'Right, but that means... No, no it's fine... No, honestly I don't mind... Hm? Oh that's just the Radox I guess. No, it's only hissing like that because the water's quite hot here... Come on now, what would I be doing with that in the house... Anyway, I'll be out in a minute...'

Ganesh

14:40 / 16.08.05

Chanel's got it.

Sax

14:41 / 16.08.05

I totally agree with what you say about Derrida, but I also can't help thinking that I bet you've got a really great arse.

madfigs #32, now with wasabi

18:00 / 16.08.05

Looks like the search for the "Real Killers" isn't going so well... or is it??

Alex's Grandma

00:35 / 17.08.05

Apparently Siberia's very beautiful at this time of year.

Ganesh

20:28 / 17.08.05

Most. Pathetic. Idea. For. A. Thread.

Ever.

Alex's Grandma

00:51 / 18.08.05

I hadn't gone at my 'old man' in such a frenzy since 1987, but after reading that, this time I had a swiss army knife.

Tryphena Absent

02:05 / 18.08.05

If I were a zombie I would eat all the brains. With glee.

HCE

18:19 / 18.08.05

Though I'm charmed by the nebulous parallels between your love story and my own, I still think you're a prick.

Aertho

19:05 / 18.08.05

That's what you chose for my first ever barbequote?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:42 / 18.08.05

You call that a vegetable lasange? BAH! It is barely lasagne, let alone vegetable! Half a tinned tomato and some runny spinach does not = vegetables!

[Sorry, there wasn't a thread wherein to denigrate the low quality of frozen vegetable lasagne so I'm borrowing this one. I also regret my decision not to bother buying an icecream. That's no-one's fault but my own and I take full responsibility; however, the aforesaid frozen pasta disaster was inexcusable.)

A coffin?

Lost (The Mongolian Thread)

HCE

15:20 / 19.08.05

Please don't think for a moment that I relish the fact that the company of women other than your mother continues to elude you, Chuck D.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:18 / 20.08.05

God. Depressing but true. Only one interesting thread in a whole forum