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Operation: Mindfuck

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09:12 / 19.04.05

His fault. Or Mr. Funny's fault?

11:29 / 19.04.05

OT: Did anyone notice how that long post of Flybers' pretty much pwned the entire thread, without being all stabby and grr? I'll have to try that sometime.

I tried doing that a few months ago. I was pissing blood for a week afterwards and still can't tell the colour blue from the colour yellow.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:01 / 19.04.05

That's not yellow, it's green.

Tryphena Absent

15:37 / 19.04.05

Sssshh. Nothing is Mr. Funny's fault. Nothing is ever his fault.

22:57 / 19.04.05

Can I just point out, I didn't mean the actual topic was valid, just that the substance of the topic discussion was. Obviously the confusion lies in the fact that I did actually say I thought the topic was valid.

This is not my fault and should be blamed entirely on Mr Funny.

20:44 / 22.04.05

A valid point.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:03 / 23.04.05

Of course, now it's in the Conversation it's dying on its arse...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

10:48 / 23.04.05

Shhhh! Stop posting! You'll wake... him... up.

11:23 / 23.04.05

Now it's in the conversation it's dying on it's arse

I think that's probably a good thing. Situationist detournment (sp, poss ) is one thing, but how would Guy Debord and his pals have felt about being confronted by Mr Funny's inflamed genetalia in one of those Left Bank boozers, bearing in mind that a) Mr Funny was stronger b) pitiless, and c) very much interested in propagating his seed.

I have not prayed in a very long time, I've never felt quite so under threat before, but I do wish that whatever powers are still availabe will stop Mr Funny, or at least deflect him, him and all his, er, 'ideas.'

Tryphena Absent

11:40 / 23.04.05

I am going to hide in the wardrobe.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

12:01 / 23.04.05

I saw him drill holes in the wardobe while I was hiding behind the bookshelves. He will drink your fear like nectar through insect eyes.

12:02 / 23.04.05

Nina don't that's where Mr Funny is waiting.

alejandrodelloco

14:14 / 23.04.05

We should move... He smells our anxiety.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:02 / 24.04.05

Smells it? He farms it, harvests it, processes it, powders it, snorts it off volcanic glass like the finest Devil's Dandruff.

Tryphena Absent

14:05 / 24.04.05

We are Mr Funny's cocaine.

alejandrodelloco

17:15 / 24.04.05

Do we hurt his mucus membranes, then?

Tryphena Absent

17:24 / 24.04.05

Duh! Mr Funny doesn't have any mucus membranes. He's not a MAMMAL. Haven't you been listening? He's just coming to get us.

17:26 / 24.04.05

Yes. You do. And he enjoys it. Gets his synapses firing helter-skelter and gives him 20-20 vision, not to mention the entertainment value inherent in the troupe of performing magenta, tutu-wearing armadilloes. Why else do you think he's after you? He loves to hurt the ones whose fear hurts him. Steady supply and all that.

23:20 / 24.04.05

Mr Funny and Mr Soft (of Trebor Softmints fame) used to be friends but when fame went to Mr Soft's head things changed. Mr Soft became arrogant and Mr Funny didn't like that so he chopped him up and ate him. So that's why you don't see Mr Soft on t.v. anymore, respect for the dead.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:27 / 25.04.05

No! Don't speak of it any more! Brown-purple blood running from flaring nostrils down over that terrible grin, a grin made of stinging nettles and barbed wire and electric eels! That *snrrrk* *snrrrk* as he gets closer and closer. The rubber chicken! AIEEEEEEE!

02:14 / 03.05.05

Yeesh... the head you fuck may be your own.

Nevermind barbelziods, I guess we'd rather fuck each other.

D Terminator XXXIII

09:17 / 03.05.05

What's with the lame message, sol? Feel like spam today?

00:14 / 04.05.05

Overkill.

01:52 / 04.05.05

I am so into Operation Mimefuck. Its about time those black & white bastards get what they deserve!

01:53 / 04.05.05

you think mimes deserve sexing?

07:45 / 04.05.05

Depends on who/what is doing the sexing really.

17:03 / 04.05.05

Eels are always popular.

D Terminator XXXIII

17:26 / 04.05.05

So, I gather, no one else has recieved a PM from the genious thread instigator? My post above referred to it, only, I realised, broadly; why do I always attract the wierd and the malign?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:28 / 04.05.05

*Bites tongue*

21:15 / 04.05.05

I think it may be a bit unfair to call someone weird and malign on a public forum like this. Well unless they are weird and malign, but is solomon?

D Terminator XXXIII

23:53 / 04.05.05

It would depend entirely on his motivations - if I'm the sole recipient of a weird, encoded message coming out of nowhere, then chances are fairly high that he is. Malign, not weird. Or if he is just weird he could still be malign. Or not. Depends entirely on what he meant with the PM, really.

I also think he is a parody, which has been outdone dozens of times in the past.

15:55 / 05.05.05

Go ahead, Mordant. Say it.

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