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A Shifty Guide To Lateness

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:26 / 26.08.05
Who's there, then? We must placate the gods of Lateshifting for overstepping the nine-page boundaries in the last one...
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:29 / 26.08.05
Here. And I have my own computer again, so can be LATESHIFT-TASTIC (until, y'know, I'm too tired and have to go to bed).
 
 
charrellz
22:32 / 26.08.05
Just finished moving into my new dorm, got the fridge and the computer up and running and a decent supply of candy, I'm ready to lateshift!
 
 
Liger Null
22:33 / 26.08.05
Congratulations on your new dorm!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:33 / 26.08.05
DORMWARMINGLATESHIFTGO!!!
 
 
sleazenation
22:35 / 26.08.05
new toy there vincennes?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:36 / 26.08.05
Hellooo all.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:38 / 26.08.05
HELL YES. Keep asking me questions, so I can use it more. I'm trying to run the battery down...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:40 / 26.08.05
Would you state, in alphabetical order, all the words to the english language?
 
 
sleazenation
22:40 / 26.08.05
so give me some specs then vincennes
 
 
charrellz
22:40 / 26.08.05
It's got a battery, so I'm assuming it's a laptop...what brand? Can it do anything extra-cool, like fly?
 
 
sleazenation
22:41 / 26.08.05
So, keggers, what would you say are the essential lessons for being a guy?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:44 / 26.08.05
Charrellz -as far as I know, actually. I do hope so. Tes a new iBook -1.33 GHz processor, 512MB SDRAM, 40GB hard drive... can you tell I'm reading off the box yet? Also, Bluetooth, which I didn't have to pay for but which apparently means I can put my crappy phone photos on flickr...
 
 
Liger Null
22:44 / 26.08.05
Don't pee on an electric fence?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:45 / 26.08.05
Lesson one: Just cause something makes an interesting conversation elsewhere does not mean the 'lithers can handle it with any maturity.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:45 / 26.08.05
and dont pee on the electric fence.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:46 / 26.08.05
Now that's an important man for a man or a lady. Also applies to peeing off railway bridges.
 
 
Aertho
22:46 / 26.08.05
errr... X-Men Assemble!

Good evening all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:46 / 26.08.05
especially if the train is comming while you're in mid stream!
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:46 / 26.08.05
important man? meant important one, obv. it's, uh, the new keyboard's fault.
 
 
Liger Null
22:47 / 26.08.05
Vincennes-do the Ibooks still come in those cute day-glo colors?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:49 / 26.08.05
Malheureusement non, Liger. Mine is just white, and less rounded than the old ones -but it does have a button on the back which makes LEDs light up to tell you how much battery is left!
 
 
The Puck
22:53 / 26.08.05
Good and drunk and back home, ive missed Barb. but im drunk enough to shout incoherantly at the next poster.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:53 / 26.08.05
Thats quite drunk.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:53 / 26.08.05
When I was much younger and much more of a cunt, (and living in a small town where there was sod all to do of a Friday night) one of the top-quality entertainments on offer was drunkenly peeing off the bridge over the dual carriageway and seeing who could get the most cars with the one stream...
 
 
Liger Null
22:57 / 26.08.05
"-but it does have a button on the back which makes LEDs light up to tell you how much battery is left!"

Bah! My CD player has that...
 
 
The Puck
22:57 / 26.08.05
ARGGHHHHHYOOOOZTALLLKTOOOMUCHHHHHH, I nEEEED be sick sooon

just kidding guys, altough i am quite drunk and still jetlagged out of it, barbelith is the text horlicks ive been missing
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:58 / 26.08.05
My father and stepbrother have spitting off railway bridge competitions - 5 points for the wooden bits at right angles to the rails (technical term?), 10 points for the rails, 100 points for a train. We... come from a small town.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:59 / 26.08.05
Liger -I would feel dissatisfied that my new gadget is not the only one in the world to have this feature, but as it is I'm so smug I'm just going to say; don't you find it so useful?
 
 
Liger Null
23:01 / 26.08.05
Yes, though I'm usually too far away from any batteries when it starts blinking...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:02 / 26.08.05
Here I am!



I've been looking out of windows and sighing!
 
 
The Puck
23:07 / 26.08.05
why does that woman have bat-wings? and why do i find that vaugely hott?
 
 
Liger Null
23:08 / 26.08.05
Ooooh, that's lovely, Suedey
 
 
iamus
23:09 / 26.08.05
Hi shifters!

As far as I can remember the lateshift cutoff used to be ten pages, but now teh feer of that tenth page has moved it back to nine. What happens when that moves back to eight? To Seven? And beyond!?!

I feel that we must come to a decision, otherwise the lateshift will regress into a one-post thread and the world as we know it will fall apart.

I'm just back from the pub, in case you couldn't tell. How are ye all?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 26.08.05
Suedey draws shady laydees. Me likey.
 
  

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