Kingdom of Loathing

16:14 / 27.01.05

1. Sprocket + Spring= Sprocket Assembly
2. Sprocket Assembly + cog = Cog and sprocket assembly.
3. Meat stack + empty meat tank = Full meat tank
4. Sweet rims + tires = Wheels
5. Full meat tank + wheels = Bitchin' Meatcar.

If I remember right.

16:26 / 27.01.05

Gah, add the cog and sprocket assembly to the full meat tank to make a meat engine, then add that to the wheels.

16:47 / 27.01.05

That was it alright. Thanks Sally.

Sekhmet

17:10 / 27.01.05

I just baked a bat haggis.

I'm afraid to eat it.

17:27 / 27.01.05

Oh get it down your neck Sekhmet. Work-rates in offices, houses and places of business all round the globe* are dropping off slowly thanks to your original post - what's a bat haggis in the face of that ?

*A smiley, which I don't have the technology for.

Jake, Colossus of Clout

17:31 / 27.01.05

Sweet. I now have a tent and a ghuol familiar. Thanks, guys.

grant

19:11 / 27.01.05

I just baked a bat haggis.

I'm afraid to eat it.

And it just being Burns Night and all!

20:09 / 27.01.05

I'm not given to declarative statements, hopefully, but 'baws' to 'Rabbie' and 'aw that,' and 'aw that,' and the 'wee sleekit beastie' that the stupid c*^& rode in on. Burns was at best a minor poet jabbering on in an incomprehensible language about hardly anything, and the fact that he's no longer around should be the cause of celebration that I suspect, for people in Scotland, it subconsciously is. Damnit !

20:13 / 27.01.05

Um... I was addressing the Burns Night thing - To seem like a lunatic, wasn't really the plan.

iamus

21:08 / 27.01.05

"Bolt! Afore ah chib ye, ya fuckin' cuntin' rocket!"

An excerpt of one of Burns' lesser known stanzas, true. But especially pertinent on this occasion.

Sekhmet

13:02 / 28.01.05

Our annual Burns Dinner got cancelled, due to the hostess having to get surgery. Thus, the only haggis I shall be having this year is the bat haggis... which is apparently as good for you as any other food. Though it does say "you choke down the haggis." I take it they've had some.

grant

14:05 / 28.01.05

I had vegetarian haggis, with a 10-yr-old piping it in for me. Bit like a wild duck, really. The piping, I mean. Haggis was in a can. Amazing what they put in cans nowadays.

It was delicious.

But anyway.

This game is noxiously addictive. I keep getting more adventures.

Dare I drink the white lightning? Why can't I cocktail-craft with it?

Sax

14:09 / 28.01.05

Does anyone know how to fix the busted door in the Dark and Sinister Cave in the mountains? I have to go face my nemesis there but I can't.

14:34 / 28.01.05

I forget what it is exactly, Sax, but cog, sprocket, that type of thing.

Jake, Colossus of Clout

05:23 / 30.01.05

How do I make a blood-faced volleyball or similar familiar to raise my stats quicker?

06:04 / 30.01.05

Dare I drink the white lightning? Why can't I cocktail-craft with it?

Because moonshine ain't for mixin'. It's for getting wasted. There are definitely drinks that'll give you more stat boosts and adventures, though.

11:51 / 30.01.05

Jake:
First you use a seal tooth. From this you get 'bloody hand' effect. Then use the volleyball to make a handprint on it.
And that's it.

I've been using a volleybll for a while, it really gives when it's grown a bit.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:46 / 30.01.05

Wey hey heyyy, Pastamastery! Now I can make all the noodles I want! Oh, wait, I can only make 3 wads of noodles. Nevermind, I've got all this dough and chocolate chips and a couple of white castle burgers and GODDAMNIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FULL? How can I be full? Give me more adventures! I need more adventures! AUUUGH! Okay, time to start on the booze. Hey, wait... what's this? "If you drink too much, you will not be able to adventure the next day"? Okay, so how much is too much? AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHH!

I hate you, Sekhmet.

15:36 / 30.01.05

Mordant- if you get utterly trashed after you've run out of adventures and then wait till the next day, you'll be sober again, but you'll still have those extra adventures. Or, you can save all your cooking/mixing/smithing till the end of the day, you can save your sober adventures for adventuring and your trashed adventures for cooking.

Tezcatlipoca

18:48 / 30.01.05

Or you can finish up using your adventures for the day, get utterly trashed to gain more, then blow them in the clan Gym, thereby upping your stats in readiness for the adventuring ahead.

19:06 / 30.01.05

Mordant C; Until you've completed the Friar's Quest and gained the liver of steel, anything over 14 booze points is a bad idea. After the Friar's Quest though, you can get trashed until you're 19 !

Sax

09:04 / 01.02.05

Does anybody know how I can acquire some gravy? I keep seeing fairies making the stuff in the forest, but they just give me a couple of mushrooms and I'm not sure what to cook/combine it with, if that is in fact what you do.

10:15 / 01.02.05

One of the help sites says that yuo can find fairy gravy in the Haiku Dungeon in the town.

Jack The Bodiless

11:26 / 01.02.05

I've just read this entire thread without having the faintest idea what this game is about or what it's like, and it was brilliant. Sounds like The Magic Roundabout with Invader Zim instead of Zebedee...

rising and revolving

16:49 / 01.02.05

Jack : Spoooooky. I've been reading this thread, thinking exactly the same thing - so I skipped to the end in order to make my post saying "My god, this thread rocks when you have no idea what's going on!" and there you are, one step ahead of the game.

Which, given your lack of body, was quite the achievement. Apparently, if you use a stick covered in meat paste with a knobgoblin on crank, you can get a body. Or something. So you need not go without any more! Yay!

07:46 / 02.02.05

So, who's listening to Radio KoL?

haus of fraser

12:15 / 02.02.05

This game is seriously addictive...

I've virtually stopped posting on barbelith as I'm spending too much time with collecting meat....

got to stop....

unheimlich manoeuvre

14:36 / 02.02.05

A Capitalist is You!

...

and me.

14:37 / 05.02.05

Ok, so having listened for a couple of days, I can honestly say tghat you should get off your asses and listen to http://www.radio-kol.com/

There's list of apps you can use to listen on the site somewhere. No one is excluded.

You know you want to.

Oh, and it's just music, mostly unrelated to the game, so all the peepers can listen too.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:29 / 05.02.05

Does anyone know how you get the vinegar?