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Bastard Tweed

01:54 / 10.08.04

A headache.

your sister

Your mother!

I was raised in the forest by a pack of wolves, they taught me their ways without which I never would have survived on my own but, alas, it was this one act of charity on their part which proved to be their undoing. I'm afraid the last of them died long ago . . .

Lord Morgue

12:51 / 10.08.04

I was born in a crossfire hurricane.

SIDS

abortion (%joy!%)

A seriously disturbed pro-lifer with a rifle and addresses of several clinics.

unheimlich manoeuvre

01:08 / 12.08.04

the hand of GOD squashing the murderous pro-lifer, for the crime of hypocrisy.

Bastard Tweed

01:10 / 12.08.04

The pro-lifer's more reasonable cousin pointing out numerous hypocrisies of God's own. God tries to respond reasonable and collapses into a singularity.

the cat's iao

02:22 / 12.08.04

The singularity, in turn, pinches off a bit of this spactime continuum and creates a new "baby universe."

Saint Keggers

02:31 / 12.08.04

a geranium falling, cries "Oh no, not again"

Lord Morgue

09:44 / 12.08.04

Douglas Adams writes two dog sequels and dies.

Chiropteran

13:18 / 12.08.04

"Salmon of Doubt" released posthumously and "Hitchhiker's film in production - FINALLY.