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A Shifty Guide To Lateness

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Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:05 / 27.08.05

I'm okay. Just last Saturday I moved house. And that was fucking horrendous. It bloody rained the day of the move too. As it is, I'm living like a transient, with lots of my stuff still packed away.

Anyway, how goes it Stoatie? And you Keg? I just got this cologne called - and I shit you not - "Old Buccaneer." It makes me think of my fellow Barbeloids. It smells like sea spray, cedar wood, and oakmoss. It short, it's exactly the way a pirate should smell. Keg, next time I see you, I'm definitely giving you a vial of this stuff. I originally bought it for my brother (cause I was so enchanted with the name), but after smelling, I just knew he wasn't going to like it.

Char Aina

02:05 / 27.08.05

more on the genius of oscar wilde here

Saint Keggers

02:11 / 27.08.05

Awesome! Thanks Pooky! You realize the way to do a move is to post it in the gathering and con fellow barbeloids into helping. Hehehe!

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:17 / 27.08.05

But that would mean that I would have to buy everyone pizza and beer as a token of gratitude. And I've seen my fellow Montreal Barbeloids drink - it's cheaper to stick with movers! You all drink like fishes!

I just put some Old Buccaneer cologne on my wrist. It's not bad at all; it's a very rugged masculine smell, evoking the outdoors and the sea, obviously.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:22 / 27.08.05

You'd probably have to pay for my flight if you wanted me to help you move, too.

"Old Buccaneer"... I like the sound of that.

Saint Keggers

02:23 / 27.08.05

I wonder, do fish ever get thirsty?

Mazarine

02:24 / 27.08.05

Heh! I wouldn't trust the barbelithers around my stuff. Chances are snide comments would be made about the relative meagerness of my comics collection, the relatively low power of my sex toys, and I'm loath to think of what would be said about my library.

And someone would probably make off with a pair of my drawers/one of my cats/my drugs.

Mazarine

02:25 / 27.08.05

I wonder, do fish ever get thirsty?

Yes. For V-8.

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:28 / 27.08.05

Stoatie, if I have any Old Buccaneer cologne left come the next Barbelith Dance Card round (which should be in October, I believe) and if you're signed up, I will send you a vial. Be warned though, it's obviously not a brand name cologne, though it is pleasant smelling, so don't expect it to be some sort of babe magnet. But then again, who knows? It may just meld with your personal body chemistry very well. I put some on my wrist, and the dry-down scent is very mellow and pleasing.

Saint Keggers

02:30 / 27.08.05

We'd mock your comics and then bring the ones you're missing to complete them. We'd most likely turn up the power on the sex toys though our vast skills leaving them 'not street legal'. As for the library I usually end up with a quizzitive 'can I borrow that' look on my face.

Ofcourse we'd take your cat,dressed in your draws and hopped up on your drugs.

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:39 / 27.08.05

Good points, Sally. Barbeloids are sly and snarky folk. I can just see Keg, Gus, and Rising and Revolving going through my comic collection (which, incidentally, is not inconsiderable) and reading instead of moving boxes and shit. Strix would take one look at my underwear drawer and say, "Girlfriend, we need to go shopping..."

Saint Keggers

02:43 / 27.08.05

I would never do that!

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

02:51 / 27.08.05

Nah, you wouldn't, Keg. You'd move the stuff and then ask if you could borrow it! Just kidding, just kidding. I could see Gus being disappointed with my library though. Bibliophile that he is, he'd be appalled at the state of some of my paperbacks.

Jake, Colossus of Clout

03:10 / 27.08.05

'Sup fools?

Saint Keggers

03:11 / 27.08.05

S'not much. You?

Jake, Colossus of Clout

03:30 / 27.08.05

Ah, same old shit. At least the goddamn Sox won tonight.

How're you, Keggers? Boozin'? Keepin' busy?

Saint Keggers

03:32 / 27.08.05

Im doing rather well tonight. Looking for inspiration for my photography and drinking coffee.