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iamus
01:20 / 07.04.05
Well if you don't want the burgers, fine.....

Me getting all tarted up too...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:24 / 07.04.05
I appreciate the effort...

The thought counts, y'know?
 
 
iamus
01:27 / 07.04.05
Well, more for me I suppose.

Say, everybody has quietened down? Do you think we scared them? Or is replying twice a minute too much for these lesser shifters?

(That's right, you all heard!)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:29 / 07.04.05
These shifters don't even know what shifting is.

Its up to us, now. I was thinking earlier "Hey, I wish alcohol and chocolate went together better", but now it appears I have reached the stage where it does.

I wish I was at a party.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:32 / 07.04.05
I am a party.
 
 
iamus
01:32 / 07.04.05
Have you tried chocolate lique......

chocolate.......

Back in two seconds.......
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:33 / 07.04.05
I went quiet cos I've been reading Jim Goad's site. Erm. Working. That's what I've been doing. Working. Oh yes.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:35 / 07.04.05
Im onto the chokecherry wine right now.trying to type with one hand as I have a bowl of popcorn precariously balanced in the other...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:36 / 07.04.05
I need popcorn. That's a party right there!

Quick questions!

Whats better: love or art? haircut or just shaved?
 
 
iamus
01:37 / 07.04.05
Mmmm.... popcorn.

One of the things I miss about working in a cinema. Eating popcorn fresh from the popping. I made a mean batch of popcorn.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:39 / 07.04.05
here we have some horrid fake topping at the cinema..it reminds me of eggs
 
 
iamus
01:39 / 07.04.05
Love or art? Both aint nothing without each other.

Haircut or shaved? Depends if you wish to endear or intimidate.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:39 / 07.04.05
Love and a haircut.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:39 / 07.04.05
Both of which I could probably do with, come to think of it...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:41 / 07.04.05
Damn. I was thinking about going the other way completely.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:41 / 07.04.05
With me...love is an art. And shaved is wrong.
 
 
iamus
01:42 / 07.04.05
Keggers,

The sweet popcorn we got was trucked in in bags and was just dumped in and heated.
The salted popcorn was crafted by my own fair hand and was divinity itself.

That is until management said we were putting too much salt in the batches. I ask you! There's no such thing as too much salt!

Just to spite them, we made a batch up with about ten squirts of oil and twenty scoopfuls of salt.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:45 / 07.04.05
oh you'd hate the popcorn at our cinemas...EEEeeevil!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:47 / 07.04.05
I can never afford popcorn at the cinema.
 
 
iamus
01:47 / 07.04.05
Okay!

Another quick question!

Popcorn!

Sweet or Salted! (or Canadian equivalent)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:47 / 07.04.05
BUTTERED.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:48 / 07.04.05
no popcorn! sour patch kids!!

buttered and salted popcorn
 
 
iamus
01:50 / 07.04.05
Buttered I can handle. Sweet would have earned derisive sneers. Salted was, of course, the correct answer.

What are sour patch kids? Sour gelatin based sweets?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:50 / 07.04.05
What are these so-called... sour patch kids? They're not like cabbage patch kids, are they? I didn't know they were edible.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:51 / 07.04.05
I'm going to buy popcorn tomorrow, now. I am always sad when they only have sweet. SAD LIKE A DRUNK.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:53 / 07.04.05
www.sourpatchkids.com

they're like gummiebears but covered in a sour crystaline powder.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:54 / 07.04.05
 
 
iamus
01:54 / 07.04.05
I too, ennobled by Kegger's example, shall be purchasing popcorn tomorrow. But not sour patch kids. 'Cause I can't.
 
 
iamus
01:55 / 07.04.05
Jesus Keggers. They just look scary.

I'd eat them, mind. But only to stop them staring at me.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:58 / 07.04.05
Aieeeeee! They do look scary, dont they! More scary than a cabbage patch kid...
 
 
iamus
02:02 / 07.04.05
Far more! In fact, I think they're in the next episode of Dr. Who!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:02 / 07.04.05
Their fear factor is nothing compared to the power of the darkside...um..I mean their wonderful sour taste
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:08 / 07.04.05
And why cant you purchase SourPatchKids Meludreen? Why?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
02:09 / 07.04.05
Keggers must send us English folk these supposedly fine sweet snacks, else all we shall have is our beloved penny sweets.

But I fear the sour patch kids may be sentient.

I am to bed! Fare thee well, shift of the late!
 
 
iamus
02:10 / 07.04.05
To this date, I've never seen them on sale. A fact I'm somewhat glad of, considering their malicious little smirks.

Although, I suppose it may have been quite empowering as a child to be able to mercilessly tear their heads from their evil little shoulders.
 
  

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