Jack: "lovely and talented" Anna has to go to sleep because I'm too tired to type straight and I keep fucking up basic HTML and shit. Though you wouldn't think so to look at this post, would you?
Get a monkey to do your HTML stuff. And steal ice cream. And you could probably get the monkey to kidnap children for you as well. Isn't that what Michael Jackson... um... didn't do? Allegedly?
Speaking of animals. Sports announcer Marv ALbert's greatest moment may hve been during a New York Knicks game in the early 80's. The camera panned up into the cheap seats, and there was a dog with a lit cigar in it's mouth (this was before smoking was banned indoors).
Marv says, "You know it's a bad game when a dog starts smoking a cigar."
