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Words which set your teeth on edge

 
  

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Shrug
14:00 / 31.01.06
I mean it's all up to individual choice I suppose... gulp...I mean what's life without variety...oh dear god no please not here... isn't the English language a wonderfully flexible medium....arggghhhhh!!
*searches desperately for some sort of bludgeoning object*
(joking of course)
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
13:05 / 20.07.06
"Ace" has crept back into my lingo and I'm using it far too frequently of late. I'm going to start saying "wicked" again at this rate.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
13:22 / 20.07.06
Squee... it makes me want to destroy baked goods whenever I read this word. I know you're excited dear, but please. Just a 'this looks fantastic I can't wait to read/watch/fornicate with it,' etc would be preferable to 'Squee.'

wife beater, as in the undershirt or string vest as it's been called. If I never hear this again, it'll be too soon. I was so terribly depressed to hear about a 'white trash' party where all the guys would arrive wearing wife beaters. I dunno. Maybe I'm sensitive. Give it a year and the Gap will have 'wife beaters' on sale.

electronically. Ever since I've worked in an office I've been witness to requests for information to be sent 'electronically.' I blinked and stared at the speaker the first time I'd heard it. After several such incidents I grew cold inside with the realization that these people were in charge of my getting paid and had no idea what they were saying.

I'm very anal/that's so anal... I doubt very much that the people who have said this phrase to me have realized the very vivid imagery that they caused. I was always tempted to give them a raised eyebrow response in the spirit of Markl Strickson of Doctor Who fame, but I doubt they'd understand why.

flip-flop in regards to the footwear or former Presidential candidate John Kerry.
 
 
■
14:37 / 20.07.06
I'm with you on all of those but Squee. I love teh squee, and you can only take it from my cold, dead grin.
 
 
Smoothly
14:46 / 20.07.06
What’s wrong with ‘electronically’?
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
15:10 / 20.07.06
In my experience 9 out of 10 times electronically is said by an executive and means 'send me an email with an attached document.'

Saying 'send it to me electronically' says to me 'you're a wizard I have no idea what you're doing at your desk all day but please help me.'
 
 
gridley
20:21 / 20.07.06
In my experience 9 out of 10 times electronically is said by an executive and means 'send me an email with an attached document.'

You are aware that the "E" in E-mail stand for electronic, right?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
20:34 / 20.07.06
'Sir', like when someone in a shop says, 'Can I help you, Sir?'.

It makes me feel bad that as part of their job they have to somehow position themselves as my inferior.
 
 
■
21:37 / 20.07.06
Calling people Sir as a matter of course?

Blame the prick at head office who, to preserve his useless little Dale Carnegie-inspired worthless and overpaid job, has insisted that all staff carry a card telling them how they should treat customers, presuming they weren't doing a good enough job to pay his fucking salary in the first place.

Anyway, he'll be first out the door when the takeover comes. Oh, it has? Bye, bye then. Don't let the door hit your Hugo-Boss-clad arse on the way out.

Graaaaagghhh. Bitter? Me? You betcha.
 
 
stabbystabby
00:27 / 21.07.06
yeah, anal gives me bad thoughts too.

I hate:

blogosphere - c'mon. really? though i like blathersphere, more appropriate.

noon - it's midday. not noon. and on that note:

12 pm/12 am No! they don't exist!

also

faucet. Gah! it's a fucking tap.
 
 
odd jest on horn
00:51 / 21.07.06
Web 2.0
Or just about anything technological 2.0. Soon it will be Web++. Then I shall be forced to commit suicide.
 
 
sorenson
01:24 / 21.07.06
The public service is rich with horrible words and phrases. Some of them have already been mentioned, but here are a few that I really hate:

Knowledge Economy and its close relative Knowledge Society

capture (as in, 'We need to capture the learnings from that experience')

Whole of Government (especially when it is abbreviated to WoG)

fertility crisis (what crisis? where? actually maybe this is a philosophical issue rather than a linguistic one)

breaking down the silos

the elephant in the room

human capital

There are oh so many more but I am off to enjoy a long public service lunch now.
 
 
illmatic
01:37 / 21.07.06
singing from the same hymn sheet

There is no excuse for this one unless you are actually a choirboy.
 
 
■
09:05 / 21.07.06
centred around

Just think for a moment how that could possibly work. It's the fourth time this week I've had to deal with that one from people who should know better.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:11 / 21.07.06
It works very easily.

This thread has become a bit odd.
 
 
■
09:21 / 21.07.06
Right, something is a centre, the middle, the point around which other things are moving, orbiting, around. It is centred. The things around are around. Something cannot be both centred AND around. "Centred on", yes; "around a centre", yes; "centred around", no.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:39 / 21.07.06
Language wants to be free, cube.
 
 
Mister Saturn
09:40 / 21.07.06

In livejournals, there's sometimes a trend where people accompany writing with "gestures", only in plural verbs - some examples including:

"I was very happy." *nods*

"I was very sad." *sniffles*

I have no idea why those little grammar bumps makes my nostrils flare and all the hexes rise from the scum at the bottom of my mind...

I would be completely fine if it was something like, "I was very sad." *sniff*

Or, "I'm very tired..." *head thuds gently on desk and blood slowly and ominously drips from all facial orifices*


I am also a loather of the word, "whatever" in a loose context.

"Whatever flavoured condom you want." - OK.

"Flavoured condoms? Whatever." - Not Ok. As in tongue-meets-red-hot-poker-not-ok.

I've succeeded in ridding that horrible word from my friends' vocabulary, at least in my presence, and even when I'm not around, their skin ripples with goosebumps whenever they speak that forbidden word. Ah, venomous influence is sweet.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:51 / 21.07.06
*hugs*
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:54 / 21.07.06
Awww, I feel wibbly now.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:59 / 21.07.06
That's OK, Flyboy. It's perfectly normal to be a bit wibbly in the face of NRE. You'll start feeling frubbly soon enough.

^^

P.S Yr so h0tt what r u wearin
 
 
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!
15:03 / 22.07.06
Lizard: They're not plurals.

Like the verbs in your second example.

Exactly like the verbs in your second example, in fact.

You can probably get irritated about people dropping the subject of their tiny little verb phrases, and about the use of the third person where first person is probably more useful, but you should be irritated about the right thing.

It's an evolution (in my hasty reconstruction) of the IRC (and related) command /me, where one could type /me fights [object], for instance, and it would be rendered to all and sundry as

*Red Frog Rising fights [object]

So, you have to learn to read the internet, where some kind of action-denoting mark, like *verb*, means /me verb.

Perhaps that will help you parse with greater pleasure... Or at least know what you're annoyed at.
 
 
*
16:37 / 22.07.06
/me toasts Red Frog Rising
 
 
ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!
01:17 / 23.07.06
with fire or booze?
 
 
Princess
11:38 / 25.07.06
Mister Six, I love Anal.
 
 
Smoothly
12:04 / 25.07.06
Start an SBR thread, Princess S.
 
 
Mister Six, whom all the girls
12:39 / 25.07.06
Please!
 
 
Princess
12:45 / 25.07.06
If I where to pretend I was entirely unaware of the double meaning then no-one would believe me right?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:47 / 25.07.06
Right.
 
  

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