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Possible breach of etiquette Lateshift

 
  

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Brigade du jour
01:07 / 27.03.05
Okay, so it fails sometimes ...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:08 / 27.03.05
What's the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson?

Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet in 20 years...




I'll get me coat.
 
 
iamus
01:08 / 27.03.05
How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Two. One to screw in the bulb. The other to hold the peni... LADDER! Shit. I meant ladder.
 
 
Brigade du jour
01:13 / 27.03.05
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:13 / 27.03.05
Wow, guys...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:15 / 27.03.05
Joking aside, I overheard a conversation in my local comic book emporium today between the guy who runs it and a geeky fat bloke... am I seriously supposed to believe there's a comic coming out called "The Wild Ciders"?
 
 
iamus
01:17 / 27.03.05
I wondered what the Wurzels were up to.

Perhaps that's "Siders"? Or are you just 'avin a larf?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:18 / 27.03.05
Aah... that might make a bit more sense, actually... I was very tired at the time.
 
 
iamus
01:22 / 27.03.05
Don't worry about it. Happens to the best of us.

-snigger-Ciders


Although.... You could have a concept worth running with there. Sort of like a Yorkshire Furry Freak Brothers.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:04 / 27.03.05
It's all gone quiet
It's all gone quiet
It's all gone quiet over there
It's all... gone... quiet... over... theeeeerrrrreeeee
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:16 / 27.03.05
YES! AND MING KNOWS THAT TOO. SO, BY DELIVERING YOU I ALLAY HIS SUSPICIONS ... WOO! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I GAIN ... TIME!
 
 
iamus
02:47 / 27.03.05
Gah! Just escaped from the Time Fold that Bed Head trapped me in on page 2. Unfortunately it's aged me three weeks in a rapid acceleration cycle with no sleep.

That means I'm off. And I'm sleeping in TWO extra hours, just to spite those fucking clocks.

-Tardis noise-
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:52 / 27.03.05
Night, 'dreen.
 
 
Liger Null
21:22 / 27.03.05
Anybody there?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:23 / 27.03.05
I'd really like some nice chicken-soup. I have a cold. So I feel like crap. And Im not at my house. So I dont have access to alchohol. And I feel like crap.


(eh, doesnt that sound like top 10 country song material?)
 
 
Liger Null
21:32 / 27.03.05
Nice chicken soup? Oh, Mr. Hoity-toity over there won't settle for the cheap chicken soup. It has to be Progresso, or something...
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:34 / 27.03.05
Nope, only home made for me. Non of that storebought crap. I didnt become a great coook by keeping the campbell kids in buisness
 
 
Liger Null
21:39 / 27.03.05
Sounds tasty. Too bad you couldn't take some with you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:45 / 27.03.05
Evening.
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:46 / 27.03.05
'cant take some with me'...? what do you mean I cant takeit with me???? You only tell someone that if he's dying! Am I dying? I KNEW IT!!!Why did nobody tell me?
Thanks! A lot of help you folks have been!!!
See if you get invited to the wake.
We're serving pie.
And you people canonly have left over crusts!
 
 
Liger Null
21:50 / 27.03.05
Calm down dude:P You're not dead yet...that I know of. You said you weren't at home, and you only eat home-made soup. So there.

I mean: There, there.

Can I have some pie now?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:53 / 27.03.05
Mmm.

Pie.
 
 
Liger Null
22:08 / 27.03.05
Green tea soda is kind of nasty.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:10 / 27.03.05
What's this I hear about food manufacturers planning to introduce green tea and chilli and stuff as ice cream flavours in the UK?
 
 
Liger Null
22:11 / 27.03.05
I heard they already have potato ice cream in the UK. Is this true?
 
 
Shrug
22:18 / 27.03.05
Why would anyone buy that?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:18 / 27.03.05
hello barbelites.
i see your quirky ice-creams and pie, and raise you one chocolate easter egg.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:21 / 27.03.05
Boo. I got no eggs. Easter was a bit poo... I worked last night, the fuckers put the clocks forward, and I slept today. And I'm working again now. Well, dicking around on Barbelith, actually, but in an office instead of my nice room with beer and stuff.
 
 
Shrug
22:22 / 27.03.05
"Never rub another man's rhubarb."
Now there was a quote I didn't remember from Batman.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:22 / 27.03.05
Having said that, as I'm not a practising Christian, it seems a little out of order for me to be complaining about Easter being poo.

The weekend was a bit poo. How's that?
 
 
Bed Head
22:24 / 27.03.05
I heard they already have potato ice cream in the UK. Is this true?

Ummm, no. Don't. Think. So. I don't think any flavoured ice creams sell terribly well, apart from the normal. Not in any shop I've ever worked in, anyway - but maybe my whole 'stern disapproval' thing was putting off all the potential buyers.

The concept of chilli ice cream sounds like it’d be ‘interesting,’ but not particularly nice. Like cider-flavoured ice cream: *sings* nice dreeeaaaamm.


Is it the weekend already?
 
 
Liger Null
22:28 / 27.03.05
You don't have to be a Christian to enjoy Easter. All you need is lots of candy.

I always wanted to try that gourmet chocolate made with chili peppers.
 
 
Shrug
22:30 / 27.03.05
Ha no I agree politically correctness aside there was something decidedly fecal about Easter. I did get two Easter Eggs one from work and one from mommy dearest.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:40 / 27.03.05
sorry stoatie, then i'd aught not mention the hot cross bunnies.
cnuts! been working over the weekend as well, with jet lag to boot. craving green & blacks chocolate... must be the weed. kan't say i've ever heard of potato flavoured ice-cream, maybe japanese?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:47 / 27.03.05
Green & Black's... Ah yes... I think my quest to lose my beer gut through cutting down my booze intake may indirectly result in me becoming a fat fuck. I'm smoking lots more grass and eating tons and tons of the G&B dark chocolate mit cherries. It's the best food in the world. Ever.
 
  

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