convinceing God that being shot in the back whilst robbing a bank counts as martyrdom because you where thinking about how much of an asshole that atheist teller was at the time the crime was committted, thereby gaining instant access into heaven.
Us Americans coming in and whuppin yer country's ass cuz you've got WMD's or terrorist ties or, I dunno, you're dicks or sumthin and makin speak English cuz it'll help you adjust to your new-found liberty.
