Marathon Lateshift

20:39 / 23.04.05

What is it with the Lateshifts lately? People are staying up for ages and ages and ages!

Oh well, hello anyway.

JOY NO WRY

20:47 / 23.04.05

Evening.

Isn't twenty to eleven a little early for a lateshift?

21:02 / 23.04.05

Depends when you go to bed.

I'm going to bed at about 10am tomorrow so yeah, what the fuck am I doing!?

21:10 / 23.04.05

I'm here...

21:14 / 23.04.05

More_diversery_fun

Awful Plastic Surgery.com by the way.

Feeling a bit bleh.

How 'bout everyone else.

21:17 / 23.04.05

Well I'm at work. Staring at a screen. Thinking about reading a magazine until I have more things to do. And ruminating on the toneless idiocy of the man on the train earlier on who wore a red & white jester's hat and sang 'God Save The Queen'.

autopilot disengaged

21:22 / 23.04.05

i'm completely staying in tonight to sort second draft of script. except i just did. um... aNY1 |_|p F0r $|\/| cY|3£r?

21:25 / 23.04.05

(and hoping this image works)
More Lindsay Lohan fake neck boobs scandal.
Now I'm gay but I've seen these boob things on girls and shooorly they don't go like that when you lift up your arms.

21:27 / 23.04.05

Who is Lindsay Lohan anyway? Is she an actor? A singer? Where's that pop culture pulse, damn it!?

21:46 / 23.04.05

Somebody tell me? I have to know! Loose-brassiered minor celebrities are my lifeblood!

21:50 / 23.04.05

Well really all irony aside like (?)
The young lass straddles both pop and film like the gargantuan colossus' of entertainment she is. Leering down on us petty Hu-mans with both contempt and pity.

21:51 / 23.04.05

(I'd imagine)

22:00 / 23.04.05

Yeah, that sounds about right. Isn't 'lohan' the Latin word for 'breasts of eternal glory'?

22:12 / 23.04.05

Could be, could be. Lohan also refers to a buddhist who has attained nirvana.

Triplets

22:14 / 23.04.05

What did the plastic surgeon say to his waking patient?

"Lohan behold!"

I'll get me coat.

22:35 / 23.04.05

No, stay! I love cheesy jokes! In fact, give me a moment and I may come up with one or two of my own (or just steal some from Stoatie).

Triplets

22:55 / 23.04.05

Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."

The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

Ba-dum!

23:00 / 23.04.05

See, I like jokes like that! But bugger it, I can't come up with one myself tonight. I've usually got a handful on standby for just this sort of eventuality, too.

23:03 / 23.04.05

Oh I know:

This bloke walks into a cafe and says 'what kind of soup have you got?'

'We've two kinds of soup - Blur soup is 2.00 and Oasis soup is 2.50'

'Why is the Oasis soup 2.50?'

'Cos you get a Roll With It'

I've already got my coat.

23:35 / 23.04.05

The Pink G.R.E.A.S.E. is gonna make you sweat...

ooh, sorry, just singing along to me Walkman to keep me awake at work.

Work really is teh suXX0r, innit?

23:40 / 23.04.05

Oh please will you spell properly, for fux ache.

00:44 / 24.04.05

Where's everyone gone?

Do I smell or something? Come on guys, you can tell me, do I sme0 what d'you mean, 'yes'?

00:53 / 24.04.05

I'm still here, by jiminy.

00:56 / 24.04.05

You're ... playing cricket? Careful, I don't want to get hit by the balls. Or in them.

01:05 / 24.04.05

No, it turns out I've got it all wrong.
They're doing a remake of Miami Vice, but it's set in Hackney, and I'm playing Crockett.

Ahem.

01:23 / 24.04.05

Hello everyone... or you two. What's happening in these parts lately?

I think of joining the lateshift convo some nights, but they've been growing faster than I can read up to... + work's been a bitch.

01:25 / 24.04.05

Tell it. Welcome anyway, and thank you for your sudden endeavour!

Oh, and mind the balls.

01:33 / 24.04.05

Not seen you around these parts in a while, banshee... how's tricks?

01:34 / 24.04.05

Though I'm stepping carefully, I'm afraid off going headlong into some BALLS™. I hope they're not here!?!

It's been rainy here the last 2 days after being adorned with almost a week and a half of pretty weather. The only thing keeping me perky beyond an gi-hug-ic au lait, is a spotlight that's been installed temporarily, across from my window. It's scanning the skies attracting Jersey girls and foul-mouth suburbanites to my alleyway. It's not the girls that get me, mind you, but the subconscious need to install a makeshift Bat icon and affix it to the damn thing. I might just do it.

01:36 / 24.04.05

Oh, do it. You KNOW it'd rock.

01:37 / 24.04.05

I second that emotion.

01:39 / 24.04.05

Not too much Stoat. We moved office to a sweet little pad for the interactive people at my company and I've been trying to make the move look viable. I just hired a back-end for web stuff, so I'm trying to meet him halfway and pick up some php and database stuff myself. So, busy, but I'm doing worthwhile things.

Man, I can only really talk about work when people have been asking me how I've been lately. Is this part of adulthood, or is it just me?

Anything new in your neck of the woods?

01:41 / 24.04.05

Now I got to find some cardboard or something. Where's the ol' xacto? I also should find someone with a camcorder so you can see bouncers beating the shit out of me as I attempt. I mean if a bat-signal happens in another city, did it really happen?

Everything has been so Frank Miller lately... not that I'm complaining!

01:42 / 24.04.05

Again, just work... the place myself and Mr Brigade work at's just been bought by another company, so we're moving offices next week, and it's all going horribly wrong already.