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electric monk
02:31 / 29.03.05
Sweetness

Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to
Smash every tooth in your head.

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
 
 
electric monk
02:34 / 29.03.05
Page Six!

Dumbbells! SnackWells! Seashells! Dinner bells!

Watch yer step, sir.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:35 / 29.03.05
You speak pretty!
 
 
electric monk
02:38 / 29.03.05
They tell me I've got a great face for message boards.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:39 / 29.03.05
Odd. They tolm me I had a great face for a meatgrinder.
 
 
electric monk
02:43 / 29.03.05
President Bush warned us about that Canadian Beef.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:45 / 29.03.05
Yeah but President Bush will warn you about anything if it will make him a buck!
 
 
electric monk
02:48 / 29.03.05
How the world must laugh at us. It must be cacophanous out there, but in here we can't hear a thing.

Is it as bad as I suspect?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:52 / 29.03.05
Pretty much... we sorta see you as sheep being guided by the wolf.
 
 
electric monk
02:55 / 29.03.05
Certainly a fair assessment.

"He's not so BAA-AAD."

And we're getting shorn everywhichaway.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:56 / 29.03.05
And soon he shall wool the world!
 
 
electric monk
02:58 / 29.03.05
You'll find that exchange coming soon to a Barbequotes thread near you. Check local listings.



'Night. I'm leavin' on a laugh. Thanks!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:00 / 29.03.05
g'night!
 
 
Bed Head
22:07 / 29.03.05
Someone? Anyone. I just watched Elektra and want to rave about how grate it is.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:23 / 29.03.05
Im here and Electra was horrid.
 
 
Bed Head
22:32 / 29.03.05
Keggers!

Horrid? That's a bit much. Any film which can boast a scene with Terence Stamp and his troupe of white-clad ninjas abseiling into a fucking forest, in order to save Jennifer Garner from the scary lesbian goth-lady, well, at least it’s going to be interesting from moment to moment.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:34 / 29.03.05
It was crap...Stamp not included
 
 
Bed Head
22:41 / 29.03.05
Well, what about the houses? It featured some particularly nice houses, I thought. Just about everybody has a lovely house in Elektra. Really top-notch location scout on that film.

Susan Nestibo, her name is. I just looked it up on IMDB. I might even get some other films she did the scouting for, that’s how nice all the houses in Elektra are.

I feel you’re maybe being a little too dismissive with this ‘crap,’ ‘horrid’ stuff. Save that kind of language for Daredevil, man.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:43 / 29.03.05
Its Daredevil Part Deux!! Face it. The last movie I saw with that much sucking involved Pamela Anderson!
 
 
Bed Head
22:51 / 29.03.05
The houses, dude! Look, she scouted for Millennium, apparently. I’m sure her name is synonymous with quality scouting. No doubt all the top producers want Nestibo on their team. Her work in Elektra should certainly earn her a few awards, anyway.

Especially that modernist one by the lake, that was really nice. All top movie assassins should have holiday homes like that.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:59 / 29.03.05
I think it was filmed in Vancouver and Toronto. If so I saw that house 3 weeks ago.
 
 
Bed Head
23:17 / 29.03.05
ooh! wow. So, what is it? - you think it’s great but you see houses like that every day so you don’t really notice them any more, le sigh, or you think it’s a rubbish house and argh, you’re completely sick of looking at places like that, grrrr, etc? Or perhaps... option 3?
 
 
Liger Null
23:20 / 29.03.05
All houses are rubbish.

Civilized people live in grass huts.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:22 / 29.03.05
Neither. I think its a rubbish movie with no redeeming qualities what so ever. If I want a movie about lovely houses then thats what I'll go see. I wanted a comic book character brought to screen without bringin me to tears.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:26 / 29.03.05
Aw man, I wish I could watch Elektra.

I read something about it once, where the director was saying "Y'know, this is more than just getting Jennifer Garner to look HOT. There are characters, or something. There is some lesbianism though. And she does look HOT. OH YEAH! DUFFMAN! *BEATS CHEST* "

Something like that, anyway.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:28 / 29.03.05
Hi L.N.! Civilized people smoke grass bought from Hutts.
 
 
Bed Head
23:31 / 29.03.05
Oh keggers, dude. You really did hate it. I hope you didn’t pay for your ticket. I don’t like to see anyone dislike something so much.

Suedey: is Jennifer Garner hott, then? I hadn't noticed.

And liger, dude! grass houses blow away. Dude!
 
 
Liger Null
23:34 / 29.03.05
Civilized people smoke grass bought from Hutts.

Yeah, Jabba's got da hook-up, yo.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:34 / 29.03.05
I don't really know, to be honest. I always thought she had a massive bonce/ear combo, which was rather off putting, especially for one trying to appear like some exotic enigmatic energetic ethereal ninja lady.

However, I have come to the conclusion that all films have redeeming qualities. I think I can enjoy any film (almost). Even swordfish.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:35 / 29.03.05
I wouldnt say I hated it... I found it a waste of my time and money and had the people responsible for the movie been sitting next to me I would have punched them in the gut as I walked out. But they weren't, so I stayed.

But on a brighter note... Sho Kushugi is working on another Ninja movie where he plays... a ninja.
 
 
Liger Null
23:39 / 29.03.05
What's a bonce again?

The cheap vanilla vodka killed that brain cell...
 
 
Bed Head
23:39 / 29.03.05
Oooh, I didn’t notice the bonce-ear combo. I dunno, man, I can’t remember really seeing her in anything before. But she has this really strange, hip-swingin’ thing that she does. There’s lots of shots of her walking in slow motion, which only seem to be there so we can all watch her hips as they swing. No-one else in the world walks like that, ninja training or no.

It’s not *hott*, as such. It’s weird, it’s hypnotic. Y’know, it’s like Julia Roberts: you’re vaguely aware that she’s a BEAUTIFUL MOVIE STAR, but really you’re just looking at the strange way she walks.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 29.03.05
She walks like that to hide her ninja training! Its all secret and special and says "I have never, ever, ever even thought of fighting anyone! Honest!"
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:45 / 29.03.05
Ofcourse I'm refering to Julia Roberts.
 
 
Liger Null
23:52 / 29.03.05
I have a hard time taking Jennifer Garner seriously as a bad-ass of any stripe. I do, however, think she would make an excellent kindergarten teacher. It's the dimples.
 
  

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