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Kingdom of Loathing

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iamus

14:09 / 14.01.05

Stay in school, kids.

Alex's Grandma

00:07 / 15.01.05

My present situation:

Crippled by goofball hangover, and unable to afford any more, the god-given turtle powers that were given me now being totally jiggered, and I have squandered the meat on booze, all too eager for the next adventure.

Is, um, anyone else in a similar set-up ?

w1rebaby

00:13 / 15.01.05

Only in real life.

iamus

00:23 / 15.01.05

I'm a straight-edger. All my alcohol is going towards a yeti-reintroduction program. Steered clear of the goofballs 'cause I thought that might happen. Made myself a lovely mysticality-enhancing staff (spooky head and spooky stick from the forest). I have about 600 meat, and I'm verging on the cusp of level 4.

I'm crying on the inside though.

Alex's Grandma

01:04 / 15.01.05

Is the yeti-reintroduction programme entirely to be trusted though ?

Call me a bit paranoid, but it looks like a scam to me.

Axolotl

08:50 / 15.01.05

I am now a level 3 Disco Bandit and have managed to become a full member of the Department for Shadowy Arts and Crafts. All I need now is to become moxious enough to steal my own pants.

Alex's Grandma

09:12 / 15.01.05

I'm level 4 now, and it's rough - it seems like everything wants to, and crucially can, give you a serious pasting, the like of which you will not have had before in teh KOL.

The minute I get the meat together, I'm going back on the goofballs, I think, because as hinted at above, as long as you keep on taking the stuff, you're alright !

Panic

18:52 / 15.01.05

d00d! I got a sweet ninja sword to go with my mariachi pants!

pony

19:09 / 15.01.05

i just accidently got a met stack by combining old meat and fairy gravy. anyone know what i can do with it?

Mazarine

23:14 / 15.01.05

You can break it down into 100 meat, I think.

Mazarine

23:15 / 15.01.05

I have goofballs for sale. Make me an offer.

Mazarine

23:15 / 15.01.05

Gah, to break the meat stack down, go to sell stuff, and click on meat stack. It should be worth 100 meat.

A fall of geckos

12:11 / 16.01.05

Well, I'm over the goofball withdrawals, but I'm sorely needing pants.

I have a pants kit, but can't find anything to combine it with to get actual pants.

Any suggestions?

Alex's Grandma

12:46 / 16.01.05

I think I might have a spare pair of knob goblin pants, if those would be any good.

I'll get back to you on this.

Spaniel

14:26 / 16.01.05

Anyone got a familiar yet? I've got a mosquito. Yay!

Alex's Grandma

14:34 / 16.01.05

I've got one in the oven, as t'were.

juan de marcos

17:40 / 16.01.05

A Zydeco Rogue is me! @ level 3 and suffering for 57 turns from goofball withdrawal.
What is the largest amount anyone has won in the casino?

Alex's Grandma

19:29 / 16.01.05

I'm slightly depressed about the fact that I'm going to have to wait at least seven hours to get back to the real world, but I must and shall persist.

Mazarine

20:11 / 16.01.05

I've got some studded leather boxer shorts you can have if you want, but I think that knob goblin pants are more potent pants.

Mazarine

20:17 / 16.01.05

Still got goofballs to trade or sell, and I'll go way lower than 1,000 meat. You can go through withdrawal tomorrow!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:23 / 16.01.05

I've got a mosquito too.

I've also got a sapling and fertilzer, but nowhere to plant my sapling. And a dried face. I don't know what to do with the dried face though.

8===>Q: alyn

22:03 / 16.01.05

I have a mosquito. It's a piece of shit.

MC, do you want me to tell you what to do with that stuff? Or do you want to figure it out?

Eloi Tsabaoth

09:08 / 17.01.05

Level 4 Gecko Supervisor with a Mosquito named Bobbledy. What I'd like to know is, did one of you lovely people bestow upon me The Smile of Mr. A? Because it's doubled my stats for 40 turns and given me a nice warm feeling.

Spaniel

09:39 / 17.01.05

The whatty what? Smile of who? How did you come across it?

I want one.

A fall of geckos

14:45 / 17.01.05

Thanks for the pants offers Sally Dammerung and Flight Of Dragons. No sooner had I posted here, when the pants came rolling in. I have all the pants I need now - both in the form of studded leather boxer shorts and mariachi pants flavour.

My clothing's still too bland for the pretentious artist & he's still refusing to paint me. I had assumed he was taking exception to the fact that I wasn't completely clothed.

JOY NO WRY

17:02 / 17.01.05

Somebody already took the name Kapok (What kind of monster would steal my thunder by naming themself after the same obscure tree?) so I'm Brik the Disco Bandit. Sorry I'm late guys.

Mazarine

19:08 / 17.01.05

So who's managed to get closest to level seven, so that we might start our sneaky sneaky Barbelithian machinations?

I'm at a scant four, especially since I spent my last forty turns getting my ass handed to me by various agents.

8===>Q: alyn

20:20 / 17.01.05

I'm level 5, I think, but I stopped playing. Don't get drunk, dude, you loose character points.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

20:47 / 17.01.05

Level four Chord Horker, armed with a Dr. Hobo scalpel. Don't drink too much train wine or you'll get shitfaced and all your adventures will turn out badly. I'm "falling down drunk" right now, and have been for the past twenty turns. I had the goofballs, got the shit beat out of me and then got drunk on cheap wine that was supposed to be for the yeti's, and this apparently is proof against the goofball hangovers, because my stats remain the same.

Too bad the only adventure offered to me is Drunken Stupor. Lousy hobos and their cheap-ass wine.

Jake, Colossus of Clout

21:49 / 17.01.05

Level 3 Puffin Intimidator. I'm after the Scalpel of Dr. Hobo, But I can't find anything with the qualities of both a knife and an asparagus stalk, so I'm SOL at the moment. This game is addictive and I'm almost out of adventures.

Mazarine

21:50 / 17.01.05

Thanks for the tip about getting drunk, I was not aware.

Mazarine

21:57 / 17.01.05

I can help you out there Jake. You wanna know where to go?

Jake, Colossus of Clout

22:02 / 17.01.05

Not yet, Sally, but thanks anyway. I've just completed my first full day of adventures, so I have time left before frustration sets in. Do I get 200 more after midnight tonight (Eastern Standard Time)?

Mazarine

00:11 / 18.01.05

Nope. You get 40.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

17:59 / 18.01.05

I found the asparagus knife in the flea market. For 150 meat, I think.

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