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grant
17:19 / 08.02.05
They seem to have done away with "clockwork maids" and replaced them with "Meat maids."

I know, because I just maid one.

Made one.

Old clockwork maid recipe now gives you a headless creature, for which you must obtain a head.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:39 / 08.02.05
AUGH! My chef-in-a-box ASPLODE!
 
 
grant
18:45 / 08.02.05
How did *that* happen? I just made one of those, too.
 
 
Sekhmet
19:46 / 08.02.05
I think I'm going to start using the word "moxious" in the course of regular conversation.
 
 
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09:45 / 10.02.05
What's all this "KOL takes up all my time" stuff? Can anyone explain?

I get 40 turns a day and they only last me about 10 minutes! I want to spend more time on KOL, but I can't, so how does it take up all your time? More turns the higher level you get to?
 
 
haus of fraser
10:06 / 10.02.05
you get more adventures with food & booze- if you've cooked the food or cocktailed the drink then you get more adventures- the flea market & the mall (i think opens up after level 5) provide lots of opportunity to trade haggle etc- then you start making meat - which you don't need adventures for...

hope this helps fireman...

oh yeah read all this thread dude cos theres some good advice/ pointers in here from many a saucerer...
 
 
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10:12 / 10.02.05
Ah, ok that info does help, cheers. I'm at level 4 now and I can see that level 5 will open up a few things so I'll be patient.
 
 
Helmschmied
22:06 / 10.02.05
After consuming the right food/booze in the morning, I usually end up with about 150 adventures a day. My breakfast is usually comprised of hell ramen, sausage pizza, and extra spicy bloody marys.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:32 / 10.02.05
These fucking goofballs'll be the death of me...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:03 / 11.02.05
But H, you should be trading that stuff in the flea market so you can get some meat together for your old age pension for heaven's sake. This profligerate lifestyle is all very well, but two words, man - 'Aleister' and 'Crowley.'

( I think you ahould speak to your friendly Klan leader about putting a bit aside for the future, about making a sensible meat plan. It may not seem like it now, in the rashness of youth, but there's every chance you're still going to be playing Kingdom Of Loathing in twenty, thirty, or even forty years time, and you need to plan ahead.

Hell ramen doesn't grow on trees man !

Wise up !
 
 
Mazarine
02:43 / 11.02.05
Okay, can anyone still cocktailcraft with the tiny paper umbrella? If that's become a disco bandit only skill, I'm going to be really miffed.
 
 
iamus
05:53 / 11.02.05
Lay off the disco bandits you ramen synthesising scum!
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
16:54 / 11.02.05
Are there things that only Disco Bandits can do?
 
 
JOY NO WRY
23:24 / 13.02.05
I just applied to the clan, captain. The name is Brik, beat snatcher.
 
 
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04:16 / 16.02.05
Hi there, just in need of a little help :

I'm on level 4 at the moment in the Distant Woods and the Golden Queen of the Woods has offered me 1,000,000 meat, do I take it?

What does meat get you anyway? Can I use it?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
07:50 / 16.02.05
Take the meat, X. If it's not too late, for heaven's sake, take the meat.

With that kind of stake behind you, you'll be unstoppable, like the proverbial 600lb gorilla, in that old gag.
 
 
haus of fraser
18:31 / 16.02.05
what did you do fireman?

please say you took the meat......

how on earth can you be level 4 and not know what meat does- you shop with it and smith with it and combine with it - in the flea market, market, mall etc.......
 
 
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20:40 / 16.02.05
Sorry I was just being stupid. There was no Golden Queen of the Woods, I was just playing.
 
 
Sekhmet
20:43 / 16.02.05
Damn you, Xyu!

How many people wasted all their turns today in the Distant Woods looking for this random encounter? 'Fess up!
 
 
haus of fraser
15:24 / 17.02.05
Fireman i think you may have got us back for the rock is dead thread- yes I did run around in the woods for a bit yesterday hoping for the same luck!

anyways xyu why aren't you in the barbeclan yet?
 
 
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16:19 / 17.02.05
Ha!

Anyway, I don't know how to join a clan or even if I can yet being at level 4.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
11:36 / 18.02.05
Morlock Munchkin: lemme in! *bonk bonk* Lemme iiiiin! *rattle doorknob*

It's bloody raining out here.
 
 
Morlock - groupie for hire
11:40 / 18.02.05
Oh, and Xyu, search for the Fabulous Land of SelfAwaria in the Clan District in town. level 4 will do.
 
 
Trebor
15:28 / 18.02.05
Dear Aunt Asparagus,

I took your advice and signed myself up for an adventurers life. Things are going ok, but are moving fairly slowly, the weather is fine apart from the occaisional jelly storm. I haven't advanced past my staus of chill crook yet (lvl. 3), but I feel as if theres more to life; basically, I'm looking for advice. I've heard of the fun my friends are having after breaking their hippy stone, but I don't know if I'm ready to take the plunge yet. Do I shake off the shackles of hippy love and venture to the real world, or should I build myself up to my most moxious before hand?

Yours saucerly,
Bee the Disco Bandit.

p.s. I hear some aquaintances have set up a clan, can I join this before I rudely destroy my hippy vestiges?
 
 
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16:04 / 18.02.05
I haven't touched that hippy stone yet! Thanks Morlock, I've just applied.

Who the hell is Bo Thai?
 
 
iamus
16:39 / 18.02.05
Shush!

Don't speak his name aloud!
 
 
Trebor
16:47 / 18.02.05
Incoming!

I've just applied for the clan under the alias colony_of_bees
 
 
LykeX
18:20 / 18.02.05
I've just been watching the Daily Show and on the 16th, Steven Colbert said 'moxie'.
I wasn't even sure that was a real word.
 
 
haus of fraser
18:58 / 18.02.05
bo thai = Tezcatlipoca

c'mon fireman your not reading threads again!

good to have you on board tho- now start eating and drinking with the gang...
 
 
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19:37 / 18.02.05
Thanks. I'm deliberately not reading this thread because I don't want spoilers...
 
 
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01:57 / 19.02.05
Yeah!

I'm in the clan at last, the pastamancer has a family!

Haha, I tried to contribute some meat and I entered something like : 2,754 and it entered as 3 meat! I think it was because I put a comma in there or something.

Wow, much reading of that big book of magicalness is about to be done!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
06:33 / 19.02.05
I wouldn't bother contributing any meat to begin with Jack - the sinister Blofeldian ( Blofeldesque ? ) figure that controls the klan has no need of it, believe me.

And, uh, do try and take it easy with the big book of magicalness chief, otherwise... Oh I'm just wasting my breath here aren't I ?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:50 / 19.02.05
Arrrh, my chef asplode again! And now my bartender is making weird noises .
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:00 / 19.02.05
Again? Man, that's my second chef in two days! I've got through 3 chefs now. Mark you, I do a lot of cooking.
 
 
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05:11 / 25.02.05
Your barteneder?! Sheesh, looking forward to that one.

"whatever the latest fuckin' bugbear is that day.........."

bugbear?


















 
  

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