It's OK stoatie, you can always blame it on the unusual weather.
Am glad to see that there is a Carpet Man response, I thought he'd be one of these Marvel What The! wanna-be's
But I think there's potential there, when you look at his arch nemesis "the Lamanator" he of the Laminate flooring, hoping to destroy carpets in this world forever...
If I was God. . .
apart from that, I would enslave Keggers as artist and Stoatie as assitant wordsmith on the Carpet Man project |