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A Shifty Guide To Lateness

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Mazarine

00:42 / 27.08.05

Sup homies.

Saint Keggers

00:45 / 27.08.05

I think its really just a matter of the expression on your face when you try cadding.
You need to look like you believe that you are more important that your money (which you have tons of)
If you look like you believe you're better then anyone else or their money, then your a git.

Saint Keggers

00:46 / 27.08.05

You should try if for a while then write a guide to being a cad.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:50 / 27.08.05

Evening, Sally!

K- yeah. If I'd been handsomely paid for my Guide To Being A Git then we wouldn't even need to be having this discussion.

Do cads have to dress smartly, as well?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:52 / 27.08.05

I think, were I a lady, I'd be a flapper.
Or possibly just a floozy of some kind.

mmmm...flappers.

See, I'm too busty to pull off flapper. That look only really works on the flat chested, otherwise, it looks like maternity gear.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:57 / 27.08.05

Ah, I can do the flat-chested part.

Saint Keggers

00:57 / 27.08.05

mmm...pregnant flappers.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:58 / 27.08.05

Keggers!

KEGGERS!!!

Snap out of it!!!

I think we're losing him, Sally...

Saint Keggers

00:59 / 27.08.05

The closest I will ever get to flapperdom:

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Mazarine

01:00 / 27.08.05

Seen it. Old news, Keggers. You'll have to show us sluttier keggers, or take to kaballah.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:00 / 27.08.05

Woof. And, indeed, woof.

Saint Keggers

01:02 / 27.08.05

Well I dont have any of my Shibari pics ready to post.

Ganesh

01:06 / 27.08.05

Lesson one: Just cause something makes an interesting conversation elsewhere does not mean the 'lithers can handle it with any maturity.

Are you saying your 'Guide To Being A Guy' thread wasn't a piss-take? Were we supposed to take it seriously/maturely?

Mazarine

01:07 / 27.08.05

Has any barbelither ever taken anything posted in convo seriously or maturely, ever?

Saint Keggers

01:14 / 27.08.05

No, and that was also a piss take.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:16 / 27.08.05

All that stuff about pirates in the Convo is always serious, though. Pirating is serious business.

Saint Keggers

01:16 / 27.08.05

Aye! or rather Arrrrr!

Ganesh

01:20 / 27.08.05

Has any barbelither ever taken anything posted in convo seriously or maturely, ever?

Yes. fairly frequently. Off the top of my head, my own contribution to the 'Whatever "In Love" Means' thread was both serious and mature.

Glad to hear Keggers' thread wasn't intended as such, however. It came across as the slightly crappy pseudo-manifesto bit at the end of a mens' style magazine...

Saint Keggers

01:24 / 27.08.05

Well, I've never read any men's style magazines (as is obvious to any 'lith that has met me)

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:37 / 27.08.05

Aha! Maybe men's style magazines could help me be a cad. Or a bounder, at the very least.

Saint Keggers

01:39 / 27.08.05

Can't you just watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and split the difference?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:40 / 27.08.05

Maybe it's a scoundrel's life for me.

Or a rake. I could be a rake.

Saint Keggers

01:42 / 27.08.05

Or a Pirate! I think if you have that sly debonaire attitude, as a pirate all the rest are simply assumed to be true.

Char Aina

01:44 / 27.08.05

cad or bounder?
i reckon you'd make a better card, to be honest.

"Don't fuck with The Pope - he'll excommunicate your ass, and that ain't pleasant."

~ Oscar Wilde on the Pope

Saint Keggers

01:46 / 27.08.05

ha! Excomunicate my ass! What do I care? First, Im not catholic and secondly I dont own an ass or a donkey or any other work animal.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:48 / 27.08.05

...toksik, are you sure that was Oscar Wilde?

Saint Keggers

01:52 / 27.08.05

Yeah, I kinda doubt he had internet access.

Char Aina

01:52 / 27.08.05

shit, yeah.
he an' me be tight.

Saint Keggers

01:53 / 27.08.05

word.

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

01:53 / 27.08.05

Hi y'all. How goes it?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:55 / 27.08.05

Keggers is right- I think Oscar was banned from using the internet as part of his sentence, wasn't he?

Evening/morning/afternoon/whatever-the-fuck-time-of-day, Pooky. How goes it?

Saint Keggers

01:55 / 27.08.05

POOKY!

How ya doing?

Char Aina

01:57 / 27.08.05

sorry, that papal link aint workin.
this one will, though.

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