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Wow. I have no clue what you're talking about.
I know! Isn't it great!
This is Jeremy Beadle. Note how the photograph fails to display his under-developed right hand, which looks like it should be on the body of a five year-old. An unwritten law demands that this be mentioned every time the man is talked about. Think of him as a sweaty, vaguely ill-looking, mid-forties version of Ashton Kutcher, who used his morally-dubious television program to humiliate members of the public rather than celebrities. Hello, working class family! I've come to repossess the car that you spent years saving up for!
This is the Karla the Elephant episode of Brass Eye, in which a number of E-list celebs are so desperate for an excuse to get their mugs onto the telly that they apparently fail to realise that they're sponsoring an appeal to help an elephant in an East German zoo that's so distressed it's stuck its trunk up its own arse. |
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