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Let's play the game "Beats"

 
  

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Bastard Tweed
11:19 / 17.07.04
No! That doesn't beat the other. I'm genuinely concerned, would someone please come up with what beats us before we go too far?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:33 / 17.07.04
Giant robots invading from space and making us realise we're all one big happy family in the face of screaming mechanoid doom.
 
 
Papess
11:47 / 17.07.04
How about being totally ignorant as to what country was actually being referred to earlier in the thread en français, coupled with a documentary by Micheal Moore?

Or maybe even a sudden attack of good conscious and international decorum?
 
 
Papess
11:49 / 17.07.04
Damn, mine wasn't a response to Stoat. That was for Cznero.
 
 
LDones
12:32 / 17.07.04
Refreshing the thread before clicking 'Submit Post'.
 
 
Papess
12:47 / 17.07.04
How about having something better to do with your time than popping off sarcastic comments about someone's honest mistake?
 
 
Papess
14:23 / 17.07.04
and back to Stoat:
Giant robots invading from space and making us realise we're all one big happy family in the face of screaming mechanoid doom.

Divide and conquer strategy used by superior, but remarkably lazy and power-hungry race to take over Earth by having us kill each other due to our zenaphobic tendencies, while they watch from the comfort of the mothership, getting drunk on the cow's milk the "away team" smuggled back on board.
 
 
TeN
15:03 / 17.07.04
a dismissal of such a plot as a bad sci-fi made for tv movie
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:06 / 17.07.04
a 3 part mini series based on that plot. Including McDonald toys and other evil marketting gimicks.
 
 
Papess
15:07 / 17.07.04
teehee...


The Fox Network
 
 
the cat's iao
15:36 / 17.07.04
several well placed bundles of C4
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
16:52 / 17.07.04
A well placed Sinclair C5.
 
 
Papess
17:23 / 17.07.04
...In an ill-timed rainstorm...accessorized with matching bodybag.

 
 
the cat's iao
19:01 / 17.07.04
a pharmacist dressed up as an antique washing machine wearing a squid on hir head trying to sell fake Calvin Klein underwear while chanting verses from the Upanishads in reverse
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:00 / 17.07.04
Pam Ayers.
 
 
Grey Area
21:19 / 17.07.04
Ayn Rand
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:22 / 17.07.04
Jack Chick
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:40 / 18.07.04
Jack Chick slash fic.
 
 
Lord Morgue
06:13 / 18.07.04
Jack Black slash fic.
 
 
the cat's iao
06:15 / 18.07.04
The murder of Jack Chick in a for real snuff slasher flick.
 
 
Sekhmet
06:35 / 18.07.04
By highly evolved progressive pagan pro-choice Masonic gay Dungeons & Dragons players. Wearing fezzes.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
17:46 / 18.07.04
Preferring the tarboosh.
 
 
Grey Area
19:27 / 18.07.04
Getting kitted out in full whirling dervish gear.
 
 
the cat's iao
00:30 / 19.07.04
Actually doing the worshipping practice of a Dervish and instigating a commune with Allah.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:35 / 19.07.04
Actually doing the worshipping practice of a Dervish and instigating a commune with The Alan Parsons Project
 
 
the cat's iao
00:36 / 19.07.04
Becoming the Eye in the Sky.
 
 
Perfect Tommy
04:35 / 19.07.04
Becoming the Eye in the Pyramid.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
07:08 / 19.07.04
The Unblinking Eye
 
 
Jub
07:28 / 19.07.04
Mike Robot's fists.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
07:35 / 19.07.04
Hellboy's Fist
 
 
LDones
08:18 / 19.07.04
Hulk Hands(tm)

 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:28 / 19.07.04
Fairy soft hands.

NANETTENEWMANHANDPATROLGO!
 
 
Grey Area
12:29 / 19.07.04
Chain Gang duty
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
19:43 / 19.07.04
red hand gang
 
 
TeN
20:23 / 19.07.04
the simple truth that real criminals would prefer killing children over being arrested by them.
 
  

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