I'm not out to anyone about my fetish. Except my therapist and now this guy, because he has the same fetish. I'm out as queer. Everyone knows I'm queer, but no one knows I'm a pervert....

03:45 / 28.09.05

ok, that was really funny. A bunch of people (including me) were just moshing. I'm at a laundromat, ya know.

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