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THE LATE SHIFT PART 54,603: ARE YOU FUCKING READY?

  
  

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The Return Of Rothkoid
00:09 / 05.10.05
I'd eat either of them. They'd be great. For what is meaty mousse but mince more finely minced? Whipped meat!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:10 / 05.10.05
Actually, moose sausages would be tas-tee. I wish I had some now.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:45 / 06.10.05
I like to shift-ah! When it is late-ah!
 
 
iamus
22:48 / 06.10.05
Do you?

Do you really?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:51 / 06.10.05
Don't test me, boy.
 
 
iamus
22:52 / 06.10.05
You do realise this shift has just about reached critical mass, and there's one that's been created in its stead?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:52 / 06.10.05
I've got moves that will send you spinning like a top.

A spinning top! You know it's true. Don't test my moves. Because if there's one thing I have... it's moves!

Oh yes.

I just watched Sin City. It was funny. Also: Frank Miller has issues.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:53 / 06.10.05
Pft. Another shift, you say. A lesser shift, I say.

It didn't catch my eye.
 
 
iamus
22:56 / 06.10.05
Is that because it didn't have a Suedey original as an opening post? Is this just a ploy to pimp your shit?

Yes, Frank Millar has issues. He also has Trade Paperbacks.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:56 / 06.10.05
We must leave this shift before Mr Funny comes.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:57 / 06.10.05
I don't have shit to pimp!

Does Miller have wildly inappropriate relationships with girls he met when they were 11 and he was 50?
 
 
iamus
22:58 / 06.10.05
Mr Funny says he likes me.

He has puppies.
 
 
iamus
22:59 / 06.10.05
Millar has puppies too.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:01 / 06.10.05
I want to meet Mr Funny.

I also want to fry a sandwich containing cheese and peanut butter. And possibly jam. But that's beside the point.
 
 
iamus
23:03 / 06.10.05
I don't see how that could ever be beside the point.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:04 / 06.10.05
It'll ruin my "one meal a day diet" !

Which I also messed up yesterday. I also think beer might count as a meal, so I had like... 7.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:06 / 06.10.05
We're on 9 pages, kids. I'm scared. To the other shift now!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:07 / 06.10.05
Shhhh, little one.
 
 
iamus
23:07 / 06.10.05
Is whiskey good for when you have a cold? I have a bottle of Laphroaig I could/should finish. I also have a little weed. But judging by the state I've been in waking up the past two days, bunged up to the eyeballs with mucus and catarrh, I don't know if it's a good idea.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:08 / 06.10.05
It is.
 
 
iamus
23:08 / 06.10.05
Take my hand Stoatie. It's alright.

Just take the step with me.

There's nothing to fear. You'll see.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 06.10.05
Of course it is. It's also good for you when you don't have a cold.

B-b-but if we don't bother using new threads and just keep using old ones... then... um... then... what was my point again?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:10 / 06.10.05
Let us shift boldly, gentleman!

Are you ready?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:11 / 06.10.05
Won't whoever started the other one be horribly offended?
 
 
iamus
23:12 / 06.10.05
Yay! Whiskey!

Now...

Should I swig it from the bottle whilst wearing an eyepatch?

I only ask because it's a very real possibility. I'm not fucking around here.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:13 / 06.10.05
Yes. Although rum's traditionally better for that sort of thing.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:14 / 06.10.05
But do it anyway.

You'll at least avoid what's traditionally known as "the rum hangover" and "the rum shits".
 
 
iamus
23:15 / 06.10.05
The rum shits.

Is there a thread for best band names ever? We tend to get a lot of these, so.....
 
  

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