Y'know, those words which, used in conversation, are like biting tinfoil.
Ickle
Horrible horrible Chris Evans wannabe-cutesy horrible.
Bird
When used by a conspicuously upper-middle-class colleague to denote the feminine.
Wacky
Don't. Just don't. Unless you're Michael Jackson, in which case you can hardly make the situation any worse.
Kooky
See 'wacky'.
Funky
Particularly when used on interior makeover shows to describe fun-fur on a lampshade.
Snazzy
Not sure why; just the sound of the word is, for me, the intense humming of evil.
Homosexual
Specifically, the 'hom-oh-secks-you-al' pronounciation beloved of BBC newsreaders. Added Tinfoil Points for following it with the word 'lifestyle'.
[X] on acid
Cliched and lazy. Describe it properly.
(Yeah, yeah, it's a phrase.)
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