Lateshift Begins

01:23 / 17.06.05

Yay! Rock & Rule is finally out on Dvd!

ONLY NICE THINGS

01:46 / 17.06.05

Woot! Have a lovely time, alas.

I know it's irrelevant, but as I contribute to the "general asshole mentality", I can't help wondering if that King Mob is the same King Mob who wanted to know whether maturbating with one finger up his bottom made him gay, or a newer person with the same name.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:56 / 17.06.05

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other word would smell as sweet."

I love you all. Goodnight John-boy!

02:08 / 17.06.05

So masturbating with one finger up your ass is the new bread?

I'm not eating that.

And by that I specifically mean that I'm not eating masturbating with one finger up your ass.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:13 / 17.06.05

So masturbating with one finger up your ass is the new bread?

LOL! Do you want it sliced?

02:13 / 17.06.05

Crikey. I should hope not! Donkeys scare easily, you know.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:55 / 17.06.05

But where do you stick the candles then?? Where?

03:01 / 17.06.05

Ah. Good question.

03:03 / 17.06.05

You use the wax to...

Ganesh

03:06 / 17.06.05

Plenty of butter. Avoid Marmite.

03:09 / 17.06.05

Oh we know what to do with the wax! We've been ass candling since before you were born. When it comes to asscandling the barb is where its at!

03:09 / 17.06.05

Marmite sounds like a small cartoon superhero.

03:15 / 17.06.05

You use the wax to... light your way. Mom? What does the funny man mean? What are "asscandals"?.... Mom? Who are you calling on the phone, Mom?...Mom!?....

19:18 / 17.06.05

Hello shifters

20:24 / 17.06.05

Seriously?

21:24 / 17.06.05

What 'seriously'?

21:29 / 17.06.05

Ahh.. Finaly

21:30 / 17.06.05

No. Not finally. Beginingly.

21:35 / 17.06.05

Bah. Hello all. I'm trying to write about an author; she's an antisemitic fascist who preferred diarrheic daschunds to people. She's also a Sapphist heroine, though, hence the project. Juggling these components is hurting my head.

Could I have some virtual sorbet?

21:38 / 17.06.05

POP POP POP!

Why the tri-pop?

CRACKLE! CRACKLE! CRACKLE!

21:50 / 17.06.05

Thank you so. Most cooling and refreshing. I will probably be able to jot down a few hundred words on the literary inheritance before I cave and gibber again.

SNAP!

Why?

Liger Null

21:51 / 17.06.05

Ummm...I don't know...

21:53 / 17.06.05

Bottles of wine; they just dont last long enough anymore!

21:56 / 17.06.05

Neither does beer. Hello Liger

22:00 / 17.06.05

It's no use. The great Sapphic heroine is getting fed up with her agent because 'women shouldn't be involved in business matters'. Before my head explodes I will take it to my pillow.

Tata, and have fun with the booze.

22:00 / 17.06.05

It looks like I'm becoming a two bottle of wine a night guy. Now, I'm not saying that's wrong. It's just that I'm cheap, and I'd rather do it with one. But then I'd have to wait until 12pm to start drinking.

Life: it's so tricky!

22:15 / 17.06.05

Life. Dont talk to me about life.

(oh wait, this isnt the movie quote thread is it?)