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Words which set your teeth on edge

 
  

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Dead Megatron
19:39 / 20.01.06
The simplest reason, Voltron, is that sainthood is not something that is conferred by popular acclaim.

Well, it should be In the Catholic Church, the "will of the people" has much more importance than it's normally believed. Some would even say that popular aclaim is the manifestation of the Holy Spirit. I know an exorcist priest who told me to go right ahead and consider him a saint, for Vatican's bureaucracy is sure to follow...

Another reason some people might not share your high opinion of John Paul is that he was a deeply reactionary old crank, and his backward, illiberal views on human sexuality and papal authority have gone a long way toward making the Catholic Church irrelevant. He was and remains a widely despised figure, even by those who, like myself, love the Church.

Was he? I had no idea, I thought it was just Sinead O'Connor who did not like him. Down here in Brazil, he's immensely popular. He was conservative in what comes to sex and family, I'll give you that, but at least he had the moral grandeur to start the process of apologising for the Catholic past sins (burning witches, slandering Galileu, that sort of stuff) and this is no small potato. And, hey, at least he is better than the new guy, that's for sure. If you think old Wojtyla was bad, wait until you see what Ratzinger is going to do...

But let's not have this argument over this here, for it's waaayyy off-topic (and I take absolutely no offense for different opinions on John of God [this is the nickname we Brazilians gave him after his firts visit, in 1980]. Saint or not, he was just a man, and therefore not perfect)

Btw, I looooove the way you call me by different names when you want to antagonize me It's really fun
 
 
Dead Megatron
19:44 / 20.01.06
One last thing before we drop this subject: if you think the Catholic Curch is irrelevant, it's because you don't live in Latin America
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:35 / 21.01.06
Was he? I had no idea

Megatron, have you considered that learning something about people might be a good idea before canonising them? The Catholic Church's unseemly haste to canonise JP2 is not, IMHO, a good model.
 
 
The Natural Way
23:59 / 21.01.06
Will you just go away, Megatron. I'll say it again: TITTIES! And I want someone to explain to me in what way, shape or form boobs/boobies is worse.

Bloody perverts.
 
 
c0nstant
10:43 / 22.01.06
back on track...

most euphamisms for genitals piss me off. dewberry and froo-froo being two I especially despise
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
17:16 / 22.01.06
Holy God, C0ncept. Those are horrible. Is this a consequence of childcare?
 
 
Jack Vincennes
17:57 / 22.01.06
c0ncept: dewberry

WHAT. That was the name of an extremely popular frangrance when I was a child. I used to wear it a great deal. Please tell me you only heard it as a word for genitalia very recently. Please. Lie if that is necessary.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:59 / 22.01.06
I had some vanilla and dewberry bubble-bath a couple of years back. It's a perfectly reasonable name for a naff artificial fruit fragrance but as a name for pudenda it's gahhhhhhh.
 
 
■
19:13 / 22.01.06
Puts a new spin on the Cocteau Twins' song Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires. Then again, they did have a filthy one called Pearly Dewdrops Drops, so perhaps it's not that surprising.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:15 / 23.01.06
IMHO

If only I knew what the bloody hell this means. Anyone?
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:19 / 23.01.06
Will you just go away, Megatron?

NEVER!!! HA! HA! HA!
 
 
Jack Fear
18:20 / 23.01.06
IMHO = In My Humble Opinbion.
 
 
Jack Fear
18:20 / 23.01.06
"Opinion," even.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:37 / 23.01.06
I hate the word opinbion.
 
 
alas
20:10 / 23.01.06
opinbion

Hey, i think I kinda like this word, Stoatie! It's somehow like a cross between opiate and bunion. Which could be useful in some circumstance I'm sure...
 
 
ibis the being
20:26 / 23.01.06
It's somehow like a cross between opiate and bunion.

I thought it sounded like a kind of onion bun. Delicious.
 
 
ibis the being
20:44 / 30.01.06
I'm going on record here.

I despise the phrase "I heart." Worst bit of slang since "psyche!"
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
22:19 / 30.01.06
Worst bit of slang since "psyche!"

While agreeing on the horribleness of hearting, I have no idea what psyche as a slang term means. I'm sure it's awful, but do please tell more.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
22:27 / 30.01.06
What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off I heart.
I heart, I heart, I heart, I heart, I heart,
I heart, I heart, I heart, my lovely little Hearts. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these icies.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating


(That's enough heart for now -Ed)
 
 
ibis the being
23:07 / 30.01.06
I have no idea what psyche as a slang term means. I'm sure it's awful, but do please tell more.

I think I spelled it wrong. I think it's "psych!" Pronounced 'sike.' Same meaning as "...not!" As in, "Dude I love your sweater vest... psych!" I think it was originally 80s slang but I remember it from the early 90s... made super popular by the Fresh Prince of Bel Air of course.
 
 
Ganesh
23:10 / 30.01.06
And PJ & Duncan, the earlier incarnation of Ant & Dec.

Watch them wreck the mike.

Psyche.

And so on.
 
 
The Natural Way
09:39 / 31.01.06
Actually I think psych refers to getting the measure of someone/sussing them out/getting one up.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
10:07 / 31.01.06
I think I spelled it wrong. I think it's "psych!" Pronounced 'sike.' Same meaning as "...not!" As in, "Dude I love your sweater vest... psych!" I think it was originally 80s slang but I remember it from the early 90s... made super popular by the Fresh Prince of Bel Air of course.
Oh yeah, and to give it some extra zip you could say sike-a-like.
 
 
BlueMeanie
10:23 / 31.01.06
"Mixed messages" - utter bollocks, and completely condescending.

"Funky", especially awful when someone's looking for "funky flatmates". Kerr-azy!
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
11:51 / 31.01.06
re: psych(e) above - ouch. That is quite unpleasant. I'm so glad I've had limited exposure to both Ant & Dec and The Fresh Prince.
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
12:45 / 31.01.06
I know it's been mentioned already, but I hate "going forward" so much that I need to mention it again. It's an annoying phrase anyway, since "in the future" is more appropriate in almost all circumstances, but what I particularly hate is when businesspeople append it to the end of their sentences like a nervous tick. "What we're going to do in the next financial year is implement this new procedure through out all of our departments, going forward" where the use of going forward is unnecessary and not really conveying any more information. Bastards!

Also see "incentivise" and "rolling-out"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:04 / 31.01.06
I heartily concur. I did go through a phase of replying to every work email that contained hideous management-speak with a response along the lines of "I'm sorry, this sentence makes no sense to me- I don't really understand what you're saying", but it got so tiring.
 
 
Shrug
13:10 / 31.01.06
Has anyone ever encountered the horrible neologism "chillax"?
An unholy matrimony of "chill" (which is only marginally better than "chillax" as it is) and "relax".
It
must
be
stopped.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:12 / 31.01.06
Dear God, that's horrid.
 
 
Saveloy
13:20 / 31.01.06
Gypsy Lantern:

"Rolling out"

I quite like that one, because it conjurs up the pleasing image of an enormous roll of carpet being rolled out of a warehouse or hangar and smothering everything in its path. Out of the dark interior through the big metal doors, over the concrete forecourt (ooh, satisfying), flattening the high metal boundary fence, over the motorway and across the countryside. Mmm, carpet.... *drool*
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
13:20 / 31.01.06
Ugh. Unspeakable, or so I wish it to remain. Sadly, I fear someone, somewhere, will like "chillax", and use it in my presence before long.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:27 / 31.01.06
"incentivise"? Oh, dear. And I do wish I'd never read the word "chillax". I'm experiencing a deep and urgent desire never to hear it actually said.
 
 
Saveloy
13:30 / 31.01.06
Chillax, Mordant. It looks horrible on the page, but spoken (in my head) it sounds quite - heh - funny. That's probably just me, though. Ahem. I promise I'll never use it in real life.
 
 
Shrug
13:32 / 31.01.06
Well luckily for you I think it might be just an Irish thing.
It is horrible though and I can't imagine it ever having anything but the opposite of the desired effect on anyone.
 
 
Smoothly
13:42 / 31.01.06
I quite like chillax.

On Gypsy’s theme of pointless words that hang off sentences like cheap baubles, there are few worse offenders than TV chefs, who now all seem to be afflicted with some strange adverb particle Tourettes. They can never fry something, they have to fry it off. Sauces are not reduced, but reduced down. Ingredients are mixed through, surfaces are cleared away, and meat browned off. I know how it feels.
 
  

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