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Mourne Kransky
20:51 / 08.09.05
Yup, hate is bad.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:43 / 09.09.05
I dislike hate. I find that it annoys me when I encounter it on Barbelith.
 
 
Quantum
16:18 / 09.09.05
A Thread about about wiping one's arse. I'll never laugh at the pointlessness of any other thread ever again. In fact I think to give it a reason for sucking up bandwidth I'll link to it every time someone starts a fucking pointless thread and say 'See that? That's you that is'

Too. Much. Free. Time.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:26 / 09.09.05
Indeed. If we have to put up with it, could somebody at least change the thread title? Anything that refers to the dire consequences of a lack of proper toilet training would work out ok, I think.
 
 
Quantum
16:27 / 09.09.05
Let's not change it let's flush it. Where's the instead thread gone?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
17:04 / 09.09.05
Oh God will you lighten up.

Hey i've got an amazing idea! Why don't you just not post on it or read it anymore, if you indeed have. Stop being so offended for cry eye, it's boring.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
05:43 / 10.09.05
I've read it the once. Whether or not I ever do that again is a bit beside the point though, when *that* title is still at the top of the Conversation.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
09:56 / 10.09.05
Are you constipated? Is that the problem. Maybe if you go to the toilet more regularly you won't have the grump!
 
 
Quantum
10:15 / 10.09.05
Do you pebble or log? Wad or sheet? How do you stop that plopping sound? Aren't flush toilets great? It's so fantastic we can talk about poop, most people IRL are so prudish they just tell me to shut the fuck up. Thank goodness for Barbelith, otherwise how would I know which direction people wipe? North to South is best, it gives me a warm tingly feeling, I especially like Charmin for the babysoft texture, which quilted roll do you like? I remember last week, I really let one go and my mum couldn't go in the bog for an hour it was so stinky! Are girls farts stinkier than boys?... ect ect ad nauseum.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:28 / 10.09.05
This strange strain of person who makes statements, and then claim when questioned that they have no interest in discussing them, they have faith in their own rightness and nothing anyone can say would cahnge their mind. In which case, why make the statement in the first place? Why not just retire to the country to spend more time with one's beliefs? Why bother speaking to anyone else at all?
 
 
Lord Morgue
14:37 / 10.09.05
Haus's firm belief that by including the word "furry" in every post directed at me, that he can annoy me into an early grave. Of course, even though "furry" doesn't piss me off, the fact that he's trying does, so he ends up being right anyway.
It's not like he has to do anything special to make me want to go all James Caan Rollerball on his ass, but there you go.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:04 / 10.09.05
Morgue, my boy, I have no problem with you _being_ a furry. It's this rather queasy process where you obsess about furrysex and then deny that you could ever be one of those weird saddoes that seems counter-productive. I just feel you should confront your desires. Somewhere else.

Of course, what people do in the safety of their own trousers is their own affair, but if you are going to barrel into threads, not read them and troll for attention, as you are doing here, you could maybe try to share a little less when you do it?
 
 
Mistoffelees
15:28 / 10.09.05
I´m constantly confusing this thread with the instead thread and keep on looking for squid heads.

I don´t know why.
 
 
Lord Morgue
00:38 / 11.09.05
But barreling and oversharing is my life...

And pimping out my furry friends doesn't make me a furry, I prefer to think of myself as a cross between Superfly and Doctor Moreau.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:12 / 11.09.05
Poster X who does not know Petey Shaftoe: I think this!
Petey Shaftoe: Why do you think this? OR That is wrong because of this.
Poster X who does not know Petey Shaftoe PMs Petey with hurt indignation rather than replying in the thread.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:44 / 11.09.05
But barreling and oversharing is my life...

I can well believe it. However, I did not mention oversharing. I said that your tendencies not to bother to read threads before contributing to them and to troll for attention within them were annoying. Hence "Barbannoy".
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:13 / 12.09.05
"Share a little less" =sharing too much =oversharing?

Are you reading your own posts?
GAH! This conversation serves no further purpose. Goodbye, Dave.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:28 / 12.09.05
Point taken. wrt my point, so far today you have posted in the Squee thread and the Temple thread and the thread on unwise drinking, and in each case have posted without giving any impression of having any interest in them or their contents apart from insofar as it provides a chance to tell us something about yourself in a mildly teeth-grinding fashion. That's what confuses me: you seem utterly indifferent to whether you are adding to the conversation anything worth responding to or even allowing a possible response apart from "Calm down, Morgue". What, exactly, are you getting out of doing this? It's a serious question. Is this perpetual broadcast how you perceive communication functions? Is it how people make friends on other bulletin boards - by sharing a mutual and passionate interest in themselves?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
10:46 / 12.09.05
Get a room, you two.
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:05 / 12.09.05
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
12:07 / 12.09.05
Bugger off you two!!! It's Barbannoy not Borebannoy.
 
 
Jack Fear
14:03 / 12.09.05
Sienkiewicz.
SIENKIEWICZ.

Ess Aye Ee En Kay Aye Ee Dubya Aye See Zee (or Zed, if you must).

How fucking hard is that?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:12 / 12.09.05
I must confess to a childish annoyance that Mr Fear didn't make an embarrassing typo in that last post. Not that I disagree with him, you understand... it'd just have been funny, is all.
 
 
Smoothly
14:17 / 12.09.05
But he has: ...Dubya Aye *Ee* See Zee.

Strictly in observence of convention though, I'm sure.
 
 
Jack Fear
14:24 / 12.09.05
Put in for edit.

Now shut the fuck up.
 
 
Smoothly
14:27 / 12.09.05
I couldn't possible agree such self-serving revisionism.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:27 / 12.09.05
I'm annoyed at myself for not having spotted Mr Fear's typo before my last post, thus sparking off a war of the typos and mod actions (you weren't the only one, Mr Fear, is all I'm saying...)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:28 / 12.09.05
Actually, scratch that. I'm now annoyed with the word "typo".
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:38 / 12.09.05
Every time I read it I get an image of Superman's dog.
 
 
Jub
14:42 / 12.09.05
I hate it when people always bring the conversation round to animals. Turn in.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:45 / 12.09.05
"Typo the super dgo". I like it.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
10:01 / 13.09.05
Sienkiewicz.
SIENKIEWICZ.

Ess Aye Ee En Kay Aye Ee Dubya Aye See Zee (or Zed, if you must).

How fucking hard is that?


as someone guilty of DELIBERATELY spelling his name wrong, a number of times ON THIS VERY SITE, I can only offer my heartfelt apologies to Mr Fear.
Sorry Jack.
Please continue your Lonely War now.
 
 
Jack Fear
10:31 / 13.09.05
Oh, the intentional misspellings for comic effect don't bother me; they fall into the "George Morrison" category of doofy jokes.

What gets on my tits are the misspellings that arise sheerly from lazy half-assedness, which you can recognize because they're usually followed by some lame variation on "...or however you spell it."

In the words of Casey Stengel: You could look it up.

These are often the same people who debate the relative artistic merits of "Frank Quietly" and "John Bryne."
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:47 / 13.09.05
I read that as "Superman's dong".
 
 
_Boboss
11:14 / 13.09.05
jesus christ - got 'recognise' wrong. hah.
 
  

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