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The Snide Throwaway Post Rejection Pile

  
  

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Jack Fear
13:53 / 16.10.03
...but you thought you'd give us all your uninformed opinion anyway.

What a surprise.
 
 
Sax
14:22 / 16.10.03
...and if Kit-Cat Club doesn't post to the new Jenny Everywhere thread soon I'm going to put a hessian sack over her head and keep her in a wheelie bin...
 
 
Persephone
14:32 / 16.10.03
... and the Men Who Love Them.

(Sorry. I can't stop thinking that.)
 
 
Quantum
14:46 / 16.10.03
HOW CAN YOU POST SUCH OBVIOUS NONSENSE!?!

I think that a lot.
 
 
deja_vroom
15:00 / 16.10.03
this is not a snide thoraway post. i will provide tons of em soon, i promise. but boy, do I like this thread already...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
19:37 / 16.10.03
oh, for fuckssake, you self-indulgent wankers, SHUT UP.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
19:39 / 16.10.03
(though that's not really snide, it lacks 'some' of the implied subtlety. does this remind anyone else of a skewed version of the compulsory 'love-ins' from 'Heathers'. In a good way, btw.)
 
 
Ex
19:51 / 16.10.03
You're the cutting edge of revolutionary thought? That mealie-mouthed, recycled fragment of dredged-up, prejudiced, predictable bull's pizzle is revolutionary? In that case, excuse me while I pop home, prise out my gold teeth and reinvest them in government bonds.
Karl and Che must be shitting themselves.

Ahem. Thanks, Flyboy.
 
 
MJ-12
20:16 / 16.10.03
Fuckin' a, man. I thought I was lazy.
 
 
Papess
20:20 / 16.10.03
You are.
 
 
Papess
20:23 / 16.10.03
Come now, that was snide....wasn't it? Enh, never been much for subtlety.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:28 / 16.10.03
Oh, what's the fucking point. Why should I bother to respond to you when you've already filled in my side of the conversation in your own fucking head, based on some demented construct that you've somehow hung on me? Fuck you, you self absorbed, pompous, fucking bloody shithead. Why don't you just lock yourself in the bathroom and talk to your fucking mirror?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:30 / 16.10.03
off-topic. (ie assuredly not snide.) Flyboy, i think you deserve insta-barbe-deification for this thread.

********. Just one question. Is it possible to concieve of a topic into which you wouldn't feel the need to stick your fatuous, pseudo-cryptic, self-indulgent, oh-so-superior oversized oar? If so, let me know. and I'll start it.

thirty times.
 
 
Jack Fear
21:33 / 16.10.03
(Wow, that last one makes me afraid BiP's talking about me. Which I suspect is kind of the point: a side-effect of this thread is to put thoughtful/self-conscious persons on their best behavior. Cleverly done, you crafty Flyboy, you.)
 
 
The Falcon
22:16 / 16.10.03
I have actually posted 'Fuck off.' to someone here. But we're chums now, I think.

A triumph for brevity, if nothing else.

I don't really like to stay bottled up.
 
 
The Falcon
22:17 / 16.10.03
"Perhaps you should learn to."
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:46 / 17.10.03
For fuck's sake. Are you totally lacking in higher consciousness. Here, I'll help you.

Read. The fucking. Thread.

Ponder over the meaning contained in the posts therein.

Consider your response.

Type response.

Preview your post, checking response for obvious wankitude.

Post reply.

Most of this stuff is entirely automatic for normal thinking humans like the rest of us, and to a lesser extent, Flux. Why is it that you can't cope with it?

Come on, fuckstick, make me proud. Instead of sick.
 
 
uncle retrospective
11:08 / 17.10.03
So can we start hating that pointless little fuck now that he's hawking Mcdonalds or is that pop genius too?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:11 / 17.10.03
Make [him] a man, I just wanna love him babee! Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 
deja_vroom
11:32 / 17.10.03
But that's because you're an idiot.
 
 
deja_vroom
11:37 / 17.10.03
NO, the problem is not that people don't understand you. The problem is that they *do* understand you. They get to understand you too well. And waaay too fast.
 
 
deja_vroom
11:41 / 17.10.03
Don't try to impress me by thinking.
 
 
Persephone
13:29 / 17.10.03
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE HEIMLICH MANUEVER?! This man is CHOKING on his own self-importance!
 
 
salix lucida
13:44 / 17.10.03
11:59 pm. i took twenty-three hits of acid, did a banishing ritual, and, while meditating, took a shit. Lo, i didn't feel bloated anymore. Magic works.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:06 / 17.10.03
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:17 / 17.10.03
Asking you a simple fucking question is not a violation of the First Fucking Amendment.
 
 
Papess
19:27 / 17.10.03
Can you dissapear then?
 
 
Papess
19:51 / 17.10.03
Oh lookie...a dictionary!

(That one was for me!)
 
 
Papess
21:15 / 17.10.03
I am sure Loki will be very happy to hear he is the current patron god of your assholery. I bet he'll be taking notes.
 
 
Baz Auckland
00:02 / 18.10.03
oh, not again...
 
 
bio k9
04:52 / 18.10.03
If we ever meet I'm going to mash your face like a potato.
 
 
CaseK
08:41 / 18.10.03
The person who reveres cheapness with no further end in view is not engaged in a reflective use of his financial resources. He has dogmatically placed one standard above all others, leaving no room for the fluidity and breadth of consideration required in proper valuation. In addition, if he spends as little as he can in order to keep his money for more narrowly self-interested projects – asking “How can we do it more cheaply?” about only public projects, say – he is simply selfish, not thrifty, and his constricted standard of valuation remains that of the thriftless person
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:47 / 18.10.03
Do you honestly, really, truly have nothing better to do with your bloody time?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
12:54 / 19.10.03
I would just like to say thanks for that. A nice big thanks. A nice big fat thanks on the side of an artic, highlighted in neon and with mounted gun turrets.
 
 
Not Here Still
19:29 / 19.10.03
in anticipation of the thread which will probably be set up later;

well, at least it shows he's got a heart....
 
  

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