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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:24 / 05.04.05
The Queen Mum.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:26 / 05.04.05
Oh yeah that's right. Failure to take proper garlic-based precautions against nocturnal resurrection at the time of demise.

Where's Peter Cushing when you need him, eh?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:06 / 05.04.05
Yeah, we SO need a deathstar right about now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:13 / 05.04.05
Keggers! Hey.

According to the Times "the voters are leaping around like frisky ferrets, one moment in Michael Howard's sack, the next in Tony Blair's".

Who the fuck keeps ferrets in a sack?

Trousers. That's where ferrets go.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:14 / 05.04.05
I keep my ferrets in a shed. Any other habitation is downright barbaric.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:16 / 05.04.05
Apparently it's also illegal to put squirrels down one's trousers for the purposes of gambling.

Pft. Why don't they outlaw rainbows while they're at it?
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:17 / 05.04.05
Where are my manners? Hello Keggers!
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:17 / 05.04.05
Hello Czernobog! Rainbows aren't illegal, they're merely discouraged.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:17 / 05.04.05
I keep my ferrets in a shed. Any other habitation is downright barbaric.

Fucking townie.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:21 / 05.04.05
Hi Stoats, BBB.

You should keep ferrets in the frezzer in an airtight container so they dont get that freezer burn taste
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:25 / 05.04.05


This fellow's certainly got the right idea.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:28 / 05.04.05
Who? The fellow in the striped shirt or the fellow covered in white fur.

(Count your blessings, Brigade. Count your blessings)
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:28 / 05.04.05
You wouldn't guess it but he actaully has 32 ferets down there. He's a sick, sick man who needs love, support and understanding..Wont you donate to the Bellow The Belt Weasle Fund?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:32 / 05.04.05
The looks of the people behind that man are actually priceless.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:35 / 05.04.05
That blonde lady's trying to put laser beams up his bottom with her eyes.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:36 / 05.04.05
Is that a horse or a unicorn on his shirt?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:38 / 05.04.05
Not sure... I assumed it was avian poo.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:41 / 05.04.05
Its a pegasus. Ferret people love pegasi.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:41 / 05.04.05
AAARGHHH! He'll be dead within the hour!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:42 / 05.04.05
No, he'll be alright as long as he copies the pegasus and passes it on to someone else. Preferably not the ferret, as it's probably going to be down his trousers when the time comes.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:43 / 05.04.05
Well that little girl is comparing his face with the one on her card. If they match they she has at last found her intended target...and the game of death can continue.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:43 / 05.04.05
Is Pegasus a species then? I thought it was just the name of Persues' winged horse?

Mind you, it's years since I last saw Clash Of The Titans starring Harry Hamlin and Laurence Olivier. Oh, and Burgess Meredith too.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:45 / 05.04.05
I believe they're in the Monster Manual.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:45 / 05.04.05
Don't forget Dame Maggie Smith.

I believe it's species name, "Hippocampus", and name of specific animal, "Pegasus".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:48 / 05.04.05
Using Clash of the Titans as a primary source can prove tricky- it's all clockwork owls and Laurence Olivier, which surely isn't right.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
22:50 / 05.04.05
Hey! There ain't nothing ain't right about Olivier and Harryhausen animatronica.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:51 / 05.04.05
Hey clockwork owls are amazing. Clockwork anything is amazing..Except for clockwork clocks. Thats redundant to the point of absurdity.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:00 / 05.04.05
Yeah. Clocks should be powered by water, and steam, and midgets and stuff. Clockwork clocks are just passe.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
23:03 / 05.04.05
Such petty attitudes will change when I conquer the seven seas by my clockwork clocks' power of determining longitude.

Quake and tremble!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:06 / 05.04.05
Arr, ye dog, ye'll never tame the sea. NIVER, I tells 'ee. Arr!
 
 
Bastard Tweed
23:12 / 05.04.05
TechnoPirate Vs LudditeBuccaneer!


Who? Dares? Win?
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:19 / 05.04.05
Yeah, bonjour.

Hey, here's another cool thing in COTT - the cloak of invisibility! That'd be handy if you got caught in a ladies' toilet! For example.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:30 / 05.04.05
So would a clockwork owl, for that matter.
"ooh, sorry, madam, I just came in here looking for my owl- oh, there you are, you naughty bird! What will the nice people think?"
 
 
Bastard Tweed
23:30 / 05.04.05
I'm sailing off for seafood dinner.

G'night, for now.
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:40 / 05.04.05
G'night Czernobog.

'O pointy birds, o pointy pointy ... anoint my head, anointy nointy'
 
  

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