Just Lateshift

00:03 / 06.04.05

I just finished watching Dr.Who. I must saw the one thing I did not like about it was the fact that Everyone kept talkign to me while I was trying to watch Dr.Who!!

What's wrong with people???

00:06 / 06.04.05

Do you mean us? If so, sorry Keggers. If not, slap them next time. In the face. The way they probably like it.

00:08 / 06.04.05

Well, think yourself lucky. Here in the UK, the first episode of the new Who had the sound from some shitty dancing programme fading in and out over the top cos the BBC fucked up.

However, the shitty dancing programme got its comeuppance the following week when it was bounced around the schedules by the dead Pope.

00:09 / 06.04.05

Daaamn! The Pope's death - is there any downside?

00:12 / 06.04.05

Please don't get me started... (see dead Pope thread for details).

00:13 / 06.04.05

LOL!!! I would have spewed my koffee onto my ceyboard had I been drinking any.

00:20 / 06.04.05

I might have a look at this dead Pope thread then ... back in a mo.

00:22 / 06.04.05

You know what the new Dr.Who series needs? Daleks. Not the old kind. But tall sexy blond amazon Daleks. Yeah. It needs that.

00:23 / 06.04.05

Ooh, like the new Cylons? Yeah.
And monkeys. Clockwork monkeys.

00:24 / 06.04.05

And a superpowered pet dog sidekick.

00:39 / 06.04.05

Yes.

00:43 / 06.04.05

Agreed.

00:52 / 06.04.05

Someone should really tell the BBC.

00:53 / 06.04.05

No...the lith needs to get working on a sci-fi show of its own and sell it to the beeb

00:56 / 06.04.05

It'd be pirate/ninjas..in space! With spaceships.

00:58 / 06.04.05

Pirates and ninjas and space, oh my!

01:00 / 06.04.05

yes, Its be Buck Rogers meets the Jolly Rogers!

and every so often they break into musical numbers.

02:40 / 06.04.05

Can I narrate?

02:48 / 06.04.05

Yeah, go on, then.

02:59 / 06.04.05

Twas the day before thursday and all through the Barb, the daleks were sipping at cocktails-sans-carb...

03:12 / 06.04.05

Me likey.

03:40 / 06.04.05

OOh! looks like we're finishing work early again...

04:46 / 06.04.05

The monkeys of clockwork were wound up with care,
And rollers were placed to set blonde-daleks' hair.

(So who on Barbelith is our Doctor Who? And is the dog his sidekick or the Daleks'?)

04:59 / 06.04.05

Sally! That's bloody genius that is!

The Dr. must be the dog owner.
If the Daleks were to own dogs... no, no its just too horrid to contemplate!

05:31 / 06.04.05

So Daleks are cat people? Um. Cat robots?

Katherine

07:59 / 06.04.05

Cat robots?

That's a disturbing image to wake up to.....

21:25 / 06.04.05

Cat robots? Teenage Mutant Pirate Cats! Meoowwwwaaarrrrrr!!!

21:29 / 06.04.05

'llo all!

The Daleks. Do they show up in the new series?

21:37 / 06.04.05

I believe they will, and that they can fly upstairs too, so there goes another deus ex machina killed off by the proliferation of computer-generated imagery.

21:39 / 06.04.05

Apparently so.

Mourne Kransky

21:40 / 06.04.05

The Daleks keep pigeons. It gives them an enormous sense of wellbeing. This comes as a surprise to some but it shouldn't really. They have much in common. You never see a baby pigeon nor a baby dalek. de-fae-cate! re-gur-gi-tate! ex-ter-min-ate!

21:40 / 06.04.05

Actually, they could fly upstairs back in the late '80s- Resurrection of the Daleks, was it? A McCoy one, with the scary little girl. They got this weird (well, crap) green neon glowiness around their base and levitated up the stairs.

21:41 / 06.04.05

Xoc! Lovely to see you, old chap.

21:45 / 06.04.05

I miss Max Headroom. sigh.