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Operation: Mindfuck

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:12 / 07.04.05
Muh-Muh-Mister Funny? I don't like Mr. Funny.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:16 / 07.04.05
There's something heartwarming about the idea of our young anarchists going out to détourne the city equipped only with half a potato each.

There is nothing heartwarming about Mr. Funny. He gives me a funny tummyache.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:20 / 07.04.05
And if you're caught by the FILTH you can always eat the potato.

Mr. Funny is a bad man.
 
 
Grey Area
13:22 / 07.04.05
Yes. Yes he is. So you don't want me to have to go get him, now do you?
 
 
Grey Area
13:24 / 07.04.05
And if it makes you quiet down Nina, here's a felt-tip for you:
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:48 / 07.04.05
Hrrm. Wasting valuable ink space. That's not subversive, half a word on a wall is not subversive.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:57 / 07.04.05
mmm. my felt-tipped pens* have chiselled tips.

The better to crack open the conformity of consensus reality.

I rule with my pointy pointy felt-tipped pens.


* not 'felt tips'. Fools
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:59 / 07.04.05
Half a word on a wall is TOTALLY subversive, you stupidhead! It subverts the patriarchal diktats of lingustic facism! And half a word written in a pen WHICH IS OF DRUGS is a total complete subversive MINDFUCK!!!1!!one!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:11 / 07.04.05
And it IS felt tips or felt pens or possibly just felts. People who say felt-tipped pens are just doing it to be Posh.
 
 
Grey Area
18:11 / 07.04.05
Half a word stencilled using a half-eaten potato would be even more subversive then. No, wait, half a word stencilled using a half eaten potato on drugs would be totally subversive.

...and I mean that the stenciller's on drugs. Not the potato. 'Cause that would just be silly.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:03 / 07.04.05
Yeah! That would plant The Seeds Of Change in everyone's heads! They might not know the Seeds Of Change were in their heads until one day when they were READY the Seeds Of Change would start to grow! And then they'd be sorry they made fun of you!
 
 
Grey Area
20:41 / 07.04.05
And they'd have a tree growing out of their heads. Which would be totally subversive.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
22:23 / 07.04.05
I hate you. And your druggy felt tip pens. I'm going to plant GGM's chiselled felt tip pens in your mind. That'll stop it growing. BLEURRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:13 / 07.04.05
Oh shut up. You just hate anyone who isn't a DER-BRAIN.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:09 / 08.04.05
Yeah, but even der-brains can join in the revolushun. 'like the SPK, an that, innit?

Or was that poopy-heads?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:06 / 08.04.05
I'm going to make you a DE-BRAIN!
 
 
Grey Area
07:57 / 08.04.05
Nina, this is your last warning. I won't ask you to calm down again, next time it'll be Mr. Funny doing the talking. Well, he won't be doing much talking, but you know what I mean. So why don't you put down the chisel-tipped pens and go play on the trampoline? You know how much you like trampolines...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
14:38 / 08.04.05
Huge ever-growing pulsating felt-tipped pens lodged in the brain that rules from the centre of the ultraworld?
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:18 / 08.04.05
Cement Cuddlers.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:06 / 08.04.05
Ni-na's in trou-ble! Ni-na's in trou-ble! Ni-na's in trou-ble!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
21:12 / 08.04.05
Am not!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:24 / 08.04.05
You are too. You're gonna have to sit in the corner with your hands on your head and everything. And not in a subversive way, even. Just a crap way.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:44 / 09.04.05
But then I can use the power of reality TV to move the felt tip pens and draw while my hands are on my head. You just can't stop the operation.
 
 
Olulabelle
01:08 / 09.04.05


Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:31 / 09.04.05
Noooooo! That poor dissected pen... the horror... the horror...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:23 / 09.04.05
You're a MURDERER!
 
 
Grey Area
21:29 / 09.04.05
Hundreds of biros like this one get dissected every day by bored office workers, frustrated bureaucrats and idling students. Some of these are lucky and are reassembled close to full working capacity. However, most will never recover fully, suffering from symtoms as lost springs, cracked screwthreads and over-tightened endcaps. For just £1.94 a month, you can help support a bic disposable that was dismantled and used as a blowgun in a private comprehensive sixth form class. Or contribute to the rehabilitation of a yellow promotional thoughtlessly left in the shirt pocket during the wash and drained of nearly all its ink. Thanks to your contributions, hundreds of biros have been given a new hope and lease of life. Like the chunky-grip pen advertising a plumbing firm...thanks to your donations, it has been given a new spring and a subsidy towards a piece of string, allowing it to start a new career on a survey questionnaire clipboard. Help other pens get the same chances. Please give whatever you can. Thank-you.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
02:10 / 10.04.05
this pen pistol is a real mindfnord.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:29 / 10.04.05
You know what? I heard that Mr. Funny's got one of those. And it shoots bees.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:11 / 10.04.05
Felt tip pens to the eyes. I prefer the traditional stick ink in the eye manouver. I suppose some people might be in to that whole new fangled pen worship but personally I find it irritating and obscenely contemporary.
 
 
Grey Area
06:47 / 11.04.05
Well, as much as I understand where your views are coming from Nina, the fact remains that in this modern society, a felt-tipped pen is much more readily available than a stick. I cast my eye abour me and can find no less than seven felt tips ready for eye gouging purposes. There are no sticks. Obscenely contemporary? Perhaps. But if I need something to stick in someone's eye, and there are no sticks available within easy reach, I will resort to my felt tip.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:31 / 11.04.05
See, Grey Area understands.

felt tips are for de-brains

And hands off my chisel tip. U R A FAKER, 'nina'
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:01 / 11.04.05
SHUT UP!!! FELT-TIPS RULE!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!1!

Felt-tips felt-tips felt-tips felt-tips felt-tips! And fingerpaints! FINGERPAINTS!!!!1!!eleven!!
 
 
Grey Area
20:48 / 11.04.05


Calm down or it's the rectal variety...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:09 / 11.04.05
Yeah up your arse Grey Area. If felt tips are for der-brains then that's what I am. If felt tips are for de-brains then that's Mordant. Felt TIPS 4evah! U suck G-people. Felt tips in G-people's eyes!!!!!
 
  

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