Son on Flying Lateshift

21:45 / 09.04.05

Nah, I'm sitting on that one.

22:02 / 09.04.05

Hey here's an idea.

When Stoatie comes in, let's all ask him who he's going to see at Wembley in June. It'll be too funny!

22:09 / 09.04.05

Hello shifters

doozy floop

22:12 / 09.04.05

I don't get it....who's Stoatie going to see at Wembley in June?

by the by, I'm going to see Cream next month for free

Anyhoo, Risk rumbles on so I am retiring to my boudoir to be entertained by radio 4 and some juicy novel or other. Farewell and au revoir...

22:27 / 09.04.05

Bonne nuit doozy floop. Cream, eh? I thought Ginger Baker was dead ... mind you, didn't stop Queen from reforming for no good reason.

Oh hello Slightly!

Ohhh wicked! Someone's put 'Hunky Dory' on at work! We get to toil to decent music at last!

22:32 / 09.04.05

Hi there grace.. so whats up&down.. Yes, Im drunk again

22:43 / 09.04.05

Hello!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:47 / 09.04.05

Guys, I'v just found out that Ethan Suplee is a Scientologist.

Someone... please hold me.

22:53 / 09.04.05

Who's Ethan Suplee?

22:55 / 09.04.05

And he still can't see the sailboat ...

I'm ok Slightly. Will be better when I get out of work and back to life (back to reality) though.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:57 / 09.04.05

Thumper off of The Butterfly Effect. I'm gutted. He was supposed to be my new pointless crush.

22:58 / 09.04.05

Evening shifters. How are we all tonight?

Stoatie, who are you going to see at Wembley in June?

22:58 / 09.04.05

Stoatie ... remember Mallrats? He couldn't see the sailboat. Liked his food, probably quite jolly.

22:58 / 09.04.05

Heh heh heh ...

(quietly slips Mel a fiver)

23:00 / 09.04.05

ooh. That's harsh.

How about replacing him with
>a man of the people! a friend to the stars!

23:00 / 09.04.05

Ta! Another fiver!

Does this mean I have to start dancing again? Only I put my back out when I salsa'd out of the thread last night.

23:00 / 09.04.05

Fair dos. I've never heard of him.

23:01 / 09.04.05

And evidence of my dark secret is currently on display in the Gathering. I'm really quite looking forward to it but it appears to be causing no small amount of amusement at the office.

23:01 / 09.04.05

Chill out Mel, we'll settle for some 'armchair dancing' tonight ...

23:03 / 09.04.05

Stoatie, next time someone ribs you about it, tell them not only do I want to go with you, but also I'm quite pissed off that I can't get tickets. That'll soon deflect their attention from you and on to me.

Oh and btw, apologies to everyone - I seem to have misplaced my anti-lascivious pills ...

23:03 / 09.04.05

I need more beer!!!!

23:03 / 09.04.05

Ah, I remember "Armchair Dancing". That scene with Patrick Swayze and Thora Hird... at it...

brrr

23:05 / 09.04.05

He certainly Swayzed her, didn't he? Praise be!

23:07 / 09.04.05

you know what else I need. to be blatantly honest.. I need pussy. thats right. my girlfriends to be more specific.. yes

23:08 / 09.04.05

OI!!!

Slightly- stop getting drunk and wallowing. That's an order. You're probably not helping yourself any.

23:09 / 09.04.05

Sorry, meant to add an

to that, to show I'm not being mean.

23:10 / 09.04.05

Nope. Im not. Im just saying it as it is. Its not pretty at all, but its the truth. oh yes.. btw I have stopped, I have no more beer..

23:11 / 09.04.05

I cant make a smiley.. since I have fucked up my keyboard.. but I would..

23:11 / 09.04.05

You could have a wank instead?

Or heat up a jar of liver in the microwave?

23:13 / 09.04.05

Sorry, that's probably not helping.

23:13 / 09.04.05

A wank. No, Im on a strike

23:16 / 09.04.05

You're on strike? That shouldn't stand in the way of a visit to Mrs Hand and her five lovely daughters.