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Anyone who thinks that "boobies" with a sodding fucking exclamation mark is preferable to or redeems anything needs years of therapy to help them get over their helplessly infantile attitude to sex.
But that would take time and money, so it might be easier for all of us if they just let me bless them with the blessed face-knife. See! It is sharp! It is blessed.
As much as I appreciate Whisky Priestess' effort to redeem my honour, I must admit, there is a trace of irony intended in my previous post. I do, however, say boobies! semi-regularly. However, I would submit that it beats tits (which I hate) breasts (not bad, but too impersonal) and any other variant on the theme, such as melons, fun-bags, love-pillows, bazooms, all of which are much more stab deserving.
Also, my wife says that "boobies" is a friendly term.
Besides which, if you can't have a bit of silly, playful, fun with your spouse, who can you have it with?
Mind you, I'd never say boobies! during an intimate moment. That would just be fucked up.
If face-stabbing is still required, I'll meet you tomorrow at noon on the stone bridge. Knife fight! |
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