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Operation: Mindfuck

 
  

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Alex's Grandma
01:58 / 12.04.05
Mr Funny says ( He will not be made a mockery of, he says, ) that why he is what he is, is, he needs some love.

Mr Funny.
 
 
Grey Area
09:46 / 12.04.05
Ah, once again we are treated to the cunning ruthlessness that is at work in the heart of Mr. Funny. He's got you believing that all he needs is a little love, right? You want to go and hug Mr. Funny, tell him it'll be alright, be his friend, yes? Well let me tell you, the last person to fall for that trick had their head snapped clean off their body and used as a football by a mob of rampaging Guarani that Mr. Funny brought along for the occasion. And what happened to the body still makes me start awake in the early hours of the morning, hands prodding to ensure the continuing placement of my kidneys in my torso. He's a cheeky one, is Mr. Funny.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:09 / 12.04.05
Mr. Funny smiles most of the time. Sometimes he laughs.

When he laughs, you should run. It's probably too late but you should still run.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:53 / 13.04.05
Hey, you know what would be a total and complete mindfuck? You know the Bursar from the Discworld books? Right? Well how about we memorise quotes from that character and go around writing them on toilet doors!?! In AlT cApS, so it looks really whacky!!! I've already memorised everything the Bursar;s ever said, he's like my headfuck guru!!!

Ps: Fish! Whoops, that was a bit mad wasn't it? Wahey!

MINDFUCK!!
 
 
Grey Area
09:15 / 13.04.05
i HaD a SpOoN oNcE.!.
 
 
agvvv
12:12 / 13.04.05
Ruusssstyyy spoon
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:08 / 13.04.05
Don't you like my mouthwords?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:41 / 13.04.05
Can we try and keep this thread on topic please? If you're really going to go around writing bursar quotes then you need to specify what type of pen you're going to use to do so.

We don't want to make Mr. Funny angry.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:00 / 13.04.05
Blackmagicmarkerdon'tgetangrydon'tgetangrydon'tdon'tdon't
 
 
agvvv
15:21 / 13.04.05
Can he hear us?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:24 / 13.04.05
I don't know. Do you want to be the one to find out?
 
 
agvvv
15:42 / 13.04.05
Nonono.. just asking thats all..
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:24 / 13.04.05
I can hear water running. Maybe he's still getting the blood out of the clown suit and he can't hear us at all.

Or maybe that's what he wants us to think.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:37 / 13.04.05
I'm frightened.
 
 
lekvar
19:43 / 13.04.05
He may not be able to hear you, but he can read lips!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:45 / 13.04.05
But can he see us? I can't see him but I heard he could see through walls.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:12 / 13.04.05
I heard he can read minds so if you even think mean things about Mister Funny he comes for you.

In the night.

In the basement.
 
 
agvvv
21:48 / 13.04.05
My dreams will be unpleasant indeed
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:47 / 13.04.05
I can hear water running through the cheap chequered satin, the rusty water into the sink in the art room. I smell turpentine and sawdust and the abattoir. I see a glass of lemonade the size of my head. Look through the glass and the ice-cubes, make the image be something other than the truth of itself, make the smile be damp on the wall, make the laughter be the sound of water and matter choking down the pipes, choking and gurgling in the throat of the art-room sink. The little dog laughs.

Laughs.

Like Mister Funny.
 
 
agvvv
23:02 / 13.04.05
Yeah, pretty much like that
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:36 / 14.04.05
I heard that if you don't have a basement he can make one. By blinking. At the floor.
 
 
agvvv
00:40 / 14.04.05
This thread has developed into something rather nasty, hasnt it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:58 / 14.04.05
I'm not frightened anymore.

Me and Mister Funny have been talking.

I think we're going to have a lot of fun.
 
 
agvvv
01:05 / 14.04.05
OMG!!! Have you been giving him alcohol Stoatie?!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:12 / 14.04.05
I haven't given him anything.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:12 / 14.04.05
yet
 
 
agvvv
01:18 / 14.04.05
For the love of god.. dont give him alcohol.. Itll get UGLY.. UGLY I tell you!! Weed is good though
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:19 / 14.04.05
No, that's not Mr Funny, that's Mr Runny. Mr Funny isn't funny, only Mr Runny is funny. Mr Funny is scary.
 
 
agvvv
02:45 / 14.04.05
Are they related?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:55 / 14.04.05
Smell of disinfectant and petrol. Three footprints on the floor this morning, like iodine on bandages. He wants me to know he knows.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:30 / 14.04.05
Mr Funny ate my HAMSTER!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:06 / 14.04.05
He eats everything you love. With razorblades.
 
 
agvvv
13:18 / 14.04.05
And he cracks open reality!
 
 
Topper
17:38 / 14.04.05
Could Mr Funny have something to do with Robert Plant's missing vest, the little blue one that couldn't quite button down the front?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:53 / 14.04.05
I don't know but that happens a lot after Mr. Funny's been around. Stuff not buttoning properly, I mean.
 
  

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