And by the way, that bug thing above is like some eldritch combination of every naughty bit under the sun (and some that aren't) and it's going to give me night terrors.
(also, the fallen tree thing was supposed to imply that my country's army is {thankfully} kinda weak and useless. I had a delightful image in my head of the army out on a march, encountering a big tree on the road and... yeah. ok.)