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Lateshifting 'Round the World

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18:13 / 12.02.04

Hey, I have never started one of these before. I thought I would do my duty and take my turn. Go nuts, Lateshifters!

18:25 / 12.02.04

Oh man, that lateshift thread title has been used before, hasn't it?

18:27 / 12.02.04

Thursday 3:27 pm, Keggers went nuts.

gotham island fae

18:41 / 12.02.04

2:40 in Kansas. Fae brought nuts. Oh, wait...

18:53 / 12.02.04

People allovathe world, join in, start a nut train, a nut train.

18:57 / 12.02.04

I now declare Maz should be shot for the vile act of implanting that song into my head. I predict it will be infeting my thoughtscape for weeks. DAMN YOU!!!!

gotham island fae

19:20 / 12.02.04

This is giving me such a hunger for pistachios it's... [actually stopping myself from typing 'nuts'] ... crazy. But none a those pink fuckers. Bald and uncoloured, thank you.

19:23 / 12.02.04

Bald nuts? Oh, man...

19:29 / 12.02.04

WARNING: BLONDE JOKE AHEAD!

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples."

gotham island fae

19:43 / 12.02.04

Oh my, May.

Bald nuts

How I wish I could comment. Unfortunately, the only nuts of that type I know of personally belong to one of the many who exclaimed, "Well, thank God you finally have a girlfriend" back when I did, last fall. Although he did pass out one night with his head in my lap, which was a fascinating moment or three.

19:52 / 12.02.04

Blonde Joke: (May started this!!! Dont blame me!)

A cop is cruising down the road when he notices a blonde speeding. As he gets nearer he sees she's knitting while driving her car. Realizing how dangerous it is he yells to her "Pull over!". She looks at him and replies: "No, its a scarf!"

20:52 / 12.02.04

Wow. Just got in from playing football with my brother and my niece. She’s going to play for England when she grows up. Only 3 years old and already she can control the ball and half-volley it really hard. It’s so sweet.

21:26 / 12.02.04

Gah! Don't shoot me! I can't think of anyplace on me where a bullet won't be inconvenient!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:10 / 12.02.04

Yay! I've been trying to post in this thread for the best part of an hour, but the 'lith's been too slow! It seems to have just got better.
Hello everyone. I'm- as usual- sitting at work, ut taking my mind off it by playing quick games of Trogdor the Burninator.

22:38 / 12.02.04

I really wish I even knew that it were possible to play games called Trogdor the Burninator.

22:41 / 12.02.04

Stoatie, do you really work? I think I might want your job. You get to lateshift, play games, and be legitimately nocturnal. Wow!

I made a date and walnut cake last night, and ate most of it today. I had a bought-one last week which was ummy, and you couldnt see the dates, cause I think they were mixed through. Although I think my cake is nearly as ummy, it would be more so if I ate it with my eyes shut so I couldnt see the dates.
And even though I know Im eating them in the cake, I cant bring myself to actually eat one by itself. Even though I suspect I might quite like them.

I've just been reading my dads Europe book. Im totally shocked. Half of it was where its ok to take what drugs, and where one should be discreet with your hash.
So I have my half-plan of going to Berlin to work. Its a half plan. Because I always want to go away, but cant tear myself from my damn gymnastics, even though Im led to believe it takes place outside of Inverness. So basically, I want to be here march 6th, may 1-2nd, june 6th, then all of september. Fucking hell I need a life.

23:40 / 12.02.04

I've won three dresses on e-bay this week, though I lost a fourth which was awfully cute. I've got a lecture to give tomorrow on stage spaces, but I've given it before.

Red Cross Iodized Salt

23:59 / 12.02.04

20:57 in NYC. Just got back from doing some record shopping. First time in months that I've gone into a physical record store. They didn't have any of the things I went in to look for, but they had a lot of stuff that I hadn't realized I wanted.

00:20 / 13.02.04

Gah. I was in such a good mood when I came in. In such a bad mood now. The ‘Liths gone all weird tonight. Someone tell a joke, please.

00:23 / 13.02.04

I'm sorry, darling, I don't know any at the moment.

00:28 / 13.02.04

Hey, it’s okay Maz. It’s the thought that counts. That FAQ thing was so pointlessly nasty I momentarily despaired of humanity. Your innate sweetness has restored my faith. You’re like the Good Witch of the North. And we’re all your munchkins, or something.

00:29 / 13.02.04

Hardly hon, if anyone here is Glinda, it's Xoc, in my opinion.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:30 / 13.02.04

Lith was practically unusable before- now it seems to have sorted itself out somewhat.

Is anyone else totally cock-a-hoop about the news that Tony artin's been arrested for nicking numberplates?

00:36 / 13.02.04

Wow, that’ll disappoint his chums in the Daily Mail. Unless he was nicking them in order to out-fox speed cameras, in which case this could be spun in his favour as far as they’re concerned.

00:38 / 13.02.04

My dad got rid of my penecillin experiment. Without even consulting me! Though I quite fancy another pot noodle, I could hide it in a more inconspicous place than the bin this time.

Oh, and we need to see these three dresses. I hope they're silly.
I bought shitloads of Hello Kitty stationery for my husbitch. I was getting addicted, kept saying "oh well, seeing as you're sending stuff anyway.. do you want to chuck in a few extra notebooks, and sticker sheets, and memo cards and letter sets. They might be nice." No matter how nice the lady was, she was blatenty exploiting my addiction.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:45 / 13.02.04

BH- what a horrible thought. I couldn't cope with another round of Tony Martin- National Hero.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:48 / 13.02.04

Gingerbop- I think it was before your time, but I seem to remember a disturbingly fetishistic thread about people's taste in stationery a while back.

00:53 / 13.02.04

No, it wasnt. Truckle began it, if I remember correctly. I tried to route it up last time my husbitch and I had an hour long conversation about the joys of nice stationery, but it appears to have been missed out the whole search thing. Either that or one of us has spelt it wrong.

00:56 / 13.02.04

The dresses- I'm not sure if these links'll work now that the auction's over.

The "Bee" dress

The Racing Stripe Dress

The Spring-Time Dress

Not too very silly, but awful fun.

01:04 / 13.02.04

Aww... I was expecting big flouncy meringes of you. But yes, fun indeed! I got a bit of a fright seeing that the spring one says 13" waist, but on closer inspection they mean 26. Good lord, I thought for a moment you might be one of the scary people.

Which makes me think of my sister, and then of my brother. Last weekend he came home, and my two sisters went to meet him at the train station. They both walked past him, not recognising him. How awful is that! Then he came to one of the sisters houses but had to stand in the garden because he's allergic to dogs. My dad came to pick us up, and didnt recognise him for a minute either- thought he was a water board inspector or something. They all blamed the Scotrail uniform.
Im never gonna leave home. I'll come home, they'll have turned my room into a sauna and they wont know who I am.

01:05 / 13.02.04

yoyoyoyo

3:07 in Dublin

I turned 21 three hours ago

01:12 / 13.02.04

YAY! Happy birthday. Are you going to go and drive some heavy goods vehicles?

01:13 / 13.02.04

Well happy birthday, nrvous!

Poor ginger's brother- now see, if he wore a merrengue dress or however it's spelled he wouldn't have such troubles.

01:17 / 13.02.04

Oh, wow, Maz they’re lovely! Especially the ‘Bee’ dress. By golly, you’re very thin.

And Stoatie, I think as long as Tony Martin keeps up his lunatic attacks on The Mail’s favourite targets he’ll always be their number one. Mail readers seem to like reading about scruffy people tackling all the fears that they’re too scared to deal with themselves. Having tackled gypsies and speed cameras, all he’ll really need to do is torch some asylum seekers to be nominated for the Mail Thug Of The Year award. God, this world..

Oh, happy birthday, nrvous! Why aren’t you disgracefully drunk at this very moment? You still appear to be capable of typing.

01:18 / 13.02.04

Wooo!

thanks y'all. as far as the heavy goods vehicles are concerned, we'll see how the night progresses...

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